capindikfays Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 what a night, after living here in the south for just one month. i finally had a good night. got piss drunk,went painting, and finally srored a sack of happiness.anyway,on the way home i started getting hungry so i went to suway( the only thing open besides WINN-DIXIE ). on the way home,i started to get this gurgling sensation in my stomach,and i knew i couldn't wait until i got home. so i krept up to this bridge and proceeded to do my buisness on this bridge.as soon as i was done, i realized that i had no t.p.. so there i was -stuck on a bridge dropping a terd with nothing to wipe my ass,and thats when i remembered the subway napkins in the bag. so i wiped my ass and screamed in the air ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,' THANKGOD FOR SUBWAY SANDWICHES by the way, the sandwich was delicious what crazy nights have you had? :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazper Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 lmfao!!!, sounds fucking hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 20, 2002 Author Share Posted July 20, 2002 !@%$^@^@!@%!@^##!@^!#@#^#^!@%!@%!@@%@$%!@ :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 we were just talking about that... in case youdecide to shit (away from the toilete) we would use our underwear and wipe and throw it away...although, you know taking a shit without the goodness of water to cover the smell...........is gawdaweful..."your poop stinks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 i eat the foot long honey oat (or italian) chicken terriyaki with lettuce, tomato, sweet onion sauce(?), and onions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 20, 2002 Author Share Posted July 20, 2002 hah hah hah! a subway napkin is a little ruff, but it works just fine and my shit smell like roses... well dead ones atleast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 yeah. i always carry napkins in my pocket for such reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 I like shittin' off tree limbs. ...The miracle turds - big long greasers that require no wiping and leave you with a dry asshatch. Its like you never took a dump in the first place - But you did! And it was massive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 there is a roll of TP in my car at all times...pooping awat from toilets is the best thing ever. I remember once me and some friends were drunk and riding in the back of my friends cargo van and I had the runs...since we were on some backroad some place I proceeded to open the back doors and spray my brown water all over the road. I ended up wiping with a bunch of old flyers that were floating around the back of the van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHYNE Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Originally posted by B_As_In_Bot I like shittin' off tree limbs. ...The miracle turds - big long greasers that require no wiping and leave you with a dry asshatch. Its like you never took a dump in the first place - But you did! And it was massive! lmfao...................................:D :D :D funny and true hahahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melt Posted July 20, 2002 Share Posted July 20, 2002 Originally posted by B_As_In_Bot I like shittin' off tree limbs. ...The miracle turds - big long greasers that require no wiping and leave you with a dry asshatch. Its like you never took a dump in the first place - But you did! And it was massive! i pray for those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el nervo Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 your best night was pooping near i bridge bro? man you suck. oh yea bag of happiness how fucking lame.herb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris I proceeded to open the back doors and spray my brown water all over the road. blar harhar harhar! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 My homie Zemek had to take a shit while we were at this freeway shot-so he bailed into the bushes did his deed and come back and told me he wiped his ass with his Polo wife-beater.......I laughed.....that shit was funny(no pun intended). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 Originally posted by 455 My homie Zemek had to take a shit while we were at this freeway shot-so he bailed into the bushes did his deed and come back and told me he wiped his ass with his Polo wife-beater.......I laughed.....that shit was funny(no pun intended). :) hahaha that guy....It wasnt fun when he put his ass on my head though.... :( (different time thank god) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 ^^^^^^^^hahahahaha.....man,that was so fuckin' funny.....sucks it had to be you but,you know,that's what you get for hanging out with a bunch of wastoids....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 21, 2002 Author Share Posted July 21, 2002 Re: your best night was pooping near i bridge bro? Originally posted by el nervo man you suck. oh yea bag of happiness how fucking lame.herb man you sound like a compulsive wiper, and you are just mad because we are laughing about dropping bombs, and when you do the dew, you set off fire alarms... hah hah hah :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted July 21, 2002 Share Posted July 21, 2002 a lucky duck stuck in the mucky muck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 21, 2002 Author Share Posted July 21, 2002 its just the luck of the draw , i reckon' yeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaw! spam musubi :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 21, 2002 Author Share Posted July 21, 2002 %@%!%!@%!@%!@#$^!#^!#^ !@%!@!@ !#^ ^!@^ !@$^! @^!@^ !@$^ !@$^!@!@!@^!@$^! !@^!^@$!@$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%!@!@^!@ !@^!@^! !^ !@^ ^ ! brain fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 21, 2002 Author Share Posted July 21, 2002 Originally posted by ..oX.. whats wrong with compulsive wiping? :o hey man, what ever floats your boat.. hah hah ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 I like to wpe my ass and then smell and try to guess what I just shited out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Originally posted by B_As_In_Bot ...The miracle turds - big long greasers that require no wiping and leave you with a dry asshatch. Its like you never took a dump in the first place - But you did! And it was massive! i call those Phantom Riderz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 hah hah hah lol lol lol that's the spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el nervo Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Re: Re: your best night was pooping near i bridge bro? Originally posted by sirmanofslur man you sound like a compulsive wiper, and you are just mad because we are laughing about dropping bombs, and when you do the dew, you set off fire alarms... hah hah hah :king: god your so right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted July 23, 2002 Author Share Posted July 23, 2002 fo sho :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 I know a girl that dropped a shit out her ass and then proceeded to run around the house with it.................. She was 4 though [you thought i knew retarded people for a while there didn`t you?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 ^^:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 23, 2002 Share Posted July 23, 2002 You party animal, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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