gfreshsushi Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 this is from an email my friend sent me, thought i'd share. original text: My Friends, I give you... THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH! This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last week by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures. The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving it was jogging up and down on Rt. 925. (in the background) Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed. The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they had the customer sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can't see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard. The car, with FL plates (naturally), was headed for Annapolis, where the couple presumably planned to build a new house in which to smoke their crack. http://img73.photobucket.com/albums/v221/gfreshsushi/overloaded.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: your best post ever... congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 wow ... just, wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinproph Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 you realize that picture is about 4 years old right? this thread is an example of how that picture started some funny shit. giant thread practially dedicated to the lumber topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 "the couple presumably planned to build a new house in which to smoke their crack." haah money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted May 24, 2004 Author Share Posted May 24, 2004 Originally posted by sinproph you realize that picture is about 4 years old right? meh. it's new to me, and it's funny. thought i'd share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Ran in a issue of while you were sleeping, few years back.. prior to the mag totally sucking shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest Ran in a issue of while you were sleeping, few years back.. prior to the mag totally sucking shit. dude you just reminded me of the funniest interview i ever read out of there... http://www.wyws.com/wArticle.asp?art=2&p=1&i=22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 from above ^^^ inter. with lil'jon "How many pairs do you own? Man, you throw ‘em away once they get dirty. But we might buy ten pairs when they come out. I mean, who the fuck wants to wear a dirty pair of tennis shoes? You got to be dirty fresh. You got to be dope boy fresh. And “dope boy fresh” mean you gotta be like the dope boy. And he got to always have a brand new pair of somethin’ on. He’s the motherfucking dope boy. “Dope boy” or “dough boy”? Dope boy. Like the motherfucker who sells dope. You gotta be dope boy fresh. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Hahah fucking hell, you have got to be shitting me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted May 24, 2004 Share Posted May 24, 2004 Please believe, i saw this posted in a bostonian cabinet shop up to 3 years ago (kenyon woodworking), but it still remains funny. For other stupid people please check the Tease GIF thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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