master bates Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 This thread is dedicated to stories of getting caught masturbating. I'll start. The first time go caught masturbating (out of the many time I've gotten caught) I had just gotten my computer and I was trying it out at my dad's one room apartment. Me being tedumbass that I am did not lock the door andhe started coming in. I was like oh shit and I tried to press alt-f4 and pull my pants up atthe same time. So I just gave up and ran to the kitchen which is next to my computer. My dad was stunned and then he was like, "Aww son it's alright. Sometimes I rent movies and just go at it." I did not want to hear that. In fact it just made the whole situation even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 shut the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 yeah just shut the fuck up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 I disagree. That was a good story keep talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 toward the end of my freshman of college living in the dorm, i found some video a girl made for her boyfriend of her diddling herself and dancing around naked, one of those they broke up so he sent it to websites and shit. anyway, im jerkin away, pants off in my boxers, a bunch of paper towels ready for the you know what and all of a sudden i hear a knock on the door. well earlier we had been playing 4 player bomberman so dude from down the hall knocked to get his chair back. i say "HOLD ON!" and put my pants on but he came in and sees me just as im coming out of my closet with my pants on, paper towels on the chair, and a girl and a dildo on my screen...he awkwardly mentions getting the chair while i think about baseball to get rid of my boner and pretend like i was just chilling downloading porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Who masterbates, there's a thread on here for you avout how you comitting "self-abuse"...Go look at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 what a moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 That was a good story keep talking. are you serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 my dad caught me jerking off to granny porn.this is a lie... your still reading this..stop.goclickthereplybuttonnow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by fr8lover bomberman no one can front bomberman, yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 my dad caught me jerking off to granny porn.this is a lie... your still reading this..stop.goclickthereplybuttonnow. what for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by master bates I was like oh shit and I tried to press alt-f4 and pull my pants up atthe same time. :lol: what would we do without the good old f4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WIDOWMAKER Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/20_002_thumb.jpg'> "It's perfectly natural" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 im sure everyone has a story of when theyve been caught. i'd share a couple but when i share embarrassing shit you always try to use it against me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 never ben caught... proubly do to the fact i hardly ever do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by ToYs never ben caught... proubly do to the fact i hardly ever do it. yeah, sure you don't.....:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by master bates "Aww son it's alright. Sometimes I rent movies and just go at it." I did not want to hear that. In fact it just made the whole situation even worse. Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 150's~ Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Ma dukes walked in when my chick was giving me some dome down in the basement. My girlie starts to look embarrassed, then moms starts lecturing her on how she has to 'cup my balls' , because the basement is pretty cold and it's the right thing to do. I actually dont remember if this really happened or if I saw it on Martin Lawrences' 'you so crazy'. Another time I busted a nut in my ex's hair cuz she wouldn't satisfy me. After she went to sleep I busted all over the top of her head. I don't think I got caught for that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 I have never been busted, but I have come pretty close too getting totally embarrased. One time I had my door open, and my mom was yelling at me and trying to talk to from downstairs while I was in mid-orgasm. She was like "are you alright" I have busted a couple people though,....thats always alot funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ass hairball Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by 150's~ Ma dukes walked in when my chick was giving me some dome down in the basement. My girlie starts to look embarrassed, then moms starts lecturing her on how she has to 'cup my balls' , because the basement is pretty cold and it's the right thing to do. I actually dont remember if this really happened or if I saw it on Martin Lawrences' 'you so crazy'. Another time I busted a nut in my ex's hair cuz she wouldn't satisfy me. After she went to sleep I busted all over the top of her head. I don't think I got caught for that though. Dude probably a truth story but you were masturbating so dont try to say you were with a girl............ dumb fuck:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 never been caught. lots of times my folks have seen my porn though. they know the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~\ Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 that wasnt your dad, that was me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by mapo wc im sure everyone has a story of when theyve been caught. i'd share a couple but when i share embarrassing shit you always try to use it against me. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by ToYs never ben caught... proubly do to the fact i hardly ever do it. bullshit, people that say they don't jack off are the people who do it 10 -15 times a day:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 my stories aren't anyhting special. but my boy got caught w/ his headphones on and a latex glove full of lube. his mom walking in on him and he just responded 'ugh, mom.. im kinda in the middle of something." she closed the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 wtf, when did i break 3000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 my friend jason got caught he was chillin in the office of his company, which was only one room.. he was at the desk, in full-recline, pump-action, checkin out some internet hotties when suddenly, the (male) building janitor comes in and gets a full view of the action... oops, he did it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 "Aww son it's alright. Sometimes I rent movies and just go at it." ............i dont think i'd ever be able to get an erection again if my dad said this to me. yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 one day on my other computer, I was about to watch a bukkake flick. The thing is, that computer is often very slow, so when you click on a media file, wmp takes a good while to startup. I hear my mom coming downstairs, as I'm waiting, so I turn the volume down, turn the monitor off, and reach upstairs. On my way back down a couple of minutes later, I reach into the room, and my mom can clearly hear "Uh, cum on my face, oh yeah - i love it when you cum on me, god yeah, lemme swallow that bit, yeah..." to the tune of a bunch of guys orgasming on this blonde. She heard the whole thing, and she only wanted to come down to do some religious thing in the room. no words were exchanged, but I felt like shit, considering my mother is ultra-conservo-traditional Indian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIND Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 Originally posted by kissmyass#1 people that say they don't jack off are the people who do it 10 -15 times a day:rolleyes: i dont jack off.... a couple of these stories were fuckin funny..dont try to add a girl to your story though when u know it was only yourself involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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