seeking Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 so since ive caught this terminal case of ebola, i'm a pretty sore billy goat. to help recitfy that, ive started stretching every 30 or 40 seconds, all day long. its kind of time consuming, but it feels really good. i suggest every one lay down and tense up all their muscles, hold it for a few seconds, then let them relax. even if you arent drying, it feels real wonderfunl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 :sssssssttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrretch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 i cant believe you cock suckers havent realized this is the funniest post ever made. you guys are stupid as shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 whoa... we agree twice in the same day. (maybe I have ebola too?) every morning when I wake up, I hea to the kitchen to put on a pot of tea. Then out comes the mat and it yoga time. Now I'm sure that all the real yogis would laugh at my feeble attempt to get into the forward bend, but hot damn it feels good. You'll find that your body will act differently after a while. I've felt my center of gravity lower just a little bit and now I;m much more stable and centralized. Plus I can crack all types of fun spots around my body. Like Shoulders! And now I'm getting into some inversons! Hold this shit for 10 minutes! http://www.yogajournal.com/poses/posesimages/12.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 / :rolleyes: :rolleyes: That stretch is only good if you want to jerk off on your own face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 umm... you really need both hand to hold yourself up, so jerking is a no-go. dant make me sick makros on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 http://www.poster.net/lee-bruce/lee-bruce-high-kick-5000032.jpg'> bruce makes stretching cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I can hold that with one hand... ;) I used to be big on stretching, but I've become flexible enough for most stretches to not really feel like much. I'm all about balance holds now. My personal records: http://www.halfstyle.com/break_imas//nito_vlc2.jpg'> Crooked Side Handstand/Hollow: 23 seconds Same thing, on one hand: 3 seconds http://www.halfstyle.com/break_imas//venti_granada3.jpg'> One Handed airbaby: 17 seconds http://www.halfstyle.com/break_imas//synkro_malaga3.jpg'> One Handed Thigh Chair: 7 seconds http://www.theeternity.net/bitb/images/spinfactor3/dyzee2.jpg'> Reverse One Handed Thigh Chair: 4 seconds http://newcamp.net/hector/images/ladybug2.jpg'> Drunken Insectoid Airchair: half a second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 :lol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 yeah but mamski... you're a freak of nature ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 yoga is nice...I do it at the gym I used to rock climb at...after I was done with a session of yoga and I lay down I feel so relaxed....its wonderful. mayeb I should start doing it again...I just got a climbing harness so that I might be motivated enought o go back to climbing....once I get over this cold I will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 i used to suck my own dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 i did too, til one time i got this wierd like lock up cramp and got stuck then ended up blowing it in my own mouth. http://www.emotioneric.com/sour.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 blowing it in your own mouth... whats wrong with that? i used to taste my cum, and even swallow! no lie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro http://newcamp.net/hector/images/ladybug2.jpg'> Drunken Insectoid Airchair: half a second ^^^^That would make a dope sticker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 listen to some music, nukka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Dude that site sucks and theirs no need to post it in everypost. seeking go nazi on his ass for invading your thread. or let's break in europe. anyways stretching does feel good. especially for taller people. we are usually rather stiff. i've had lower back problems for about 3 years now. and stretching is one of the things i have to do since i can't really play basketball or too many other things without feeling like total crap at night. the stretching doesen't really do shit for my back but.. i use one of those inflatable balls to do some kick ass stretching exercizes while at the same time get some of those muscles deep in your stomach and back to work real good. my problem spot is my "hammies" I can barely reach my shins. and i'm not even fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 word pistol, I PITTY THE FOO' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 where's the other new mod? he flexing his kabobs yet either? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 there's a new mod ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 <--Mod in disguise. *thank you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 you dont fool me. I heard the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 yeap, new mod. glikiller's not it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 and now theres nothing left to live for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 :lol: oh yeah you fr8 raven made me a mod before the 12oz problem. now i'm not. you think you can fix that for my buddy. thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Spinal Tap...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 europe's the new mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 by europe you mean Glik0? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 are you the type that wears out-of-date fashion items? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 It's a jazz thing,kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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