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Strep throat

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by trackstand, Feb 2, 2005.

  1. trackstand

    trackstand Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2004 Messages: 2,262 Likes Received: 3
    So I want to fucking eat food but everytime I swallow I get the worst feeling in my fucking throat ever. This shit fucking sucks, I missed three appointments consequtively with my doctor for other shit so now he is being an asshole about it and won't see me, that cock sucker.

    I hate the thought of gargling with saltwater, that shit sounds fucking disgusting... What else can you do to calm this shit down? Also I want to go the fuck outside, but I know once I do I'll just be miserable, Fucking shit. Fuck. I need anti-biotics. Shit.
     
  2. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    Why would you miss 3 doctor apointments?

    Go to another doctor and make them give you the shot you get in your ass. There's this long ass needle and they stick it into your butt cheek.. and it rubs up against the bone. I swear it's the weirdest feeling ever.. getting your bones touched.


    But yeah, it makes it go away in like 2 days.

    Postscript - I'm eating pizza.
     
  3. trackstand

    trackstand Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2004 Messages: 2,262 Likes Received: 3
    The Leader, are you who I think you are?

    Man... Fuck that, I don't want a shot in my asscheek, please tell me you are joking! I thought I just had to <bukake block>swallow the shit</bukake block>... Fuck this year has offically sucked so far, at least it'll be an early spring...
     
  4. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    that's what you get for fucking with that hooker.
     
  5. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0
    if you're not gonna go to the doctor, then saltwater is pretty much your only option. And if i was your doc, and you missed that many appointments, i wouldnt see your ass either. It's called common courtsey to cancel in advance.

    I swear, if you were my kid i'd smack you around. Maybe i'll adopt you, just so i can smack you around.
     
  6. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    you forgot to [block] that.
     
  7. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    that's cause he want to take one in the ass.
     
  8. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    I'm no mind reader.
     
  9. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    maybe you should kill yourself, no one likes you anyway....hahaha, gotta get some meds,,,,,pimp...
     
  10. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Mother says:

    Grab 1 cup of water 3 teaspoons of salt <stir>, Microwave to a little hotter than luke warm,
    Gargle it, let it get deep in you throat and start gargling for 1 minute.

    Eating soup, oatmeal, broth, and things of this nature will help.
     
  11. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    oh fucck, that sounds exactly the same as what i have
    my tonsils are so huge, so swollen, ive barely been able to eat any food, even though im starving, so i force myself to drink these nasty Odwalla Super Protein Chocolate drinks just so im not losing weight and shit. my doctor told me it was a viral infection, but it sounds exactly like what you got. swallowing is impossible, it hurts like hell. so i got strep? i had strep type B which wasnt this bad, back in November, but im guessing this is the more serious Type A. oh fucking lame. i hate this/
     
  12. tycobb

    tycobb New Jack

    Joined: Oct 11, 2004 Messages: 32 Likes Received: 0
    pennicillin.

    or get frozen blueberries and put them in a blender with banannas..drink those 3 times a day..
     
  13. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    my roomate is sick too. just sits in bed all day, sleeping and watching movies and shit. if i get sick from sharing the fucking vaporizer with him im gonna be pissed...moochy ass mother fucker. anyways, feel better i guess.
     
  14. trackstand

    trackstand Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2004 Messages: 2,262 Likes Received: 3
    Yes, there are different strains, says Google... I just called my doctor to schedule an appointment for today and the reseptionist was like "yeah, we've only tried 3 times already..."

    But yeah CTRL, same shit it seems... I guess it's common this time of the year.
     
  15. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN:
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