Giving Tree Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 This definitely deserves it's own thread Ex girlfriend of about 7 months is coming today, after a month or so of being split up. Long distance, ended on kind of crappy terms, coming with the "just friends" facade that always fronts a trip planned the DAY BEFORE for which the flight had to be easily 500 plus dollars due to the immediacy of the ticket, and on top of that, she's staying until TUESDAY. my heart has been racing since she TEXT-MESSAGED ME to pick her up tomorrow at 5:45 at the local airport. I want her back. clearly. right now my "emotions" and life is such that I'm not really stable enough to have a relationship, I'm seeing a doctor, blah blah blah. but ideally we could work things out. she also said plain as day "this does not mean we are back together." but did also state "I just can't resist you." so: what the fuck do I do? I DON'T want to mess things up if we could get back together, but I don't want to expect something that's just her saying "you are just so damn sexy you are worth 500 plus dollars to come fuck for a few days." I am lost. can I keep the friends tip? will we work things out? is this the ender visit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 rad. all i can say is cross your fingers and hit it. after that its up to zeus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 rather than devising a plan, just chill and wait to see what happens between thw two of you. shes coming to you. she wants to see you. she probably has something she needs to say to you in person. wait to see what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
low spark Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 maybe she's pregnant. maybe she has aids. good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Post photos. Of tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 maybe she's coming to ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY rip the heart from my chest, instead of just doing it "metaphorically" by leaving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Might be a set up...she may have been knocked up from some 1-night stand... definatly not father status, but it looks like you may be. (hence the worth 500 quote.) So she comes back to you and gets with you. She flies back..and them bam you get the call 9 months later. Tread softly...use protection if you hit it. Just take it slow and see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Hermdog brings good advice, listen to him. Condom + spermicide is a necessity for this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by Hermdog@Jan 7 2005, 04:48 PM Might be a set up...she may have been knocked up from some 1-night stand... definatly not father status, but it looks like you may be. (hence the worth 500 quote.) So she comes back to you and gets with you. She flies back..and them bam you get the call 9 months later. Tread softly...use protection if you hit it. Just take it slow and see what happens. Quoted post well i KNOW what's GOING to happen. i'm going to work her retarded. it's been like a month without any play. not that is uncommon for me but if it's thrown in your face, i mean common man.. she's not trying to net me. she's rich. she's got enough money to buy 50 guys, let alone my stupid ass.. that's definately not the reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 I think she loves you. Love is a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by villain@Jan 7 2005, 05:02 PM I think she loves you. Love is a beautiful thing. Quoted post yeah that's what she tells me. i could be so lucky. giving: always expecting alterior motives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Fuck yeah giving tree, same shit just happened to me! My ex of 2 years just surprised me christmas night after being apart for 6 months.. flew from NY to Orlando for me. 12 days of non-stop sexing. Shit was amazing. Take advantage of it. She'll behave herself because she knows you've got freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by S@T@N@Jan 7 2005, 05:17 PM Fuck yeah giving tree, same shit just happened to me! My ex of 2 years just surprised me christmas night after being apart for 6 months.. flew from NY to Orlando for me. 12 days of non-stop sexing. Shit was amazing. Take advantage of it. She'll behave herself because she knows you've got freedom. Quoted post HOLY SHIT DUDE i haven't talked to you in forever!! hit me up with a p.m. and i'll send you my aim name.. we need to catch up dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by S@T@N@Jan 7 2005, 12:17 PM 12 days of non-stop sexing. . Quoted post JE5U5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 same thing happened to me acouple months ago. weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misteraven Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 best thing you can do is be nice and charming, and do not make any moves on her. dont even bring up anything remotely close to relationship talk, and politely deflect any advances or attempts to talk. by the time she gets back home, she'll be ready to pack her shit and move back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Well that's good news then... there are a ton of crazy women out there, and at least this one appears to be okay. Good for you, have fun; love is great when you find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 thats cool, she's coming to visit. stand your ground and don't give in to unreasonable demands if she wants to get back together. they always have an agenda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 hmmm, sounds suspect to me. she just up and left the first time around right? the girl might be bi polar. :lol: i wouldnt make any sexual advances on her, until she made a move on you... make it seem like sex isnt shit to your or that youve been getting yours while she was gone. but you never know, it could be that she just misses you and wants to see if yall still "got it". good luck man, hope it works out for the best. keep us updated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by S@T@N@Jan 7 2005, 05:17 PM Fuck yeah giving tree, same shit just happened to me! My ex of 2 years just surprised me christmas night after being apart for 6 months.. flew from NY to Orlando for me. 12 days of non-stop sexing. Shit was amazing. Take advantage of it. She'll behave herself because she knows you've got freedom. Quoted post Dude, when i went to see my ex this past December, we didn't have non stop sexing. Now that i think about it, thats pretty fucked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutlips Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 it must be that time of year because my ex came to visit a few weeks ago. i havent seen her in over a year thought i was over it but then i saw her and i remembered everything i wish i still had in my life..ha i sound corny as hell but anyway dont be pushy just enjoy yourself and dont expect to much that way you wont be let down..good luck i know how u feel luckily my ex moving was the best thing for both of us now we are good friends and we can actually have an adult relationship without all the drama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Jan 7 2005, 11:12 PM i wouldnt make any sexual advances on her, Quoted post TEASE, I HEARD YOU LOOK AT YOUR BROTHERS POO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 dont worry about hittin it,if she just wants to come and chill then thats fine,but you never know,she could be plottin on just fuckin you cause shes lonely,just relax and see what goes on,who cares if you dont get layed,you will again eventually.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 make sure to bag your sausage if ya hit the monkey.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E@Jan 7 2005, 06:12 PM the girl might be bi polar. :lol: Quoted post What is so funny about that tease! You must die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK+Jan 8 2005, 03:30 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TURBOCAPSLOK - Jan 8 2005, 03:30 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-T=E=A=S=E@Jan 7 2005, 11:12 PM i wouldnt make any sexual advances on her, Quoted post TEASE, I HEARD YOU LOOK AT YOUR BROTHERS POO. Quoted post [/b] Hahahahaha .. this made me laugh. Giving - update? Pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 And any luck making your way over to Indonesia/Indian Ocean basin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 "Indeed, psychologists attest that the season to be jolly can in fact be the loneliest and most stressful time of the year for many individuals" — On that note, take advantage of it until Spring then all will wilt away again...Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 hit it anal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK+Jan 8 2005, 04:30 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (TURBOCAPSLOK - Jan 8 2005, 04:30 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-T=E=A=S=E@Jan 7 2005, 11:12 PM i wouldnt make any sexual advances on her, Quoted post TEASE, I HEARD YOU LOOK AT YOUR BROTHERS POO. Quoted post [/b] i heard that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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