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Story About a Guy with No Balls

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, May 25, 2006.

  1. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Ok, so I know this little Jew who is mentally disabled and smokes a lot of weed.

    He has everything paid for by the father, from his 2003 Civic, the gas that goes in it, his gigantic cell phone bills, and basically every dollar he spends (hasn't had a job in two years).

    So he's just minding his own virgin business when he decides to enroll into some sort of employment counselling thing for the mentally challenged.

    Here, he meets a dude. He then meets dude's girlfriend/roommate. This girl smells the opportunity, dumps roommate, and proceeds to take Jew's virginity.

    Jew smoked a joint with me a couple of months ago and explained the situation:

    - girl physically abuses him

    - girl refuses to be seen in public with him

    - girl was addicted to cocaine at 13

    - girl has a kid and doesn't know who the father is

    - girl gets Jew to deliver her her three meals a day, which is always fast food

    - if Jew is smoking a joint with the boys, girl will demand that he deliver her a coffee and McCain cheesecake, even if it is 2am

    - on many occassions, Jew has delivered the McDonald's or whatever, and girl won't let him in the door. She won't even let him look inside the apartment (which, by the way, is about 40 kilometres from where Jew lives)

    - girl tells him all the time that she constantly has the urge to cheat on him

    - girl loves to call Jew a "fucking kike" and other racist comments while she physically abuses him



    So, anyway, he calls me last night and says he needed something and that he was chilling with her. I say, "sure, let's smoke one down the street."

    After the spliff was done, she punched him in the face hard (gave him a shiner), choked him out, and a ton of other shit from the backseat (I was in shotgun). I sat there minding my own, listening to her awful "T-Pain" CD. When it was all over, Jew was crying and the girl was saying "awwww, look at you, you're so pathetic - I'm sowwy!"

    And for those who may want to know what she looks like - she is the epitome of white trash looking. Can't really explain it, but that's it. And she is short and "thin" but considering she eats nothing but fast food, she is one of those skinny but with cellulite cases.


    Yeah, so just sharing.
     
  2. dirtydoses

    dirtydoses Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2002 Messages: 6,002 Likes Received: 254
    wow. thats different.
     
  3. MARRERO BEAST

    MARRERO BEAST Member

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  4. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Also, Jew pays for her meals, her phone bills, her CDs, and bought her a brand new television and stereo system. He also buys her all sorts of other stuff. And they are in constant contact through phone and texts. From what some other moron tells me, when he is out with his friends, he says nothing, has his head down, and texts away, never stopping.



    LESSON: DON'T BE THIS DUDE.
     
  5. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

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    you should have kicked her ass out the door while the car was moving
    and inform your friend about his weak sucker for love ways
     
  6. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    thats really fucking sad.

    i say get a bunch of your homegirls to fuck her up! this guy is mentally handicapped, what the fuck? tell his parents or something, please. did he have no other friends who will fuck her up for him?

    shes such a bitch, a fuckin evil bitch and someone needs to get her handled

    what kind of monster beats up her boyfriend till he crys? what the fuck? thats gay.
     
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    Or if anything, thrown that goddamn T-Pain CD out. That shit is straight garbage. And contemporary R&B is one thing, but the lyrics are insanely awful. An infant glue sniffer would be more profound.
     
  8. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    jew is such a moron he deserves the abuse?
    or, he is mentally challenged and his friends should be ashamed for not wising him up to the situation?

    ????

    kid needs something more than money thrown at him...like common sense, who knows...
     
  9. MARRERO BEAST

    MARRERO BEAST Member

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    DOES THIS GIRL LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK?
     
  10. MAR

    MAR Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2005 Messages: 7,264 Likes Received: 256
    dude if you like this guy get his back. his girl is obviously crazy you got to help your man out.
     
  11. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

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    so wait, the little jew kid is ''resu name''?
     
  12. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    Im sorry...
    i laughed as I read It.....
    serioiusly.
    that bitch is'a bully...
    and is in full need of'a fucking curb job....
     
  13. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    so, you kick it with retards..
     
  14. TAXMAN79

    TAXMAN79 Member

    Joined: Apr 18, 2006 Messages: 379 Likes Received: 21
    nark on her! call cops tel them she is forcing a retarded drug addict watch her kid wile she goes to get drunk , they will take her and the kid away leaving you and him to pillage her house.

    option #2

    get him laid by sombody els once he gets some less evil pussy he will know it's not worth it ( I hope)
     
  15. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13

    exactly
     
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