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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ubejinxed, Sep 9, 2001.

  1. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    ever wondered why superheros have capes? if you wanted to get them you could just wrap their capes around their heads and run or something. sorry superman i didn't mean to step on your cape.

    what about those skin tight suits they wear, talk about a serious wedgie! wow i'm glad i'm not a superhero.

    i wonder how they get out of those things to go to the bathroom. you think they have those easy access thingys like longjohns?

    yes yes i have way too much time on my hands.

    high plains drifter
  2. DoSeR

    DoSeR Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 1,851 Likes Received: 0
    i think they just poo themselves i mean if you saw superman with a poo stain would you laugh he would prolly melt your balls off with laser eyes....what i wanna know is does the green lantern get hig... he could make a endless supply of weed and hotbox the hall of justice or whatever and get the whole justice leauge baked
  3. Any one remember the short lived cartoon "The Max" on mtv a few years ago?
    That was some gnarly shit, reminded me of an acid trip gone wrong with all the small characters and mood settings.
    Dose has a point with the Green Lantern hot boxin the justice league, but lets not forget Aqua Man who probably has some crazy hydro growing in Atlantis, Tarzan probably was the king of the drugged out super hero's id imagine he has Salvia,Herb and Magic scilobin's everywhere.

    "If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington."
  4. miz303

    miz303 Banned

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 425 Likes Received: 0
    ....the incredible hulk was the shit....
  5. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    fuckin spiderman theres a movie comin out next summer...it better not suck

    jus me and you muthafucka jus me and you...i'll put trade marks around your fuckin eye
  6. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    I'm gonna have to go with Silver Surfer.
  7. DoSeR

    DoSeR Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 1,851 Likes Received: 0

    i loved that cartoon it was fucking insane.... i loved the little creatures that served no purpose but to make you go insane it was amazing too so detailed and shit.... THE MAXX
  8. garcia_vega

    garcia_vega Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 2,931 Likes Received: 2
    black lightning. that's a fuckin superhero. he'd probably call every other superhero a jive turkey.
  9. garcia_vega

    garcia_vega Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 2,931 Likes Received: 2
    the iz were my favorite part of the maxx. i actually did a piece back when that was on mtv where i had a bunch of the iz eating my letters.
  10. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    White Hatin' Coon.

    (hopefully the kevin smith kids will laugh.)



    bet yall dont remember CAPTAIN MARVEL!
  12. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178

    2 Can Sam
  13. spiderman movie should be good preview looked off the wall.. and what about the max that show was a trip but . anybody see the movie unbreakable with bruce willis.. totally wacked out flick...
  14. MUNE

    MUNE Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2001 Messages: 248 Likes Received: 0
    WATCHMEN!....rorschac breaking people finger for the hell of it!