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STUPID WARNING LABELS:

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ETHREADZNY, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    upid Warning Labels
    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

    On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

    On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

    On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
     
  2. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    On a blanket from Taiwan:
    Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

    Warning on fireplace log:
    Caution -- Risk of Fire.

    A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
    Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

    Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
    This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

    On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
    Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

    On a hair dryer:
    Do not use in shower.

    On Marks & Spencer bread pudding
    Product will be hot after heating.

    On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: Contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.
     
  3. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    http://www.eiu.org/experiments/dispersion/images/warning.jpg'>

    its funny cause its true! :lol:
     
  4. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
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    Wacky Warning Labels.

    Page 4 of 4

    An electric cattle prods warns:
    For use on animals only

    A can of air freshner warns:
    Keep out of reach of children and teenagers

    Cheap rubber ball toy warning:
    Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

    Caution on a package of dice:
    Not for human consumption.

    In the manual of a chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

    Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle:
    Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

    Instructions for an electric thermometer:
    Do not use orally after using rectally.

    On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack:
    Remove plastic before eating.

    A TV remote controller warns:
    Not dishwasher safe.
     
  5. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest


    :lol:
    blahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
     
  6. UrbanAssault

    UrbanAssault Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 10, 2002 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    The sad thing is that people had to DO these things for them to put the warning labels on the shit.

    -go figure
     
  7. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I think the saddest part about most of these warnings is the simple fact that most of them came about because some dumb ass did it and then tried to sue them.
     
  8. spectr

    spectr Guest

    hey dude people are dumb get over it without labels most people wouldnt figure out not to do dumb shit that could get themselfs killed wait warning labels are a bad thing a very bad thing i am gonna find a way to get rid of warning labels.....
     
  9. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

    On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.


    These are my top favorites, image the jackass that tried this..
     
  10. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

    :lol:
     
  11. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
     
  12. ToYs

    ToYs Guest

    are we forgeting the DR. Pepper warning? : Do not aim towards eye while opening.

    my sister has a curling iron that says: Do not insert into eye. with a little picture of a curling iron in an eyeball with and x through it.
     
  13. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: some of that is just bad!!!
     
  14. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
  15. sneak

    sneak Guest

    wtf? thats just common sense
     
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