ETHREADZNY Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 upid Warning Labels In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado. Warning on fireplace log: Caution -- Risk of Fire. A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. Warning on an electric router made for carpenters: This product not intended for use as a dental drill. On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish. On a hair dryer: Do not use in shower. On Marks & Spencer bread pudding Product will be hot after heating. On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions - open packet, eat nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 http://www.eiu.org/experiments/dispersion/images/warning.jpg'> its funny cause its true! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 <http://www.power-of-attorneys.com/images/spacer.gif> Wacky Warning Labels. Page 4 of 4 An electric cattle prods warns: For use on animals only A can of air freshner warns: Keep out of reach of children and teenagers Cheap rubber ball toy warning: Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball. Caution on a package of dice: Not for human consumption. In the manual of a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand. Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle: Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death. Instructions for an electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally. On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack: Remove plastic before eating. A TV remote controller warns: Not dishwasher safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by ETHREADZNY On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado. :lol: blahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanAssault Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 The sad thing is that people had to DO these things for them to put the warning labels on the shit. -go figure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 I think the saddest part about most of these warnings is the simple fact that most of them came about because some dumb ass did it and then tried to sue them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 hey dude people are dumb get over it without labels most people wouldnt figure out not to do dumb shit that could get themselfs killed wait warning labels are a bad thing a very bad thing i am gonna find a way to get rid of warning labels..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. These are my top favorites, image the jackass that tried this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by ETHREADZNY On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. These are my top favorites, image the jackass that tried this.. [/quote yeah, i tried to turn off my chainsaw with my pussy lips, but it didn't work..:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 are we forgeting the DR. Pepper warning? : Do not aim towards eye while opening. my sister has a curling iron that says: Do not insert into eye. with a little picture of a curling iron in an eyeball with and x through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 :lol: :lol: some of that is just bad!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Check them all out: http://www.capnwacky.com/warning/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 on a packet of nuts - warning this product may contain nutes.... wtf? thats just common sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 B as in bot, That link is great, I suggest others give it a peak, funny as hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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