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This thread is dedicated to stories of getting caught masturbating.

 

I'll start. The first time go caught masturbating (out of the many time I've gotten caught) I had just gotten my computer and I was trying it out at my dad's one room apartment. Me being tedumbass that I am did not lock the door andhe started coming in. I was like oh shit and I tried to press alt-f4 and pull my pants up atthe same time. So I just gave up and ran to the kitchen which is next to my computer. My dad was stunned and then he was like, "Aww son it's alright. Sometimes I rent movies and just go at it." I did not want to hear that. In fact it just made the whole situation even worse.

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Guest fr8lover

toward the end of my freshman of college living in the dorm, i found some video a girl made for her boyfriend of her diddling herself and dancing around naked, one of those they broke up so he sent it to websites and shit.

 

anyway, im jerkin away, pants off in my boxers, a bunch of paper towels ready for the you know what and all of a sudden i hear a knock on the door. well earlier we had been playing 4 player bomberman so dude from down the hall knocked to get his chair back. i say "HOLD ON!" and put my pants on but he came in and sees me just as im coming out of my closet with my pants on, paper towels on the chair, and a girl and a dildo on my screen...he awkwardly mentions getting the chair while i think about baseball to get rid of my boner and pretend like i was just chilling downloading porn.

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Guest greedy mars

my dad caught me jerking off to granny porn.this is a lie... your still reading this..stop.goclickthereplybuttonnow.

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Guest THEdude
Originally posted by master bates

 

I was like oh shit and I tried to press alt-f4 and pull my pants up atthe same time.

 

:lol:

 

what would we do without the good old f4

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Guest THEdude
Originally posted by ToYs

never ben caught... proubly do to the fact i hardly ever do it.

 

yeah, sure you don't.....:crazy:

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Guest 150's~

Ma dukes walked in when my chick was giving me some dome down in the basement. My girlie starts to look embarrassed, then moms starts lecturing her on how she has to 'cup my balls' , because the basement is pretty cold and it's the right thing to do. I actually dont remember if this really happened or if I saw it on Martin Lawrences' 'you so crazy'. Another time I busted a nut in my ex's hair cuz she wouldn't satisfy me. After she went to sleep I busted all over the top of her head. I don't think I got caught for that though.

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I have never been busted, but I have come pretty close too getting totally embarrased. One time I had my door open, and my mom was yelling at me and trying to talk to from downstairs while I was in mid-orgasm. She was like "are you alright"

 

I have busted a couple people though,....thats always alot funnier.

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Originally posted by 150's~

Ma dukes walked in when my chick was giving me some dome down in the basement. My girlie starts to look embarrassed, then moms starts lecturing her on how she has to 'cup my balls' , because the basement is pretty cold and it's the right thing to do. I actually dont remember if this really happened or if I saw it on Martin Lawrences' 'you so crazy'. Another time I busted a nut in my ex's hair cuz she wouldn't satisfy me. After she went to sleep I busted all over the top of her head. I don't think I got caught for that though.

 

 

 

Dude probably a truth story but you were masturbating so dont try to say you were with a girl............

 

dumb fuck:mad:

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my stories aren't anyhting special.

 

but my boy got caught w/ his headphones on and a latex glove full of lube. his mom walking in on him and he just responded 'ugh, mom.. im kinda in the middle of something." she closed the door.

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my friend jason got caught

 

he was chillin in the office of his company, which was only one room..

he was at the desk, in full-recline, pump-action, checkin out some internet hotties

 

when suddenly, the (male) building janitor comes in

and gets a full view of the action...

 

oops, he did it again

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Guest Canadiano

one day on my other computer, I was about to watch a bukkake flick. The thing is, that computer is often very slow, so when you click on a media file, wmp takes a good while to startup. I hear my mom coming downstairs, as I'm waiting, so I turn the volume down, turn the monitor off, and reach upstairs. On my way back down a couple of minutes later, I reach into the room, and my mom can clearly hear "Uh, cum on my face, oh yeah - i love it when you cum on me, god yeah, lemme swallow that bit, yeah..." to the tune of a bunch of guys orgasming on this blonde. She heard the whole thing, and she only wanted to come down to do some religious thing in the room. no words were exchanged, but I felt like shit, considering my mother is ultra-conservo-traditional Indian.

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Originally posted by kissmyass#1

 

people that say they don't jack off are the people who do it 10 -15 times a day:rolleyes:

 

i dont jack off....

 

 

 

a couple of these stories were fuckin funny..dont try to add a girl to your story though when u know it was only yourself involved

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