fatalist Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 so you all know how my friend/x boy is leaving back home, but before he heads off.. his co-workers, and two roommates are throwing him a surprise party...here's the problem..one of his co-worker is a girl that he had a little thang with...when him and i weren't do so well...he wasn't my man or anything, but still shit was fucked up....and her bestfriend also works with them...so those two hoe's are going to his apartment to decorate the place while him and the rest of the crew from work are playing football...did i fail to mention those hoe's and i despise one another.... his roomate invited me to the bash......so you know i'm there i bought a whole new cute fuckin outfit....and im taking aleast 3 of my closest girls... i hate the fact that those two girls are bringing the stupid food, and shit like that...it makes me not want to eat it...will i look retarded if i grub on their food.... and how should i handle the situation...if she is all up on my ex man....without crashing the party..... :mad: not only that, but the majority of the people that will be attending will be from work...so you know their going to share their gay little work stories with one another....what the fuck do i do..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 i wouldn't go either. drama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 hahaha, women at their finest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Go in there with a really short skirt on and mad cleavage, and I bet they will be hating you. And eat as much of their grub as you want, because that’ll piss them off. And act really silly and keep telling every guy there how drunk you are. And pull off your panties from underneath your miniskirt in front of everyone, and give them to him when it’s time to say farewell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 18, 2004 Author Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by CILONE/SK GET NAKED AND SHOW THEM YOUR TITS Your in a lose-lose situation. I wouldn't go if it was me. i thought about it...but bad idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 you shouldn't care if he's your ex-man... you should: drop by w/your girls, say hi and stay for a little bit, eat their food, then leave and act like you got a more important engagement to go to... or not go at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Seriously, though. You should go. You were invited, and shouldn’t let these hoes “win”, so to speak. Your guy will obviously wish you were there, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 ditch that suprise party come to suprise party im throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 18, 2004 Author Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X Seriously, though. You should go. You were invited, and shouldn’t let these hoes “win”, so to speak. Your guy will obviously wish you were there, no? your right...im going...but i don't want to feel like the fuckin black sheep plus, he will be taking off the very next day..so i have to be there..weather those bitches like it or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 you could go really early or really late just to wish him well.. slave's got a good suggestion.. this situation spells drama. i don't see too many surprises here, sounds like you already know you're in a sticky situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by fatalist i thought about it...but bad idea hahahaha, she also has bigger boobs than you:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract hahaha, women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract hahaha, women at their finest im sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 ps- if she starts hangin on your ex-man, go up to them in their moment, and tell him youre pregnant and its his. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 Strip 4 him;) He'll prob love that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 Originally posted by fatalist i bought a whole new cute fuckin outfit.... :love2: parties are for having fun. if you think you can have fun at the party despite the drama, go rock out. if you think these hizzos will ruin it for you, fuck it. if you want a man that will treat you the way you want to be treated, tap the g-spizzot, and induce the most intense orgasm-tastic sex fest of your life, move to hong kong and holler at me. :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 19, 2004 Author Share Posted June 19, 2004 Re: Re: surprise party Originally posted by iquit :love2: parties are for having fun. if you think you can have fun at the party despite the drama, go rock out. if you think these hizzos will ruin it for you, fuck it. if you want a man that will treat you the way you want to be treated, tap the g-spizzot, and induce the most intense orgasm-tastic sex fest of your life, move to hong kong and holler at me. :yum: i'll holla when im in hongkong :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 19, 2004 Author Share Posted June 19, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E ps- if she starts hangin on your ex-man, go up to them in their moment, and tell him youre pregnant and its his. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: madd fuckin funny lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 outcook them:lol: no but seriously, like someone else said. ya cant let them win. so go, and if you really care that much, dont give them the chance to hang all over him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 19, 2004 Author Share Posted June 19, 2004 Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m outcook them:lol: no but seriously, like someone else said. ya cant let them win. so go, and if you really care that much, dont give them the chance to hang all over him. how do i accomplish that without looking so obvious though :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 honestly girl... if you want his attention, and he's not giving it to you for whatever reason (that other girls baller blocking you) start flirting with some of his friends... for reals. that pisses us guys off more than anything. laugh a little at someone elses jokes, and seem all interested or some shit... and if he still feeling you at all, he'll wonder what the fucks going on, and come check you out. then you talk to him, and keep it interesting, and he'll be hooked. kinda panties you wearing to the party? hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 take some of your close friends and chill for a bit.Make sure you and your friends eat the food tha tthe other girls brought.Talk a little shit then leave.don't even say bye just disappear from the event..Oh get pictures we need pictures to make the story better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 you lost me after "all know".... My adult ADD is killing me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 Originally posted by Telo you lost me after "all know".... My adult ADD is killing me.. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 Originally posted by fatalist how do i accomplish that without looking so obvious though :confused: the amusement value would be so much higher if you made it obvious. seriously tho, tease got it right, you'll know when you start flirtin with his homie's. you can always count on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 Two things…DO NOT TAKE ADVICE FROM TEASE…I didn’t read his post, but I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t either. Just don’t sweat it. Just go to the party as Audrey Hepburn in that movie musical where she works at a bookstore and Fred Astaire turns her into a model. Actually don’t, that’s stupid. Go be someone cool, like Cleopatra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 Originally posted by fatalist how do i accomplish that without looking so obvious though :confused: No worries, just don’t dwell on the fact that you two have history and that things are awkward. I bet he doesn’t want some uncomfortable vibe, so don’t let those other girls get that on you. Just be cool, have fun, and make sure you eat a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 And just whisk him to some spot where you could be alone and “talk” for a little while. Don’t let some other girl get him away from you. Use your feminine wiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted June 19, 2004 Share Posted June 19, 2004 listen to weopon x, he's a faggot, so he probally knows what to do. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 19, 2004 Author Share Posted June 19, 2004 i'll post flix as soon as the party is over....its on the 28th right now i'm heading off to work to face those two skanks and my x baby.... and i'm going to eat as much as i can...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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