Santa Claus Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 back in 9th grade this chick came to my school and she was from the UK. some dumb bitch actually asked her, "was it hard learning our language?" what the fuck. tell your stories of dumb bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 dumb bitches... the story of my life :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Tell someone who cares.......I don't want to hear about it.Have a great day.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 hahahaha :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 sounds like the time some girl asked me what was on the BLT.... a fucking BLT....i mean....really just give me a blowjob.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 some chick was standing across the street from the alamo and asked me where it was. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 YEAH BOOGIE-HANDS, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU WORK IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY CHUMP... DUMB QUESTIONS SUCKS FOR YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 i honestly didnt think that girls like that didnt exist. but i guess they do. i wanna hear more stories of them...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 one girl once asked me if montana was a city or a state...no fucking joke. the same girl also asked if new england was anywhere near london, because she'd been to london before, but didn't think she'd ever been to new england. wtf? i also used to answer phones for my county's tourism board and people would call and ask what time of the year or at what elevation deer turn into elk. again, what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands sounds like the time some girl asked me what was on the BLT.... a fucking BLT....i mean....really just give me a blowjob.... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 i painted a stencil on some steps a while back during the day, just as i had finished i heard someone coming so i moved on quickly only to hear a shout and turned round to see some girl slip on the wet paint and fall flat on her back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 hahahahhahahha yo nato thats funny as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne dumb bitches... the story of my life :o true true. im like a dumb bitch magnet. they flock to me in packs. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Originally posted by MARLBORO RED YEAH BOOGIE-HANDS, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU WORK IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY CHUMP... DUMB QUESTIONS SUCKS FOR YOU hahahha....yeah, when the girl(my coworker) asked me that i was actually in line waiting to get my food.....thanks for trying though besides, i could almost bet that most waiters are making twice as much as your pathetic ass.....keep being upset with the world there chuckles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Originally posted by postaholic true true. im like a dumb bitch magnet. they flock to me in packs. :o DUMB BITCH SMART BITCH UGLY BITCH FINE BITCH OLDER BITCH YOUNGER BITCH STUPID BITCH THEY ALL THE SAME DIRTY.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 agree^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FameWhore Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 one time this girl i know asked if black ppl had black blood, i laughed for, well it must have been a number of hours at least.hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 one time i was at this restaurant with a group of people. this one guy who is pretty "sllooooooow" was asked by -the waitress "would you like soup OR salad sir?".... -he goes "huhh whats SUPER salad?" these 2 girls i know who arent too bright - stupid whore # 1: u know what time it is? me: (joking around) what the hell are you a cop?!?whats with the 3rd degree?? whore * 1: wait whaaaat?whats the 3rd degree?? whore # 2: what..like a burn?? .... sad isnt it.... a long time ago in a class.... some student : "yea i heard that they found a frozen mammoth ...etc.." dumb bitch i hate : "oh... does that mean that they were real??" me: "NoooOOOOO theyre fake like dragons and fairies" same girl different class...(day of 9.11) we were all watching the news on t.v...everybody wanted to watch .. she says "i really dont feel like watching trillions of people dying and getting shot by arabians"..... wtf?? this whore i use to be friends with but she gets stupider everyday... me: "yea i wanna go to japan, my friend lives there and he loves it.." whore: "yEA ME TOO!!!(ditsy voice).. i'd wanna visit china and japan but not hong kong, its too crowded!" sorry i just have alot of encounters with dumb people at my school.. theres more but ehhh this is all very ehhh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 this thread needs more dumb bitches http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/dumbbitch.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 i will admit that i didnt know what was on a BLT but i was a kid in an isolated mexican neighborhood where we only ate your typical mexican food now back to the subject i once knew a girl who was ok lookin but she was really dumb. she was half white and half chicana and really confused. she had a man but was messing with me getting me horney and i told her to stop because i was gonna get wood, she waid "whats wood" i say a "boner" shes like whats a boner i thought "oh god, she talks about hot guys and watching movies with hot sex scenes and she says she doesnt know" so i proceed to pop one and "she says so what is it?" (she was no longer rubbing on me maybe shes blind or cant detect change like bulges on clothes) so i just say "think about it" and walk away she was blonde but most of it was covered by a light brown layer of hair. never messed with her again, figured she would ask me what sex was and i would have to show her and her boyfriend wouldve killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 im mostly nice to people but i HATE FAT ANNOYING UGLY GIRLS that have big red puffy cheeks, legs the size of my head, fingers that always touch each other because they are so fat, have curly hair, wear slutty clothes, think their hot shit, and have a room with 30,000 nysync posters. fuck, i hate em!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 I once convinced a girl on a plane that in Puerto Rico we travel by horse, we trade pigs and goats as currency, clay huts are considered a luxury, and that I had arrived in the US by means of canoe. I lost faith in humanity that day. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 I was talking to a dumb bitch, and i told her i lived in Nicaragua, and she was like, "So hows Africa?, do you see lots of lions?" talk about unimformed. right:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro I once convinced a girl on a plane that in Puerto Rico we travel by horse, we trade pigs and goats as currency, clay huts are considered a luxury, and that I had arrived in the US by means of canoe. I lost faith in humanity that day. Beer, El Mamerro shit, the same thing happened to me, I told the chick i mentioned earlier that i lived in a house made out of Cow dung, and we had monkey servants. The funny thing is she didnt find it weird that i could afford to go to the states and wear Quicksilver shirts. Man, humanity is decaying, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 i know lots of dumb bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 when people call you at home, and then ask where you are... what THE FUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neversaydie Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 this one girl i knew thought that you rolled down the windows while painting a car so you wouldn't get paint on them. no joking either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 I once had a girl ask me how to spell bleach, this was while she had the botttle 2 feet from her and she was "highly" educated..SAD.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 i have a good one .... dumb bitch: "I dont get it, why do you have to get your tires rotated... don't they rotate themselves when you drive?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/bkcovers/final.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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