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stuck in the muck

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by capindikfays, Jul 20, 2002.

  1. capindikfays

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    stuck in the muck

    Discussion started by capindikfays - Jul 20, 2002

    what a night,

    after living here in the south for just one month. i finally had a good night. got piss drunk,went painting, and finally srored a sack of happiness.anyway,on the way home i started getting hungry so i went to suway( the only thing open besides WINN-DIXIE ). on the way home,i started to get this gurgling sensation in my stomach,and i knew i couldn't wait until i got home. so i krept up to this bridge and proceeded to do my buisness on this bridge.as soon as i was done, i realized that i had no t.p.. so there i was -stuck on a bridge dropping a terd with nothing to wipe my ass,and thats when i remembered the subway napkins in the bag. so i wiped my ass and screamed in the air ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,' THANKGOD FOR SUBWAY SANDWICHES



    by the way, the sandwich was delicious

    what crazy nights have you had?

    :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
     
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  2. cazper

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    cazper - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    lmfao!!!, sounds fucking hilarious
     
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  3. capindikfays

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    capindikfays - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    !@%$^@^@!@%!@^##!@^!#@#^#^!@%!@%!@@%@$%!@


    :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
     
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  4. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    we were just talking about that...

    in case youdecide to shit (away from the toilete) we would use our underwear and wipe and throw it away...although, you know taking a shit without the goodness of water to cover the smell...........is gawdaweful..."your poop stinks"
     
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    swif1 - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    i eat the foot long honey oat (or italian) chicken terriyaki with lettuce, tomato, sweet onion sauce(?), and onions
     
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    capindikfays - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    hah hah hah!

    a subway napkin is a little ruff, but it works just fine



    and my shit smell like roses...

    well dead ones atleast
     
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    SHELLTOES - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    yeah. i always carry napkins in my pocket for such reasons.
     
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    B_As_In_Bot - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    I like shittin' off tree limbs.

    ...The miracle turds - big long greasers that require no wiping and leave you with a dry asshatch. Its like you never took a dump in the first place - But you did! And it was massive!
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    there is a roll of TP in my car at all times...pooping awat from toilets is the best thing ever.

    I remember once me and some friends were drunk and riding in the back of my friends cargo van and I had the runs...since we were on some backroad some place I proceeded to open the back doors and spray my brown water all over the road. I ended up wiping with a bunch of old flyers that were floating around the back of the van.
     
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    PHYNE - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    lmfao...................................:D :D :D funny and true hahahahaa
     
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    melt - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    i pray for those.
     
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    el nervo - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    your best night was pooping near i bridge bro?

    man you suck. oh yea bag of happiness how fucking lame.herb
     
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    blar harhar harhar! :lol:
     
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    455 - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    My homie Zemek had to take a shit while we were at this freeway shot-so he bailed into the bushes did his deed and come back and told me he wiped his ass with his Polo wife-beater.......I laughed.....that shit was funny(no pun intended).
     
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    Intangible - Replied Jul 20, 2002

    :) hahaha that guy....It wasnt fun when he put his ass on my head though.... :( (different time thank god)
     
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