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Stories of getting caught masturbating

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by master bates, Jul 29, 2002.

  1. master bates

    master bates New Jack

    Joined: Jul 21, 2002 Messages: 73 Likes Received: 0
    This thread is dedicated to stories of getting caught masturbating.

    I'll start. The first time go caught masturbating (out of the many time I've gotten caught) I had just gotten my computer and I was trying it out at my dad's one room apartment. Me being tedumbass that I am did not lock the door andhe started coming in. I was like oh shit and I tried to press alt-f4 and pull my pants up atthe same time. So I just gave up and ran to the kitchen which is next to my computer. My dad was stunned and then he was like, "Aww son it's alright. Sometimes I rent movies and just go at it." I did not want to hear that. In fact it just made the whole situation even worse.
     
  2. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    shut the fuck up.
     
  3. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
    yeah
    just shut the fuck up
     
  4. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I disagree.
    That was a good story keep talking.
     
  5. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    toward the end of my freshman of college living in the dorm, i found some video a girl made for her boyfriend of her diddling herself and dancing around naked, one of those they broke up so he sent it to websites and shit.

    anyway, im jerkin away, pants off in my boxers, a bunch of paper towels ready for the you know what and all of a sudden i hear a knock on the door. well earlier we had been playing 4 player bomberman so dude from down the hall knocked to get his chair back. i say "HOLD ON!" and put my pants on but he came in and sees me just as im coming out of my closet with my pants on, paper towels on the chair, and a girl and a dildo on my screen...he awkwardly mentions getting the chair while i think about baseball to get rid of my boner and pretend like i was just chilling downloading porn.
     
  6. socrates

    socrates Guest

    Who masterbates, there's a thread on here for you avout how you comitting "self-abuse"...Go look at it
     
  7. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
  8. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
    are you serious
     
  9. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    my dad caught me jerking off to granny porn.this is a lie... your still reading this..stop.goclickthereplybuttonnow.
     
  10. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,066 Likes Received: 24
    no one can front bomberman, yo!
     
  11. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
    what for?
     
  12. THEdude

    THEdude Guest

    :lol:

    what would we do without the good old f4
     
  13. WIDOWMAKER

    WIDOWMAKER Guest

    http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/20_002_thumb.jpg'>
    "It's perfectly natural"
     
  14. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    im sure everyone has a story of when theyve been caught.

    i'd share a couple but when i share embarrassing shit you always try to use it against me.
     
  15. ToYs

    ToYs Guest

    never ben caught... proubly do to the fact i hardly ever do it.
     
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