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stupidest thing attempted/done while un-sober

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Krook, May 24, 2003.

  1. Krook

    Krook Banned

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    what's the dumbest thing u've done while u where un-sober...

    i wuz throwing eggs at random shit and accidentally hit a cop car...

    i also jumped off a 15 foot roof and sprained both of my ankles...

    and i threw up on my girlfriend one time and she wuz in this really nice dress (but it wuz hilarious)
     
  2. Hopped from balcony to balcony on the 7th floor of a Mexican hotel, drunk past the point of remembering it.
     
  3. sneak

    sneak Guest

    the thing i like about being drunk is that i dont remember all the embarassing shit ive done...hehe
     
  4. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    smoked a ciggarette in front of my mom
    try to jump over this tall ass trash can
    took a drink of my 40 and forget to take the lid off
     
  5. miles apart

    miles apart Member

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    typed like you and thought it was cool.
     
  6. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    arcel, you smoked in frontt of your mom? you wild man!

    i used to get real drunk and give myself accupuncture with needles i stole from my accupunturist office.
    its not necessarily that crazy, but it was completely documented on 12oz, and pretty funny.
     
  7. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

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    i aint even gonna say.
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    sssstop making fun of me
    *starts crying*
     
  9. miles apart

    miles apart Member

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    hahaha...you crazy fuck.

    What ever happened to your jaunt into the church of body mod and body suspension?
     
  10. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

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    deaths cool as long as you provoke him...he generally lets you go.
     
  11. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

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    hah....yesterday there was all these asian kids trynna provoke me. i think half the floor is watching me........

    what it takes 4 apartments to handle a flower?

    HAH........shits funny.

    i think they friends at the stop light heard me repeating the comment about a broken forty on her face and the rest through his neck......

    but like i said motherfuckers..........call a fucking cop. put food on my door again and its on.

    officer plane pulled me last night.....

    "why are you walking slow? do you have a medical condition?"

    "nahh. i just walk slow so cops dont shoot me. wanna search me? im cute?"

    "do you have anything illegal on you?"

    "i wish"

    "you wish"

    "yeah, sure you dont wanna search me, i know i dont got warrants and a record, i got pulled by sfpd last week and they ran my number"

    "ok you can go"

    "sure you dont wanna search? lemme get a hug?"
     
  12. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

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    i think its forty ounce time.
     
  13. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

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    i settled for a six pack but..............mad fly japanese womens comin over from the down the hall for a party this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!


    hah........and i thought memorial day weekend was next weekend.

    word.

    officer plane.....she had some ass and her tits looked good through the bullet proof.
     
  14. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

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    im getting there.......

    heh...last weekend.

    started after a week of heavy boozing and losing while winning.

    went to sf. met fly woman with ride to club. drank forty in back seat on way to club while being attracted to car owner drivers girl.

    hadda piss so hopped out on 1st and harrison...walked around the city and provoked death escaped charges got FUCKED UP and got a free train ride home.

    reference oldenglish's last 30 posts for details.
     
  15. grittylifer

    grittylifer Banned

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    oh i remember now.....

    stupidest thing i did when unsober was try to get drunk....

    that shit will fuck you up.
     
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