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stupid AIM conversation

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Mr. Mang, Aug 12, 2002.

  1. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    so here's the background:

    there was a girl i kind of 'dated' for a few weeks like 2 years ago. she was a big christian even then but she still tried to get slutty with me. since i was a dork, i didnt take advantage of it while i had the chance. you live and learn though. so anyway, i havent talked to her in 2 years, so i decide to IM her since i'm back in town hoping to get the groove on. now she's even worse than before.

    hopefully you'll be entertained somehow by some of the stupid shit i say to her. either that or you'll just hate me and call me a fag.

    MANG: hello ****
    GIRL: who is this?
    MANG: patrick. i used to work with you a long time ago. i just moved back home and loaded my buddy list and you were on here.
    MANG: just saying hello i guess
    GIRL: who are you?
    MANG: i just told you. did you miss it?
    GIRL: yes
    MANG: patrick. i used to work with you a long time ago. i just moved back home and loaded my buddy list and you were on here.
    GIRL: where did i work with you?
    MANG: target
    MANG: it was a while back i think
    GIRL: that was a long time ago
    MANG: yeah
    GIRL: what did you do at target. i don't remember
    MANG: well, i didnt even work there long. it was about 2 weeks.
    GIRL: i think i remember. i had just forgotten your name.
    GIRL: it has been awhile.
    MANG: definitely
    GIRL: i have pretty much forgotten everything from the past few years. i just spend the summer in the woods in indiana working and just got back to civilization about 48 hours ago
    MANG: sounds good. what'd you do?
    GIRL: i played lots of games and taught 2-4th grade girls about Jesus
    GIRL: i was a camp counselor
    MANG: what camp was it?
    GIRL: In Pursuit
    GIRL: it is in seymour indiana
    MANG: you know who is from seymour indiana don't you?
    GIRL: actually freetown, indiana
    GIRL: who?
    MANG: oh
    MANG: john mellencamp is from seymour
    GIRL: yeah
    GIRL: so are the elms
    MANG: the who?
    GIRL: it is a band
    MANG: i've never heard of them
    GIRL: not many have heard of them yet
    MANG: are they a christian band?
    GIRL: yes
    MANG: i heard Journey was a christian band
    MANG: do you know if that's true or not?
    GIRL: possibly. i think i have heard that before but i don't know.
    MANG: what about Slayer? somebody told me they were christian too. but i've never heard their music before
    GIRL: that isn't
    MANG: i thought Slayer was. somebody told me they played at Southeast. guess they were wrong.
    GIRL: they are a new band that is doing really well. they are from south africa
    MANG: nope. i'm not too current on christian bands to tell you the truth
    MANG: i'll have to check into that
    GIRL: i made a lot of changes in my life. i am getting married next summer and i am going into the ministry. God just had another plan for me.
    MANG: you don't have your own plans?
    GIRL: i do. i want what god wants. i am really excited about my future. it is what i want too.
    MANG: how do you know what god wants?
    MANG: i just got married also. it was last fall. she's from Russia believe it or not. one of those mailorder brides. but i think she might really love me. she always tells me she loves me and it's not about citizenship.
    MANG: so yeah. how do you know what god wants?
    GIRL: he tells me. i pray and then opportunities open up. i ask for guidance and then someone i know will sometimes talk to me out of nowhere and they just make a suggestion that makes sense and i know they where sent from god to give me that one message.
    MANG: i've prayed and i never heard anything
    MANG: maybe god isn't listening to me
    GIRL: i was trying to decide what school to go to and i visited one and it didn't feel right. i prayed about it because i didn't know what god wanted and then some people were talking to me about kcc and i looked into it and everything worked out better. I can get more money there and they programs are more what i wanted.
    GIRL: he listens to everyone.
    GIRL: sometimes it is just hard to see his response when it isn't what you want to hear.
    MANG: i think god hates me
    GIRL: he doesn't hate anyone.
    GIRL: he loves everyone
    GIRL: why do you think he hates you
    MANG: i dont know
    GIRL: have you ever talked with anyone about god?
    MANG: yeah. and i just think he doesnt exist. i think everyone is fooling themselves trying to believe.
    GIRL: i know he exists. i can feel his presense at times. and he takes care of me. once you feel his love in your heart you never question his existence.
    MANG: i stopped believing about a little more than a year ago and i feel better than when i went to church/
    GIRL: because i see what god does. he answers prayers and i know that it isn't just a coincidence
    GIRL: satan makes worldly things seem more enticing that godly things to those who are not strong in their faith.
    GIRL: i didn't believe for awhile and thought i was happier until my whole world came crashing down. i realized that i was killing myself inside and god as put me back together. he has made my life fullfilling
    MANG: skateboarding fulfills my life plenty
    GIRL: you would have loved the camp. it had two big skate parks.
    GIRL: what is the frown for.
    MANG: but to skate i'd have to listen to people try to tell me to get a religion
    MANG: i'd just be like "skate or die."
    GIRL: no one tries to force anything on anyone.
    GIRL: it is your own choice to make
    GIRL: i am not offended
    MANG: maybe i can go next year. do you have to be a christian?
    GIRL: no.
    GIRL: a lot of people that come aren't
    MANG: so it's like a skate camp?
    GIRL: but i think you might be too old
    MANG: i just want to skate, mang
    GIRL: you could be activities staff and work the skate park
    MANG: that sounds cool
    GIRL: a couple of my friends worked the skate park
    MANG: are there hot girls there?
    GIRL: people don't come there for that reason
    MANG: don't sidestep the question!
    GIRL: i am not one to judge.
    MANG: right
    MANG: so can you listen to Slayer while you skate?
    GIRL: i don't know.
    GIRL: i did kitchen one week and we listened to whatever we wanted while we worked.
    MANG: did you listen to Slayer though?
    GIRL: no. we listend to deftones
    MANG: oh.
    GIRL: we listened to whatever someone brought and put in the cd player.
    MANG: were there any panty raids at the camp?
    GIRL: no
    GIRL: nothing like that
    MANG: oh.
    MANG: why not?
    GIRL: because that wasn't what the camp was about
    MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king.
    MANG: but that's beside the point
    GIRL: some of the guys but horse poop in one of the girls teepees?
    MANG: you have a lot of activities


    "dude the jeezus rocks my boots off"
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I stoped reading right there.
  3. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    yeah i dont blame you. at least i was honest.
  4. philestine

    philestine New Jack

    Joined: Apr 23, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: :D

    I enjoyed that post.

    "MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king."
  5. amItoolate?

    amItoolate? Member

    Joined: Mar 5, 2002 Messages: 912 Likes Received: 0

  6. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1

    glad somebody liked it
  7. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    hahahha thats the shit, funny responses, especailly the russian mailorder and the panty raids...you shoulda said something like "jesus likes sluts, you shold come suck my cock" and seen what she said
  9. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    haha. i had to keep it G rated cause she likes so to sign off on me.
  10. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    I've seen pictures.
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "if i were you, i would take her out for a drink and then have her put things up my ass"
  12. 12ozProfesor

    12ozProfesor New Jack

    Joined: May 30, 2002 Messages: 26 Likes Received: 0
    You have just entered room "Jewish Singles."
    blonde64154 has entered the room.
    ALLAH KILLAH: whassup all my hairy ass people
    AmberRun204: why?
    Storm5001: Hey!
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    Storm5001: How r u doin allah?
    Anguished Aura: I wouldn't know about the hairy people.
    ALLAH KILLAH: im fine and you all
    Anguished Aura: R U Hott, Allah?
    Storm5001: I hope so! hehe
    Anguished Aura: Back off Kelz, this one's mine.
    Anguished Aura: ;-)
    ALLAH KILLAH: im a guy
    Storm5001: Oh, sorry! I guess I'll have to find my own man :) hehe
    Anguished Aura: What did you think I was?
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    ALLAH KILLAH: oh my bad, i thought yall were guys too
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    Anguished Aura: Aw, you're pretty old to be actin so kute.
    ALLAH KILLAH: im 45 years young
    Anguished Aura: :)
    ALLAH KILLAH: some guy called me a kike last week
    ALLAH KILLAH: what does that mean yo
    Anguished Aura: A kike?
    Anguished Aura: That's a racial slur for Jewish people.
    Anguished Aura: Mean people.
    Storm5001: Omg how meen!
    Anguished Aura: :-(
    Storm5001: I hate meen ppl!
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    ALLAH KILLAH: youll have to excuse me im behind in the times, did yall ever see that movie where these parents had a son, and the son had never been outside the house, so the son didnt know anything about the world except what he saw on t.v.
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    ALLAH KILLAH: that was based on me
    Anguished Aura: Oh really?
    lezbian15900 has entered the room.
    Anguished Aura: Wow you're like famous.
    ALLAH KILLAH: yeah
    Storm5001: Whoa!
    ALLAH KILLAH: and all i got in my house was hood movies
    ALLAH KILLAH: so i act kind of gansta
    ALLAH KILLAH: ya heard
    Storm5001: Kewl!
    ALLAH KILLAH: so how do yall niggas feel about the U.S. iNvading iraq
    Storm5001: o.o
    Storm5001: What's Iraq, Chantel?
    Anguished Aura: Iraq? Isn't that somewhere in Pakistan?
    ALLAH KILLAH: they should put a nigga like me there, im quick with the glock
    Storm5001: It's a place?
    ALLAH KILLAH: its in the middle east
    Storm5001: I thought it was that cheese with the blue stuff in it..
    Storm5001: O well!
    Anguished Aura: LOL!
    Anguished Aura: You're so crazy Kelz.
    ALLAH KILLAH: i dont get it
    Storm5001: Hehe
    ALLAH KILLAH: remember i never left my house till i was 39, and all i watched was hood movies
    Storm5001: Wow
    Storm5001: I'm leaving my house as soon as I'm 18.
    ALLAH KILLAH: so what kind of gat's yall got
    Storm5001: gats?
    Storm5001: what r gats?
    ALLAH KILLAH: no cuz, i mean i was in a bomb shelter till 39, i never set foot outside of it till 1996
    ALLAH KILLAH: and all there was to do was watch hood movies ya heard
    ALLAH KILLAH: gats=guns homie
    ALLAH KILLAH: ehh, so whats new in the religeon ya heard, are we allowed to eat pork yet
    Anguished Aura: Guns? R parents dont let us have guns.
    Storm5001: How can u b 45 if u can't even talk?
    ALLAH KILLAH: i told my moms straight up, bitch let me keep a gun in the house
    ALLAH KILLAH: she said aiight killah
    ALLAH KILLAH: what?!, i can talk
    ALLAH KILLAH: as i said, ive never been to school before, because my ass was in a fucking bomb shelter till 1996
    Anguished Aura has left the room.
    ALLAH KILLAH: so are we allowed to dine on swine yet
    Storm5001: So how can U werk the computor?
    ALLAH KILLAH: my pops showed me 1997
    ALLAH KILLAH: then he died in an unfortunate case of ghannorea
    ALLAH KILLAH: shit was hard
    ALLAH KILLAH: ya heard meh?
    ALLAH KILLAH: ehhh, do we still have to wear them shitty caps on the back half of our head?
    bradm1701 has entered the room.
    ALLAH KILLAH: yo, my pops used to beat the shit out of me, in that bomb shelter when i wouldnt jack him off, are there new laws against that sort of thing nowadays?
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    ALLAH KILLAH: where yall at
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  13. 12ozProfesor

    12ozProfesor New Jack

    Joined: May 30, 2002 Messages: 26 Likes Received: 0
    OneTueThree: yoyoyoyoyoyo what time is it
    ALLAH KILLAH: 5:fifty thriznee
    OneTueThree: oh youz bee in some other time zone
    OneTueThree: its 7 in the morning here
    ALLAH KILLAH: where you at?
    OneTueThree: mass
    OneTueThree: you
    OneTueThree: you know tease?
    ALLAH KILLAH: not personally, but yeah from the site
    ALLAH KILLAH: what are you doing man, im bored as hell
    OneTueThree: jerking off quit iming me dammit
  14. socrates

    socrates Guest

    I'm too lazy to make fun of people ov internet chats I just wait to do it in real life ones.
  15. sneak

    sneak Guest

    Re: Re: stupid AIM conversation

    i didnt even get that far