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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Tough Love, Aug 28, 2005.

  1. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    HOLY FUCK. Ok, last night, about midnight, im sitting in the living room watching some TV, and i notice a HUGE fucking spider crawling around the stairs. So all calm i grab a phone book and smash the mutherfucker. It curls up and i just leave it there thinking, ok, whatever its dead. I go back to watching TV and during a commercial i look over where the spider was and its gone. Im like wtf, so i look around and its standing on the carpet again all fronting and shit. Again, i smash the fucker multiple times with the phone book, thing curls up and thats that. I blow on it to see if itll move, it doesnt so i just leave it. As soon as i do, the sonovabitch goes into a corner! STILL ALIVE! so i take a book, crunch it into the corner, and its still movin. eventually i coax it into standing on the hard book, and this time it doesnt stand a chance against the phone book. Needless to say, the book had a gnarly spider tattoo. Damn, the thing put up a good fight. It was about the size of my index finger.


  2. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    it took you 3 whacks at it with a phonebook?
    fucking pussy
  3. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15

    Was it one of those fuckers? They were popping up everywhere last year, never noticed them before. Scary fuckers. One of them was set up in a web by the air conditioner at my father's house and I saw a fly get sucked right into the middle of the web exactly where the spider was, didn't stand a chance.
  4. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    no i didnt wack it. the thing was on the ground. I slammed the book onto it, then stepped on the book, followed by the old grind the shit into the floor move with the foot.

    The spider was just super tough. Most other small animals that i attack this way die right off the bat.
  5. __ __ __ __

    __ __ __ __ Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 3,907 Likes Received: 92
    i swear.. aahhhhhhhhhhh!

    fucking scary bitches..
    yeah they showed up around my house for about a year... LOTS of them.. but i dont see em anymore..
  6. Bumboclot.

    Bumboclot. Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2005 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 46
    Just like I said in that other spider thread, I hate spiders.
  7. dubsface

    dubsface Member

    Joined: May 26, 2005 Messages: 488 Likes Received: 0
    Thank god I live in NY, where all I have to worry about are rats in the subways and the occasional small non-flying cockroach.
  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    Theres a flying type!? :yuck:
  9. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    Last week while browsing the computernet, I saw something out of the corner of my eye, turned and realized it was a huge spider dangling about 6 inches from my face.

    Needless to say, I yelped like a little bitch and threw a phonebook at it, knocking the spider to the ground and smashing a picture frame in the process.

  10. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    you sir are ruthless
  11. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24

    i taken this shit out on spiders around my house. it foams up all over them and they turn upside down and die instantly.

    long live ortho spider anthrax.
  12. FeltUno

    FeltUno New Jack

    Joined: Aug 27, 2005 Messages: 19 Likes Received: 0
    little bugger put up a good fight eh.
  13. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    I've got plenty of spiders in my house, I like them. What I can't stand is the fucking crickets, the damn things are living in the ceiling and keeping quiet during the day, as soon as I turn the lights off to sleep they start chirping.

    I'm kind of getting used to it though, I just try and pretend like I'm camping.
  14. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    What kind of spider is that?
    I've encountered all kinds of spiders.... brown recluses, tarantulas... among the most dangerous but I've never had one that tough before.
    When I smashed tarantulas before they seemed to disintegrate in their own poisons....
  15. Ivan Putski

    Ivan Putski New Jack

    Joined: Aug 3, 2004 Messages: 86 Likes Received: 0
    That spider is known as a "brown recluse" , and it is typically found in the North East... There are two things I am scared to death of... poison Ivy, and friggin' spiders!!!