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STRIP CLUB 101

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -MOE LESTER-, Feb 15, 2004.

  1. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    yo i might be hitting up a strip club soon cus i got free passes

    whats the deal yo....how much money should i drop?? i wanna feel some titties and shit....any advice??
     
  2. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Say it's your birfday to all the strippers... they
    won't ask to see your ID... that got me playing
    with tons of titties. Being pissy drunk and making
    fun of the gay ass shit the DJ says usually gets
    them to laugh..

    I dunno.. fuck paying to see titties. I've only
    gone a couple times.
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    buy drinks ONLY. and even then sit on the same drink as long as possible (cos they're a rip off). get drunk before you go. DO NOT throw any money at them crackhead bitches. let some other fool do that. just sit back and enjoy the show.
     
  4. anonymity1

    anonymity1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 28, 2003 Messages: 1,945 Likes Received: 0
    You could just pay to get in and not give the girls anything, and just watch. Or you could drop like 200 bucks and get a bunch of private dances, where they might let you do stuff to them if you pay enough.

    Anyway, real niggas make their bitch strip for them.
     
  5. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    how much does a private dance cost on average??
     
  6. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    at the spots i used to frequent sitting at the rail for more than 15 minutes without putting down money was gauranteed to get you an ass kicking... seriously...

    some clubs will have the girls take off more clothes the more money you put down, some allow a little touching with more money, etc...

    it's been years since i've been to a strip club, but i've spent anywhere from $20 to $150 on a private dance...

    p.s. don't touch unless they say you can! it's hard to grab more boobs with broken hands...
     
  7. anonymity1

    anonymity1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 28, 2003 Messages: 1,945 Likes Received: 0
    yes, watch out for the touching, the bouncers will be pissed.
    At the club I went to private dances were like 20 bucks a song.
     
  8. BUCK FUSH

    BUCK FUSH Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2003 Messages: 699 Likes Received: 0
    run out of that bitch if you see a schoolgirl coming on stage....trust me your wallet will thank you.
     
  9. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    Fuck it drop a lot money, its not like youre gonna be doing this on a regular basis. get drunk and have fun.
     
  10. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    paying for nudity is straight up wak, i agree with who it was above me who said the same shit, but hipocritically i have been to a strip club or two and were i went the dances were like anywhere between 20-40 bucks a song, sometimes they do a 2 for 1 or even a 3 for 1 if your lucky....i have never paid for a private dance though..to me its a waste of money....unless of coarse you are ugly and cant get near a woman anyother way....$150 for a lap dance.....for 150 you could have picked up like 2 hookers and fucked um
     
  11. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    bring a girl with you.
     
  12. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Bring several, the strippers will drag them onstage and pull off their clothes...

    Milton Speaking from experience...

    PS. The first time I got a lap dance the girl sat on my lap and said "do you want a 20 dollar dance or 30..." I replied "What can I get for 50" She said "I don't do that" but proceeded to give me a handjob through my jeans for 20 bucks...

    YAY
     
  13. Bellbeefer

    Bellbeefer Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 30, 2002 Messages: 1,265 Likes Received: 17


    never bring your wife to a strip club.....
     
  14. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    werd.
     
  15. boner

    boner Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 26, 2003 Messages: 137 Likes Received: 0
    don't go to the strip club just to stare at the chicks, there's plenty of pervs who do that daily.. just chill by the stage and rub your face in some titties...... paying to get blue balls is wack, but at least you'll have some "jerk content" when you get home.
     
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