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SUPERMARIO BROS. WERE ON DRUGS!!


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ok i think super mario and luigi were doing some serious drugs man.

 

1. they eat shooms and grow bigger or gain life

2. shit begins to grow around them (plants pipes) clear sign of acid trip.

3. they see multicolored turtles and shit!

4. the turles fly.

5. they eat a start and are invinsable and run really fast (speed??)

6. they touch a flower and get power to spit fire (flowerpower aka mary jane)

7. they smoke some leaf and become raccons that can fly (opium??)

8. they hit a pipe lookin flute and fly to another world (mario 3)

9. they kick it with a dinosaur thats always got the munchies.

 

 

and its still the best game in the world!!!!

 

 

:king: :D :beat: :mexican: :scramble: :stretch:

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Guest SPLINTER

actually Mario 2 is not essentially a mario game. it was just some japanese game with the mario figures replacing the originals. so basically that explain why it doesnt make sense and why i never liked or owned it.

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you know who was selling the dope to the mario brothers---bowser!! why do you think he keeps kidnapping the princess all the time. mario and luigi are plumbers, obviously not making enough money to support their massive habits. and what happens when you rack up a huge debt to a drug dealer? he kidnaps your ho' of course. he probly has the princess out workin the streets so that's why mario has to come rescue her.

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What about in one of the gameboy games

i dont remember which Mario

 

But there was thie slimy gook that would ouuze and fribble around

and there were COW FISH (cows with fins..duh)

 

blobbling/swimming around in it as though they hadn't a care in the world.

 

sheer madness.

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Drugs have implemented me...

 

To those who love their Mac's and their incorporated technology, let me explain something. Steven Jobs, Mr. Apple Computers was a pot smoker. I saw a video in tech school were him and associates wee smoking pot and coming up with ideas for apples computers. Several video gaming companies also do this particular brainstorming program.

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steve jobs ate acid. theres some movie about the history of apple and microsoft back in the day. hes tripping in the living room and starts thinking he's in a field of wheat. weird shit.

 

:loopy:

 

but in reality, drugs create ideas

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