Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 *Eartquake while taking a shit *Burglary while barefooted *Car accident with unmatching socks *Farting on your sleep with an insomniac girl *Answering yes or no when questioned about something in a foreign language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duffman Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 somebody bumping into you while pissing at a crowded night club bathroom.. Pissing on yourself is not a way to impress the ladies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Tesseract *Eartquake while taking a shit My friend has a beach house thats up on stilts right on the beach. When the wind starts to go, that fucker sways. For some reason i was always taking a shit when it started to move, i thought for sure that toilet water was going to splash up everywhere from between my legs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 haircuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by beardo showers naw, im playin beard..;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 i have a seriuos fear of railroad crossings and tracks in general:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 germs germs germs well not really. (I'm afraid of alligators, especially the ones on shirts!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 not being able to paint...thats about it..and meeting girls...i dont like that shit at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 getting a flat on my bike in a shitty neighborhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by duffman somebody bumping into you while pissing at a crowded night club bathroom.. Pissing on yourself is not a way to impress the ladies... Duffman says Oh nooo!!!!!!! http://hemsidor.torget.se/users/d/DalRok/duffman.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Are2 getting a flat on my bike in a shitty neighborhood breaking my chain and only being able to cost downhill. (luckily I live at the bottom of the hill) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacko Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 busting the chain on the fixie while screaming downhill on the escape route. wait, maybe that's a rational fear. how about walking out of the pisser with toilet stuck to the bottom of yer shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacko Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 uh, that's toilet PAPER stuck to shoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 oh... because the toliet part sucks too ! I'm afraid of introducing girls into my social circle. The girls are catty and the guys are dogs. where's the normal people at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 I FART ON BITCHES WHEN I'M AWAKE DUDE MY ONLY FEAR IS NOT GETTING IT UP WITH A HOT CHICK, BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENED WHO'S GOING TO DENY THEY CAUGHT WHISKEY-DICK BEFORE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 I usually black out before whiskey-dick becomes an issue. Girls do NOT appreciate a man who falls asleap BEFORE sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 -getting someone you dont like pregnant... -shark attack -or out as sea and tha ship sinks or like you are just in tha water and get pulled under by one of those water funnel tunnels that hold you under... that would suck. -having a disabled kid :( :crying smiley: -not being successful -not getting married... thats good for now :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 having a huge ass earthquake and not being next to the person who is most important to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by MARLBORO RED WHO'S GOING TO DENY THEY CAUGHT WHISKEY-DICK BEFORE? Depends...which version of WD are you referring to? 1) you can get it up, but can't cum 2) can't get it up I've drank myself to #1 a lot. Can't say that #2 has ever come into play. my fear.... talking in my sleep and giving up all the "secret" stuff I do. nothing like being bombarded with accusations after a good nights sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 rice http://www.riceboypage.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 ha-ha, I'm glad you posted that beardo...I caught a flick of a rice boy a few months ago and was going to send it in, but I lost the address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 you know.... I dont really mind WD#1... ...just because then you get to see just how creative your partner really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 - not getting married - not having kids - dying alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 having one of my things disses with my personal info included, and not knowing about it for years!~ even getting busted because of it! that would suck big ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Originally posted by Sacko busting the chain on the fixie while screaming downhill on the escape route. wait, maybe that's a rational fear. how about walking out of the pisser with toilet stuck to the bottom of yer shoe. aahahha i've done both of those things.. after a race started recently, i was bombing down a hill (luckily not too steep) and the chain on my fixed just fucking popped right off.. no brakes, no control.. i tore ass right through a crowded intersection, against traffic, and was lucky that no cars happpened by at that moment...i woulda been toast!! and of course the tp thing..i think everyone's done that.. but my good friend *&%&%$ fucking went back to work one day after eating at a restaurant and when she sat down at her desked, realized that she had a big ass piece of toilet paper stuck inside that back of the waistband of her PANTS!!! d'oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 - Hurling myself off of a tall ledge and not being able to stop myself - Blurting out random obscene shit in front of adults or family members and not being able to stop myself. -Sayingthings i dont want people to know in my sleep - being chased by someone and for somereason not being able to run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 similar to the club-pissing incident, but pissing on a train and getting piss streaks down your leg.... And I absoultly hate birds in peoples houses... The ones that peck at you, they bugg the shit out of me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 spiders and the void that you can only ever imagine when it's the darkest time in your life..nothingness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 getting on an elevator and right when i'm halfway between being in and out, the cables and safety everything gives out and the falling elevator cuts me in half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusto-man Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by Are2 getting a flat on my bike in a shitty neighborhood getting a flat in the suburbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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