Tyler Durden Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 backround: fucking with people on aim trying to get down with the other thread. this opportunity presents itself. i had more planned. but they both cunted out on me too early. You have just entered room "fun chatxxx." AD15 has entered the room. AD15: lol whats up loser lilsmartass: wow u guys could be nice to eachother ***: riiiight. AD15: haha i wasn't talkin to him i was talkin to u lilsmartass: im gonna kick ur ass AD15: lol AD15: so whos gonna start? lilsmartass: doesnt matter 2 me AD15: i walk over to chris and start kissing her hard AD15: kris* lilsmartass: mmm....::wraps my arms around u as i kiss u back:: AD15: i run my hand down ur neck and ur back all the way to ur ass and grab it roughly AD15: i pick u up and throw u on to the bed AD15: i look at drkst.......so man which end do u want i say w/ a smile lilsmartass: ::pulls both of u to me:: AD15: i lean in and french u hard lilsmartass: i take off both of ur shirts AD15: i stand up and start taking off my pants.....i pull them all the way down and then my boxers AD15: i climb ontop of u and start to rub ur body all over lilsmartass: i take off my tank top AD15: i lick my fingers and start to rub and pinch ur nipples AD15: sticking to the left tit so that DRKst can have the right AD15: but apperentally he has died lilsmartass: lol ****: im seriously laughing too hard to write a coherent response at the moment. lilsmartass: come on baby please for me :-( ****: fine fine fine. lilsmartass: u promise u will ****: OH FOR SURE. ****: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZ lilsmartass38: come on take it seriously for 5 min thats all im askin AD15: yea as long as he isn't sitting there tryin to think of a big word he can use like coherent ****: hahahahahahahahaha ****: MOS DEF lilsmartass: both of u need to stop lilsmartass: do this for me please lilsmartass: :-( ****: i dont "think of big words". hahahaha. ****: SO ANYWAY LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW/ ****: OR SOMETHING. AD15: uh o now he's pullin out the quotations ****: he sure is. ****: he surrrrrrrre is. ****: so are you gonna fuck her or am i? lilsmartass: come here then geez ****: sure. why not. lilsmartass: ::kisses u as my hands run down ur back and grab ur ass:: ****: *slaps your hands away* "dont touch the ass.....yet." lilsmartass: i'll touch it whenever i want ::grabs it harder:: ****: *grabs your wrists* "i think not." lilsmartass: ::pushes u down and sits on u and kisses ur neck:: lilsmartass: i think so AD15: hey now u dont needa be gettin so rough i pull u off him and lay u out on the bed AD15: holding ur wrists down so u can't move lilsmartass: ::i try to kiss u but i cant move:: AD15: haha not so tough now are u i put ur wrists in one hand and run my other hand over ur body lilsmartass: ::i wrap my legs around u and bring u down on me:: ur the one whos not tough AD15: owww....alright dude we got off to a bad start but what do u say we work as a team now is that cool AD15: i mean shes kickin both our asses ****: oh yeah. for sure pal. AD15: and dont call me pal AD15: bud lilsmartass: :-D ****: WHATEVER YOU SAY BROSKI. AD15: gaw this dude must have a dictionary in his ass cause he's throwin these words out left and right lilsmartass: ::squeezes ur ass hard:: i dont think ur goin anywhere sweetie ****: you know it. ****: broski is an awesome word. ****: AWESOME. lilsmartass: wow remember me? AD15: lol for sure dude lilsmartass: yeah im like half naked ****: you shutup. ill get to you in a second. ****: so you want the 1 or 2 hole DUDE!?!?!?! AD15: well screw that then im not waitin around for sloopy seconds that aint how i like em ****: we can rock paper scissor for it if you want........... AD15: i crawl over to kris and start to make out w/ her lilsmartass: or we could just see who gets there first :-) AD15: running my hand down her leg ****: seeing who gets there first isnt democratic. AD15: i start to kiss down ur neck lower and lower ****: i say we fucking ROCK PAPER SCISSORS FOR IT. lilsmartass: mmm keep goin ****: goddamit. AD15: go fuckin rock paper scissor sumbody else dude im busy ****: or........race around the world in 80 days. by hot air balloon. we'll meet at the park at 000000008000 hours. AD15: i keep kissing lower and lower pasy ur tits AD15: down ur stomach ****: the flag will be dropped by none other than the ever postulant sally struthers. ****: i need to go buy some new driving gloves/goggles before the race. ****: at gloves goggles and beyond AD15: alright dude u do that and maybe by the time u come back it will be ur turn ****: AWESOME. ****: so wait, are you taking the 1 or 2 hole? lilsmartass: or i could just have u both at once lilsmartass: come on guys ****: just figured id find out now before hand. lilsmartass: who gives a shit please u guys AD15: i think im gonna take the mouth i move up to the top of the bed and sit down ****: ummmm ****: dude ****: the mouth is the 3 hole. AD15: come here kris ****: jeeeeeeeeeeeeez man. ****: think about it for a second.... AD15: i dotn care what u and ur homies call it dude ****: the 1 hole....and the 2 hole.....what goes for each. ****: and which are you taking? lilsmartass: ::crawls over to u and kisses u:: AD15: wait heres a new ground rule ****: me or clowny mc clownerson here? who are you kissing? lilsmartass: the one thats actually goin after me ****: ................me? ****: haha AD15: if u have a dick (which i hope this dude does even tho im not sure if he knows what its for) then u dont talk to nebody else who has a dick ****: alright DUDE. lilsmartass: come on u guys lilsmartass: this is about me lilsmartass: not u ****: sure thing BROSKI. lilsmartass: 2 ****: fine so get down to business then AD15: so where were we AD15: weren't u kissin me kris ****: ill be watching the "three's company" marathon in the other room while i wait for you two to pick up the pace here. lilsmartass: im thinkin so..but im want my other man over here 2 AD15: he can stay at that end AD15: i put my hand around ur head and kiss you ****: hey, can i punch you in the back of the head while im at the other end? ****: thatd be totally righteous. AD15: yea dude u do w/e just dont talk to me im busy lilsmartass: seriously ud think u 2 could agree on sumthing lilsmartass: sumthing like uhh me AD15: i move ur head down to my cock ****: your busy fucking it up man. ****: jeeeez ****: YOUR TOTALLY GOING TO BLOW IT WITH KRIS. ****: then ill just cry. alot. lilsmartass: hey dont touch my head and put it by ur cock either lilsmartass: thats like my #1 rule ****: see dude, your fucking it up. ****: you gotta giveeeeeeeeeeee bro...........give. ****: like im gonna give you the beating of a life if kris goes home in her pinto unfulfilled. ****: its all about the GIVING lilsmartass: well no im done with both of u geez ur both like fighting lilsmartass has left the room. AD15 has left the room. BRING IT INTANGIBLE....BRING IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Im sorry man, I did not find that to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 "its all about the GIVING" slightly humorous story...sadly i skipped around alot. however i didnt miss this quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 that was so not funny i couldnt even tell which person was supposed to be making it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 you uncultured fucks just dont understand my art. get aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 A WINNER IS YOU http://www.unionoflove.com/cards/images/m_kiss5.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 why are you checking out homosexual sex sites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
japillahan Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melburnian Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 This one didn't make me even chuckle. Shame on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 as hard as you try, you are still not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 disappointing !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 that was hands down the best aim log ever posted on 12oz ****: seeing who gets there first isnt democratic. :lol:!!!!!!!!! fuck :lol:! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Boo-urns.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 the most funny thing is how determined the girl was to have an e-threesome. it's like that's all she wanted who wants to bet it was a fourteen year old girl with her panties at her ankles? :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by test pattern who wants to bet it was a fourteen year old girl with her panties at her ankles? :idea: My money's on a 43 year old man with his boxers round his ankles..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 :lol:^^^definitley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 thing was, it was too long to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by eseLokE1uno why are you checking out homosexual sex sites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by T.T Boy as hard as you try, you are still not funny. the opinions of canadians and morons are one in the same: they do not count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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