shape1369 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 While recently watching Above the Law and The Delta Force in succesion of eachother, a friend and I wondered who is more badass, Steven Segal or Chuck Norris. Naturally the question then became, who would win in a fight? During peak performance, I go with Segal, I mean, he stabbed Tommy Lee Jones in the head. Plus. Norris needed more guns... Either way I present you with this main bout... vs. With opening matches between: vs. and vs. Also, has anyone else ever noticed how the covers of Segal's many movies are almost interchangable? I actually believe that the car on these two covers is the same, slight cosmetic changes, but its the same car. I also think you could switch the names of the movies but it wouldn't make a difference as to the plot or characters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 um, no contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Damnit, not 1st. Norris, because he had a cartoon series. *edit because i wasn't first. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. haha. i thought this was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 norris mace travolta cyborg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 chuck norris....he trained with bruce lee after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shape1369 Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Tell me this dude wouldn't win... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 he wouldnt.. he cant see with those eyes closed foolio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Originally posted by shape1369@Dec 15 2005, 09:16 PM Tell me this dude wouldn't win... Quoted post ughhhhhh barf. Imagine humping that foool... I mean.. whith his hair all flying everywhere,,, ughhhh :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shape1369 Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Originally posted by __ __ __ __@Dec 15 2005, 07:20 PM he wouldnt.. he cant see with those eyes closed foolio Quoted post He doesn't need eyes... He's a lama... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 ohhhhhh .... damn peruvians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I watched: Yesterday, van damn was pretty fucking pumped. Looks like he coulda shown anyone the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shape1369 Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 We totally thought about him, I dunno if The Lama could handle some Vandammage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 dude in the background = extra ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 That movie was so bad. The tagline for it was "revenge is a dangerous motive". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 hahha^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJC Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Was it the movie where they put bits of glass on their fists? And the ugly guy in the background trains by kicking in an I-beam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Hate to break it to you, but I don't think that vanDammenation occurs, the dude is a ballerina. Sometimes he forgets that and gets his ass royally handed to him in barfights. Or at least that's what I've heard. I haven't put the effort forward to actually research this. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 ^It was on the news that VanDamnit got jumped by members of Hells Angels. I'm not sure why that happened though. Can't say that I care either... Chuck Norris would win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 The Van Damme from Bloodsport could take on anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Originally posted by Yellow Feets@Dec 16 2005, 12:33 AM ^It was on the news that VanDamnit got jumped by members of Hells Angels. I'm not sure why that happened though. Can't say that I care either... Chuck Norris would win. Quoted post Chuck Zito. Alone. Knock Out. Van Damn Nigga loses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 van damme is fucking hilarious. he wins all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Segal trained with the dude who brought Aikido to American... he's no chump. I'm on the fence with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco chanel Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i forget where i read this.. but it was hilarious and the picture of segal rockin out on that guitar reminded me of it. apparently segal is a massive jimi hendrix fan, so he got the bright idea to write a screenplay based on the life of jimi hendrix. he pitched it to some studios, but was unsuccessful landing a deal to make the film. not because the screenplay was bad, which was said that it wasnt and was actually good BUT BECAUSE.. HIS ONLY STIPULATION WAS HE WAS TO PLAY THE ROLE OF JIMI HENDRIX :huh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Originally posted by Jackson@Dec 16 2005, 11:41 AM I watched: Yesterday, van damn was pretty fucking pumped. Looks like he coulda shown anyone the door. Quoted post Apparently Van Damn was seen in one of those celebrity fuck ups specials walking down the street drunk throwing punches and kicks in the air with his shirt unbuttoned. This is awesome because if you were van damn...wouldn't you do the same thing? I think you would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 ohh an this is the stupidest bout ever. Segal is a geriatric with man boobs and a forhead that looks like an immerging case of giganticism. Norris beats up rednecks for fucking with minorities and has a grizly ass red beard. The redness is from gorging himself in the blood of his enemies. Theres really nothing more to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INDIAN Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 NORRIS WOULD SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH FOR EVEN ASKING THAT SILLY SILLY QUESTION AND HAS KILLED FOR LESS WHEN SPEAKING OF HIS BEARD. IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE QUESTION YOU DONT KNOW.PLUS NORRIS CHUCK LIVES HIS LIFE CRAZY HE'S NEVER MORE THAN 4 SECONDS AWAY FOR A GUN..RESPECT CHUCK "FUCKING" NORRIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 shouldnt this be a Poll but who cares chuck has got my vote steven segal is a lil bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i think chuck would eat steven segal for breakfast. LITERALLY EAT HIM FOR BREAKFAST!!! maybe good with some eggs and a blue berry pancake or some cinnamon french toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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