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stupid people make me laugh.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by gfreshsushi, May 24, 2004.

  1. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    this is from an email my friend sent me, thought i'd share.

    original text:
    My Friends, I give you... THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!

    This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last week by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures.
    The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving it was jogging up and down on Rt. 925. (in the background)

    Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.

    The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they had the customer sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs.

    Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard. The car, with FL plates (naturally), was headed for Annapolis, where the couple presumably planned to build a new house in which to smoke their crack.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    your best post ever... congrats.
     
  3. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    wow ... just, wow
     
  4. sinproph

    sinproph New Jack

    Joined: Apr 10, 2004 Messages: 30 Likes Received: 0
  5. Mr. Peanut

    Mr. Peanut Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 2, 2002 Messages: 3,033 Likes Received: 10
    "the couple presumably planned to build a new house in which to smoke their crack."
    haah money
     
  6. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    meh. it's new to me, and it's funny. thought i'd share.
     
  7. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Ran in a issue of while you were sleeping, few years back.. prior to the mag totally sucking shit.
     
  8. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    dude
    you just reminded me of the funniest interview i ever read out of there...


    http://www.wyws.com/wArticle.asp?art=2&p=1&i=22
     
  9. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    from above ^^^ inter. with lil'jon



    "How many pairs do you own?

    Man, you throw ‘em away once they get dirty. But we might buy ten pairs when they come out. I mean, who the fuck wants to wear a dirty pair of tennis shoes? You got to be dirty fresh. You got to be dope boy fresh. And “dope boy fresh” mean you gotta be like the dope boy. And he got to always have a brand new pair of somethin’ on. He’s the motherfucking dope boy.

    “Dope boy” or “dough boy”?

    Dope boy. Like the motherfucker who sells dope. You gotta be dope boy fresh. "
     
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 48
    Hahah fucking hell, you have got to be shitting me.
     
  11. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    Please believe, i saw this posted in a bostonian cabinet shop up to 3 years ago (kenyon woodworking), but it still remains funny.

    For other stupid people please check the Tease GIF thread.
     
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