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:superthread: Funny Chats

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Aug 11, 2002.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

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    :superthread: Funny Chats

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - Aug 11, 2002

    Post you're funny chat sessions here.
    Rules: like you'd follow them...pffffttt.
    I'll start it off:


    GODBLESSER: masturbate yourself to sleep while listening to bjork
    xHonkYx: I dunno what it is either.
    GODBLESSER: OEPA
    GODBLESSER: OE
    xHonkYx: nope.
    xHonkYx: I don't like bjork.
    GODBLESSER: OIEIEIEIEIEIEEI
    xHonkYx: maybe, hole while do.
    GODBLESSER: Shes a bitch
    xHonkYx: hahahahah, pun intended.

    Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    *Download AIM+* Good addon, helps with logging chat and has other rad ass features.
     
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    melt - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    .
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    get professor AIM 3 its another great program to fuck around on AIM with.
     
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    seppuku - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    get it where?
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    well lets see, the internet is a great mystery, hmmm theres these new fangled things online called search engines, try typing professor AIM 3 into one. Now if you need to know where to find a search engine, goto www.google.com and search for search engines...haha i love being a prick, honestly i forget the website i came across prof AIM and AIM+ it was a long bit ago, so you will have to go to a search engine.
     
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    L*S*D - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    jim316 [12:57 AM]: how do i get a bigger penis?
    GnmPns [12:57 AM]: : Hello if you would like an enlarged penis send this
    Instant Message to as many people as you would like inches on your penis
    GnmPns [12:58 AM]: Now that your done, we noticed you would like to recieve
    no inches on your penis, thank you

    jim316 [12:59 AM]: does this really work? because i am 34 years
    old and my penis is only 4 and 6/8 inches long ? my wife is fine with it but
    i would like some self esteem
    GnmPns [12:59 AM]: no it dosent it is just a thing i do with my perverted
    mind
    jim316 [1:00 AM]: why thank you kind sir
    GnmPns [1:00 AM]: no problem
    GnmPns [1:00 AM]: My Penis Company has helped others
    GnmPns [1:00 AM]: I help them by telling them that my junk is only 3/4 of
    an inch long
    GnmPns [1:00 AM]: It makes people like you feel better
    jim316 [1:01 AM]: Really it does , i feel better already
    GnmPns [1:01 AM]: Great!
    GnmPns [1:01 AM]: Although i know your not 34 and your not married
    jim316 [1:02 AM]: And how would you know this ?
    GnmPns [1:02 AM]: because i do
    jim316 [1:02 AM]: but how?
    GnmPns [1:02 AM]: your 14-15
    jim316 [1:02 AM]: yes, i wish.
    jim316 [1:03 AM]: May i ask how old you are kind sir?
     
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    test pattern - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    Something just sounds... wrong about "recieve no inches on your penis."
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    something just sounds....queer about wanting men to IM you about their penii.
     
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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    true
     
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    AeRoSoL JuNkiE - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    i'm not very amused.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/loss/jpegs/postcards/street.jpg'>

    never again
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    / Theres no mystery why you have 6k+ posts.
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    DEE38 - Replied Aug 12, 2002

    I like Gay Clubs: IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD!!
    I like Gay Clubs: LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTASTIC!!
     
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