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stretching feels really, really good!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Feb 13, 2003.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    so since ive caught this terminal case of ebola, i'm a pretty sore billy goat. to help recitfy that, ive started stretching every 30 or 40 seconds, all day long. its kind of time consuming, but it feels really good. i suggest every one lay down and tense up all their muscles, hold it for a few seconds, then let them relax. even if you arent drying, it feels real wonderfunl.
     
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,102 Likes Received: 73
    :sssssssttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrretch:
     
  3. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 234
    i cant believe you cock suckers havent realized this is the funniest post ever made.
    you guys are stupid as shit.
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    whoa... we agree twice in the same day.
    (maybe I have ebola too?)

    every morning when I wake up,
    I hea to the kitchen to put on a pot of tea.
    Then out comes the mat and it yoga time.
    Now I'm sure that all the real yogis would laugh
    at my feeble attempt to get into the forward bend,
    but hot damn it feels good.

    You'll find that your body will act differently after a while.
    I've felt my center of gravity lower just a little bit and now
    I;m much more stable and centralized. Plus I can crack all
    types of fun spots around my body. Like Shoulders!

    And now I'm getting into some inversons!
    Hold this shit for 10 minutes!
    [​IMG]
     
  5. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    / :rolleyes: :rolleyes: That stretch is only good if you want to jerk off on your own face.
     
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    umm... you really need both hand to hold yourself up, so jerking is a no-go.

    dant make me sick makros on you!
     
  7. spec

    spec Guest

    http://www.poster.net/lee-bruce/lee-bruce-high-kick-5000032.jpg'>
    bruce makes stretching cool
     
  8. I can hold that with one hand... ;)

    I used to be big on stretching, but I've become flexible enough for most stretches to not really feel like much.

    I'm all about balance holds now. My personal records:

    http://www.halfstyle.com/break_imas//nito_vlc2.jpg'>

    Crooked Side Handstand/Hollow: 23 seconds
    Same thing, on one hand: 3 seconds



    [img]http://www.halfstyle.com/break_imas//venti_granada3.jpg'>

    One Handed airbaby: 17 seconds



    [img]http://www.halfstyle.com/break_imas//synkro_malaga3.jpg'>

    One Handed Thigh Chair: 7 seconds



    [img]http://www.theeternity.net/bitb/images/spinfactor3/dyzee2.jpg'>

    Reverse One Handed Thigh Chair: 4 seconds


    [img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/ladybug2.jpg'>

    Drunken Insectoid Airchair: half a second
     
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    yeah but mamski...

    you're a freak of nature !
     
  11. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    yoga is nice...I do it at the gym I used to rock climb at...after I was done with a session of yoga and I lay down I feel so relaxed....its wonderful.

    mayeb I should start doing it again...I just got a climbing harness so that I might be motivated enought o go back to climbing....once I get over this cold I will.
     
  12. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

    i used to suck my own dick
     
  13. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    i did too, til one time i got this wierd like lock up cramp and got stuck then ended up blowing it in my own mouth.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. ArtvandaL

    ArtvandaL Guest

    blowing it in your own mouth... whats wrong with that? i used to taste my cum, and even swallow!








    no lie!
     
  15. eseLokE1uno

    eseLokE1uno Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 1,280 Likes Received: 0
     
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