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Stories of getting caught masturbating

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by master bates, Jul 29, 2002.

  1. master bates

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    Stories of getting caught masturbating

    Discussion started by master bates - Jul 29, 2002

    This thread is dedicated to stories of getting caught masturbating.

    I'll start. The first time go caught masturbating (out of the many time I've gotten caught) I had just gotten my computer and I was trying it out at my dad's one room apartment. Me being tedumbass that I am did not lock the door andhe started coming in. I was like oh shit and I tried to press alt-f4 and pull my pants up atthe same time. So I just gave up and ran to the kitchen which is next to my computer. My dad was stunned and then he was like, "Aww son it's alright. Sometimes I rent movies and just go at it." I did not want to hear that. In fact it just made the whole situation even worse.
     
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  2. swif1

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    swif1 - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    shut the fuck up.
     
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  3. dahighlifdhl

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    dahighlifdhl - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    yeah
    just shut the fuck up
     
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  4. suburbian bum

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    suburbian bum - Replied Jul 29, 2002

    I disagree.
    That was a good story keep talking.
     
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  5. fr8lover

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    toward the end of my freshman of college living in the dorm, i found some video a girl made for her boyfriend of her diddling herself and dancing around naked, one of those they broke up so he sent it to websites and shit.

    anyway, im jerkin away, pants off in my boxers, a bunch of paper towels ready for the you know what and all of a sudden i hear a knock on the door. well earlier we had been playing 4 player bomberman so dude from down the hall knocked to get his chair back. i say "HOLD ON!" and put my pants on but he came in and sees me just as im coming out of my closet with my pants on, paper towels on the chair, and a girl and a dildo on my screen...he awkwardly mentions getting the chair while i think about baseball to get rid of my boner and pretend like i was just chilling downloading porn.
     
  6. socrates

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    socrates - Replied Jul 30, 2002

    Who masterbates, there's a thread on here for you avout how you comitting "self-abuse"...Go look at it
     
  7. ElectricitySucks

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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Jul 30, 2002

    what a moron
     
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    dahighlifdhl - Replied Jul 30, 2002

    are you serious
     
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  9. greedy mars

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    greedy mars - Replied Jul 30, 2002

    my dad caught me jerking off to granny porn.this is a lie... your still reading this..stop.goclickthereplybuttonnow.
     
  10. swif1

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    no one can front bomberman, yo!
     
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  11. dahighlifdhl

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    dahighlifdhl - Replied Jul 30, 2002

    what for?
     
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  12. THEdude

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    THEdude - Replied Jul 30, 2002

    :lol:

    what would we do without the good old f4
     
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    WIDOWMAKER - Replied Jul 30, 2002

    http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/20_002_thumb.jpg'>
    "It's perfectly natural"
     
  14. mapo wc

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    mapo wc - Replied Jul 30, 2002

    im sure everyone has a story of when theyve been caught.

    i'd share a couple but when i share embarrassing shit you always try to use it against me.
     
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  15. ToYs

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    ToYs - Replied Jul 30, 2002

    never ben caught... proubly do to the fact i hardly ever do it.