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stuck in the muck

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by capindikfays, Jul 20, 2002.

  1. capindikfays

    capindikfays New Jack

    Joined: Jun 29, 2002 Messages: 5 Likes Received: 0
    what a night,

    after living here in the south for just one month. i finally had a good night. got piss drunk,went painting, and finally srored a sack of happiness.anyway,on the way home i started getting hungry so i went to suway( the only thing open besides WINN-DIXIE ). on the way home,i started to get this gurgling sensation in my stomach,and i knew i couldn't wait until i got home. so i krept up to this bridge and proceeded to do my buisness on this bridge.as soon as i was done, i realized that i had no t.p.. so there i was -stuck on a bridge dropping a terd with nothing to wipe my ass,and thats when i remembered the subway napkins in the bag. so i wiped my ass and screamed in the air ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,' THANKGOD FOR SUBWAY SANDWICHES

    by the way, the sandwich was delicious

    what crazy nights have you had?

    :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
  2. cazper

    cazper New Jack

    Joined: Apr 26, 2002 Messages: 56 Likes Received: 0
    lmfao!!!, sounds fucking hilarious
  3. capindikfays

    capindikfays New Jack

    Joined: Jun 29, 2002 Messages: 5 Likes Received: 0
  4. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    we were just talking about that...

    in case youdecide to shit (away from the toilete) we would use our underwear and wipe and throw it away...although, you know taking a shit without the goodness of water to cover the smell...........is gawdaweful..."your poop stinks"
  5. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    i eat the foot long honey oat (or italian) chicken terriyaki with lettuce, tomato, sweet onion sauce(?), and onions
  6. capindikfays

    capindikfays New Jack

    Joined: Jun 29, 2002 Messages: 5 Likes Received: 0
    hah hah hah!

    a subway napkin is a little ruff, but it works just fine

    and my shit smell like roses...

    well dead ones atleast

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    yeah. i always carry napkins in my pocket for such reasons.
  8. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    I like shittin' off tree limbs.

    ...The miracle turds - big long greasers that require no wiping and leave you with a dry asshatch. Its like you never took a dump in the first place - But you did! And it was massive!
  9. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    there is a roll of TP in my car at all times...pooping awat from toilets is the best thing ever.

    I remember once me and some friends were drunk and riding in the back of my friends cargo van and I had the runs...since we were on some backroad some place I proceeded to open the back doors and spray my brown water all over the road. I ended up wiping with a bunch of old flyers that were floating around the back of the van.
  10. PHYNE

    PHYNE Guest

    lmfao...................................:D :D :D funny and true hahahahaa
  11. melt

    melt Guest

    i pray for those.
  12. el nervo

    el nervo Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2002 Messages: 1,173 Likes Received: 0
    your best night was pooping near i bridge bro?

    man you suck. oh yea bag of happiness how fucking lame.herb
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    blar harhar harhar! :lol:
  14. 455

    455 Guest

    My homie Zemek had to take a shit while we were at this freeway shot-so he bailed into the bushes did his deed and come back and told me he wiped his ass with his Polo wife-beater.......I laughed.....that shit was funny(no pun intended).
  15. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 7
    :) hahaha that guy....It wasnt fun when he put his ass on my head though.... :( (different time thank god)