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Stories of last night's skate park happenings.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Aug 6, 2003.

  1. Dirty_habiT

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    Stories of last night's skate park happenings.

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - Aug 6, 2003

    Ok, so last night my brother finally conned me into going to the skatepark. I've ridden there so many times that I'm reluctant to go now, so yes I had to be conned. Anyway, there's always skate hoes there, I discussed this with Deliss before I left last night. And much to my unsurprize, yes there were skate hoes there, as I like to call them.

    I have alot of good friends at the park, I know the whole staff because my bro works there. And I hadn't seen them for a long time, so I'm in the shop shootin the shit with one of the managers. And I'm seeing these cute girls that I was looking at earlier, and they're leaving. And I'm like, "What?! My hoes are leaving?" And Dan, the manager, was like, "Yep, they're off to make you money." Which was very comical at the time. I was lawling. I was like, "They're my hoes and they don't even know it." And he was like, "yep, that's how much of your hoes they are, so much that they don't even know it." And I was like, "And they're going to make me money and they don't even know that it's my money or why they're making it."

    So that conversation blew over for a while, until THEY CAME BACK!! And Dan was like, "Oooh, here they come, they just got back from the bleachers, they had one of those hockey boys under there..." I says "Oh snap! (or walla dang)" Fun stuff!! So then, there's this new guy and new girl that work at the skate park. This girl has this BATTLESHIP ass, ya know? But not too fat.

    So anyway, the park is closing, and this girl is behind the counter in the proshop bending over spread eagle come stick it in style.... and I'm sitting there in awww. And that new guy's behind the counter too and he's looking at me, and I'm trying to avert his attention to The Ass. I'm like making eyecontact with him and like looking back and forth between him and The Ass..... and in my mind I'm like, "Dude!! DUDE!!!!" So he looks over, and at that instant, he gives her a hug and kisses her cheak!!

    I wanted to cry from the hilarity of it all. I even let out the "pffft" holding back insane laughter noise. Does anyone have any great stories of their skate park happenings?
     
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  2. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat 12oz Veteran Member

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    nomadawhat - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    you should get out more....
     
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    effyoo - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    Code:
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    I guess you had to be there.
     
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  4. rubbish heap

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    most random skate story ever ;)
     
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  5. Dirty_habiT

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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    I do, I go out alot, just not to the skatepark. It was like a splash of fresh skate hoes in the face.
     
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  6. casekonly

    casekonly 12oz Veteran Member

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    so why were you looking at my hoe's ass?
     
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  7. test pattern

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    he was out the entire time of the story you fuck
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    more ( P ) Pronunciation Key (môr, mr)
    adj. Comparative of many., much.

    1. Greater in number: a hall with more seats.
    2. Greater in size, amount, extent, or degree: more land; more support.
    3. Additional; extra: She needs to go out more nights.


    more, you fuck, more!!!
     
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  9. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    I'm still trying to figure out if this is a sarcastic thread clowning on Tease's "I saw a fine chick today" misadventures. Maybe it's not, in which case I'm worried about you, D...
     
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    test pattern - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    i don't even remember posting that

    hahaha
     
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    test pattern - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    head butt to cross combo is my favorite
     
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    7126 - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    one time at skate camp..i did a kickflip
     
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    iced_tea - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    kickflips are so old school

    it is all about the nollie 360 flip to nosebluntslide.

    personally id rather do frontside rocks and and backside 5-0s on the beautiful banks in my city.
     
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    http://www.negativeion.com/sickness/parks/newParkImgs/lou/louafarPano.jpg'>


    i dont have anything out of the ordinary, but here are some things i remember from my home park, Louisville.



    - my friend jason (who had an arm brace and pins to hold his right arm together) beating the shit out of an able-bodied urban whiteboy.

    - spending a lot of time skating with my girl friend skater and then taking her home to freak.

    - skating while it started to snow. sessions with just 2 other kids on winter nights.

    - skipping college class to go skate. and skating on my lunchbreak.

    - watching a kid i disliked break his wrist and cry about it.

    - people getting wrecked when they fell into the 12 foot concrete snakerun.

    - endless skate hoes. none of which wanted me.
     
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    455 - Replied Aug 6, 2003

    My ACL is torn....and I don't skate anymore....

    Highlights:...riding for 3 shops,flow team-'91(H-Street/Planet Earth),New Deal flow-'98,'99,2000---then injury.oh well.