Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 yo i might be hitting up a strip club soon cus i got free passes whats the deal yo....how much money should i drop?? i wanna feel some titties and shit....any advice?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Say it's your birfday to all the strippers... they won't ask to see your ID... that got me playing with tons of titties. Being pissy drunk and making fun of the gay ass shit the DJ says usually gets them to laugh.. I dunno.. fuck paying to see titties. I've only gone a couple times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 buy drinks ONLY. and even then sit on the same drink as long as possible (cos they're a rip off). get drunk before you go. DO NOT throw any money at them crackhead bitches. let some other fool do that. just sit back and enjoy the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 You could just pay to get in and not give the girls anything, and just watch. Or you could drop like 200 bucks and get a bunch of private dances, where they might let you do stuff to them if you pay enough. Anyway, real niggas make their bitch strip for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 how much does a private dance cost on average?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR sit next to a rich fucker buying all kindsa lap dances, and watch thiers for free. at the spots i used to frequent sitting at the rail for more than 15 minutes without putting down money was gauranteed to get you an ass kicking... seriously... Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- how much does a private dance cost on average?? some clubs will have the girls take off more clothes the more money you put down, some allow a little touching with more money, etc... it's been years since i've been to a strip club, but i've spent anywhere from $20 to $150 on a private dance... p.s. don't touch unless they say you can! it's hard to grab more boobs with broken hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 yes, watch out for the touching, the bouncers will be pissed. At the club I went to private dances were like 20 bucks a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 run out of that bitch if you see a schoolgirl coming on stage....trust me your wallet will thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Fuck it drop a lot money, its not like youre gonna be doing this on a regular basis. get drunk and have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 paying for nudity is straight up wak, i agree with who it was above me who said the same shit, but hipocritically i have been to a strip club or two and were i went the dances were like anywhere between 20-40 bucks a song, sometimes they do a 2 for 1 or even a 3 for 1 if your lucky....i have never paid for a private dance though..to me its a waste of money....unless of coarse you are ugly and cant get near a woman anyother way....$150 for a lap dance.....for 150 you could have picked up like 2 hookers and fucked um Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 bring a girl with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Bring several, the strippers will drag them onstage and pull off their clothes... Milton Speaking from experience... PS. The first time I got a lap dance the girl sat on my lap and said "do you want a 20 dollar dance or 30..." I replied "What can I get for 50" She said "I don't do that" but proceeded to give me a handjob through my jeans for 20 bucks... YAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo bring a girl with you. never bring your wife to a strip club..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million paying for nudity is straight up wak werd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boner Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 don't go to the strip club just to stare at the chicks, there's plenty of pervs who do that daily.. just chill by the stage and rub your face in some titties...... paying to get blue balls is wack, but at least you'll have some "jerk content" when you get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- how much does a private dance cost on average?? A BILLION DOLLARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Originally posted by TURBOCAPSLOK A BILLION DOLLARS how much for the rest of us no turbocapslockers? cuz i bet your royal dopeness gets a cheeper price i want turbocapslock format,,,,damn, :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Whens rules for the titty bar... 1. bring only what you want to spend (40-100) depending on the cost of drinks and how hard you want the whore to grind you 2. wear loose pants i had an ex that was a stripper and she told me that guys that come in with tight pants look like chumps either they are scared theyll get a boner or dont know that loose pants equal a strippers hand going down there if she is so inclined i reccomend wearing nice sweats or sleep pants 3. break your money down into equal parts of 1s and 5s with a few loose 20s 4. NEVER touch the girls without consent 5. dont show the talent too much attention or else they will rob you for all your money if you play it cool you will get better deals and more attention 6. the dj in every strip joint is a shithead 7. if you get a boner, dont try to hide it youll only look worse 8. bring a girl along if you can, its to your benefit 9. nothing there is worth 200 bucks 10. the last rule of strip club is do not talk about strip club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 ^thats all pretty much on point, especially numbers 2 4 and 8. thank ou goodnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- yo i be hitting up a strip club soon cus i got free passes so how was it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR they got to get up on stage sooner or later and ill see everything then anyways... those are the guys that get made fun of all night by the dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 cheap skate ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Tease, How many hours a day do you sleep? You make posts all day long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR if im not hittin' ...im not spendin' -write that down. you must be a rich man then holmes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 thats a mighty powerful sugar daddy you got there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 ahahha so i've never been, but why should guys bring girls with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 dont blow a load when the dj says 2 for 1 or 3 for 1 , cause they all are. sitting at the rail means you must tip minimum 1 dollar regardless of who you sit next to. you can sit a few seats away from a big spender to get some of the show. but they will eventually go to you and expect more money from you. if you act like a jew they will make fun of you and try to embarass you. dont fall for the champagne room. its basically same shit as outside lap dances except they take more money from you. dont be afraid to say you're cool right now when they come harrass you for dances. sit on those 2 drink minimums. leave a little in there so they wont bother you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackSeatBebe Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 $10 dances here, ...do the girls get fully naked in the states? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by ubejinxed ahahha so i've never been, but why should guys bring girls with them? Cause strippers LOVE girls and will throw down even crazier... and we love that shit. You bring a drunk, flirty female friend, and you'll probably catch girl-on-girl action... bring a shy friend and watch her will slowly break as she gets seduced to the dark side and begins lovin' the titties on her face. Either way, you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 ^DING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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