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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Tyler Durden, May 12, 2003.

  1. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    backround: fucking with people on aim trying to get down with the other thread. this opportunity presents itself. i had more planned. but they both cunted out on me too early.

    You have just entered room "fun chatxxx."
    AD15 has entered the room.
    AD15: lol whats up loser
    lilsmartass: wow u guys could be nice to eachother
    ***: riiiight.
    AD15: haha i wasn't talkin to him i was talkin to u
    lilsmartass: im gonna kick ur ass
    AD15: lol
    AD15: so whos gonna start?
    lilsmartass: doesnt matter 2 me
    AD15: i walk over to chris and start kissing her hard
    AD15: kris*
    lilsmartass: mmm....::wraps my arms around u as i kiss u back::
    AD15: i run my hand down ur neck and ur back all the way to ur ass and grab it roughly
    AD15: i pick u up and throw u on to the bed
    AD15: i look at drkst.......so man which end do u want i say w/ a smile
    lilsmartass: ::pulls both of u to me::
    AD15: i lean in and french u hard
    lilsmartass: i take off both of ur shirts
    AD15: i stand up and start taking off my pants.....i pull them all the way down and then my boxers
    AD15: i climb ontop of u and start to rub ur body all over
    lilsmartass: i take off my tank top
    AD15: i lick my fingers and start to rub and pinch ur nipples
    AD15: sticking to the left tit so that DRKst can have the right
    AD15: but apperentally he has died
    lilsmartass: lol
    ****: im seriously laughing too hard to write a coherent response at the moment.
    lilsmartass: come on baby please for me :-(
    ****: fine fine fine.
    lilsmartass: u promise u will
    ****: OH FOR SURE.
    lilsmartass38: come on take it seriously for 5 min thats all im askin
    AD15: yea as long as he isn't sitting there tryin to think of a big word he can use like coherent
    ****: hahahahahahahahaha
    ****: MOS DEF
    lilsmartass: both of u need to stop
    lilsmartass: do this for me please
    lilsmartass: :-(
    ****: i dont "think of big words". hahahaha.
    ****: OR SOMETHING.
    AD15: uh o now he's pullin out the quotations
    ****: he sure is.
    ****: he surrrrrrrre is.
    ****: so are you gonna fuck her or am i?
    lilsmartass: come here then geez
    ****: sure. why not.
    lilsmartass: ::kisses u as my hands run down ur back and grab ur ass::
    ****: *slaps your hands away* "dont touch the ass.....yet."
    lilsmartass: i'll touch it whenever i want ::grabs it harder::
    ****: *grabs your wrists* "i think not."
    lilsmartass: ::pushes u down and sits on u and kisses ur neck::
    lilsmartass: i think so
    AD15: hey now u dont needa be gettin so rough i pull u off him and lay u out on the bed
    AD15: holding ur wrists down so u can't move
    lilsmartass: ::i try to kiss u but i cant move::
    AD15: haha not so tough now are u i put ur wrists in one hand and run my other hand over ur body
    lilsmartass: ::i wrap my legs around u and bring u down on me:: ur the one whos not tough
    AD15: owww....alright dude we got off to a bad start but what do u say we work as a team now is that cool
    AD15: i mean shes kickin both our asses
    ****: oh yeah. for sure pal.
    AD15: and dont call me pal
    AD15: bud
    lilsmartass: :-D
    AD15: gaw this dude must have a dictionary in his ass cause he's throwin these words out left and right
    lilsmartass: ::squeezes ur ass hard:: i dont think ur goin anywhere sweetie
    ****: you know it.
    ****: broski is an awesome word.
    ****: AWESOME.
    lilsmartass: wow remember me?
    AD15: lol for sure dude
    lilsmartass: yeah im like half naked
    ****: you shutup. ill get to you in a second.
    ****: so you want the 1 or 2 hole DUDE!?!?!?!
    AD15: well screw that then im not waitin around for sloopy seconds that aint how i like em
    ****: we can rock paper scissor for it if you want...........
    AD15: i crawl over to kris and start to make out w/ her
    lilsmartass: or we could just see who gets there first :)
    AD15: running my hand down her leg
    ****: seeing who gets there first isnt democratic.
    AD15: i start to kiss down ur neck lower and lower
    ****: i say we fucking ROCK PAPER SCISSORS FOR IT.
    lilsmartass: mmm keep goin
    ****: goddamit.
    AD15: go fuckin rock paper scissor sumbody else dude im busy
    ****: or........race around the world in 80 days. by hot air balloon. we'll meet at the park at 000000008000 hours.
    AD15: i keep kissing lower and lower pasy ur tits
    AD15: down ur stomach
    ****: the flag will be dropped by none other than the ever postulant sally struthers.
    ****: i need to go buy some new driving gloves/goggles before the race.
    ****: at gloves goggles and beyond
    AD15: alright dude u do that and maybe by the time u come back it will be ur turn
    ****: AWESOME.
    ****: so wait, are you taking the 1 or 2 hole?
    lilsmartass: or i could just have u both at once
    lilsmartass: come on guys
    ****: just figured id find out now before hand.
    lilsmartass: who gives a shit please u guys
    AD15: i think im gonna take the mouth i move up to the top of the bed and sit down
    ****: ummmm
    ****: dude
    ****: the mouth is the 3 hole.
    AD15: come here kris
    ****: jeeeeeeeeeeeeez man.
    ****: think about it for a second....
    AD15: i dotn care what u and ur homies call it dude
    ****: the 1 hole....and the 2 hole.....what goes for each.
    ****: and which are you taking?
    lilsmartass: ::crawls over to u and kisses u::
    AD15: wait heres a new ground rule
    ****: me or clowny mc clownerson here? who are you kissing?
    lilsmartass: the one thats actually goin after me
    ****: ................me?
    ****: haha
    AD15: if u have a dick (which i hope this dude does even tho im not sure if he knows what its for) then u dont talk to nebody else who has a dick
    ****: alright DUDE.
    lilsmartass: come on u guys
    lilsmartass: this is about me
    lilsmartass: not u
    ****: sure thing BROSKI.
    lilsmartass: 2
    ****: fine so get down to business then
    AD15: so where were we
    AD15: weren't u kissin me kris
    ****: ill be watching the "three's company" marathon in the other room while i wait for you two to pick up the pace here.
    lilsmartass: im thinkin so..but im want my other man over here 2
    AD15: he can stay at that end
    AD15: i put my hand around ur head and kiss you
    ****: hey, can i punch you in the back of the head while im at the other end?
    ****: thatd be totally righteous.
    AD15: yea dude u do w/e just dont talk to me im busy
    lilsmartass: seriously ud think u 2 could agree on sumthing
    lilsmartass: sumthing like uhh me
    AD15: i move ur head down to my cock
    ****: your busy fucking it up man.
    ****: jeeeez
    ****: then ill just cry. alot.
    lilsmartass: hey dont touch my head and put it by ur cock either
    lilsmartass: thats like my #1 rule
    ****: see dude, your fucking it up.
    ****: you gotta giveeeeeeeeeeee bro...........give.
    ****: like im gonna give you the beating of a life if kris goes home in her pinto unfulfilled.
    ****: its all about the GIVING
    lilsmartass: well no im done with both of u geez ur both like fighting
    lilsmartass has left the room.
    AD15 has left the room.

  2. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Im sorry man, I did not find that to be funny.
  3. DorkstaR

    DorkstaR Senior Member

    Joined: May 24, 2002 Messages: 1,404 Likes Received: 0
    "its all about the GIVING"

    slightly humorous story...sadly i skipped around alot. however i didnt miss this quote.
  4. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    that was so not funny i couldnt even tell which person was supposed to be making it funny.
  5. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    you uncultured fucks just dont understand my art. get aids.
  6. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  7. eseLokE1uno

    eseLokE1uno Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 1,280 Likes Received: 0
    why are you checking out homosexual sex sites?
  8. japillahan

    japillahan Senior Member

    Joined: May 5, 2003 Messages: 1,308 Likes Received: 69
  9. Melburnian

    Melburnian Guest

    This one didn't make me even chuckle. Shame on you.
  10. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    as hard as you try, you are still not funny.
  11. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    disappointing !!
  12. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    that was hands down the best aim log ever posted on 12oz

    ****: seeing who gets there first isnt democratic.



  13. Ken Barlow

    Ken Barlow Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2003 Messages: 321 Likes Received: 0
  14. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 21, 2002 Messages: 3,975 Likes Received: 0
    the most funny thing is how determined the girl was to have an e-threesome.

    it's like that's all she wanted

    who wants to bet it was a fourteen year old girl with her panties at her ankles?

  15. Ken Barlow

    Ken Barlow Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2003 Messages: 321 Likes Received: 0
    My money's on a 43 year old man with his boxers round his ankles.....