Mainter Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 you are hereby summoned to be available for the ________Common Pleas Court as a trial juror. Jury service is not voluntary, but a civic duty imposed upon all citizens by statute.........blah blah blah how the hell do i get out of it on the otherside i get $20 dollars a day still is not by $20 dollars an hour though discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 you can call in and say you are leaving for business or a family emergency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 or you can go there and say you know the defendent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 well i would do that but the dates are set for june 12th and june 13th and i got 5 days to send this in also they got a thing for rescheduling FAILURE TO REPORT AS INSTRUCTED MAY SUBJECT YOU TO PENALTY FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 yeah i can be like I am racist haha watch the person be white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 You have to show up at the place on that date. When you get there, you can tell them you can't serve because you can't afford to miss work, or whatever reason you want to give them. You can postpone it up to two times. Also, they might ask you a bunch of questions about your beliefs, weeding out those who might have biased opinions. You can use that to get them to dismiss you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 hey if i would say i am a Quaker (religion) you think i could get off because i do not because quakers do no harm to others so it would be a hang jury????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 tell them you are moving out of state or out of that county .....it worked for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 go with satanist baby eater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 i got called in for next week. all im going to tell them is i cant afford to miss however many days of work because i wouldnt be able to pay rent. this way if they try to reschedule i can use the same excuse. they usually dont use the younger crowd unless absolutely necessary, or so i hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAXMAN79 Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 AHHAHAHAHAHAHA MY GIRL HAS BEEN DOWN @ JAY ST SINCE 9 AM AND THEY STRILL HAVENT CALLED HER NAME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 throw it away "i never got it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 also, bring a gameboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 no, really throw it away/burn it they cant prove that you got it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 throw it away "i never got it" there you go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 yeah.. but you miss this time and then the next etc.. until one day they are finally like .. "fuck, where is this dude" and they contact you and you're like "i never recieved any of the 3 different letters for each of the 6 times i was summoned.... yes, that address is correct" please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 - uuh- exactly...."i never recieved anything" stick to yer guns it's just like during questioning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Say you are in the military and are serving out of state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 hmmm well i was thinking i was diagnosed with A.D.D / A.D.H.D / O.D.D when i was younger if i go to the doctor and get a copy of the record that says all that crap maybe it will work i will try that haha because hell i do not want to sit and listen to some bullshit plea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Seriously, just write that you're a felon..I am, and it always works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 "damn, theres an awful lot of honkies in here" be racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 the funny thing is during that time you'll proabably just be sitting at home on your computer anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayor Bill Campbell Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 i got called twice in 3 months...the first time i didn't get selected and the second time they didn't call my "alternate" group so i didn't actually have to go in for the selection process. those notices blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 i dont think id mind attending jury duty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovestick Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Don't be such a pussy and just do it. Last time I went I was selected first, had to listen to some lame DUI excuse for two hours, took 10 minutes to decide the bitch was guilty and was out before 2 o'clock. Oh, and was up 13 bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 be racist that works telling them you have a grudge against law enforcement dont believe in "evidence" only god can judge people tell them to "Hang that nagger now! I got the rope right here..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 tell them to "Hang that nagger now! I got the rope right here..." Damn you racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 the funny thing is during that time you'll proabably just be sitting at home on your computer anyway not at home but still at a computer that is what makes me $20 + an hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 yeah the racist card gets played to much they could care less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidDope Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 i recieved the letter for jury duty, and it told me to appear at the court house on june 6th 1901. thank you Y2K! and im out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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