snk509 Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 i was young, horney and drunk busted a fat nut up in this hoe and caught the clap. the cheese discharge from my pecker was lovely the doc hooked me up with some penicillan. i got tested for everything else that shits scary waiting for results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Ouch, the part with the Q-tip sample hurts like a mother fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 I, for one, did not need to read of the cheese that comes off of your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars I, for one, did not need to read of the cheese that comes off of your penis. Amen to that. No enema stories either bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 "Gettin' STDEEEZ" - UK heads name the Task Force choon? -a clue - "Alkies lookin' 10p!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 ha-ha...the only reason that q-tip swab thing is still around is because the docs and nurses are trying to make it as painful as possible...so next time you wrap that shit. I've said it before and I'll say i again...everything that can be tested with the swab...can also be tested by peeing in a cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 snk509: "i was young, horney and drunk busted a fat nut up in this hoe and caught the clap. the cheese discharge from my pecker was lovely the doc hooked me up with some penicillan. i got tested for everything else that shits scary waiting for results." I :lol: at u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 a swab ? do they stick a swab inside ur dick ? or can you just pee in a cup and they test it that way ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by krie a swab ? do they stick a swab inside ur dick ? or can you just pee in a cup and they test it that way ? you do both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 The other day im taking a shit and i look down at my member, and there's this white foamy shit there, i thought is was nut, maybe from thinking about a girl or something, then it happened again, and then my member started hurting,......i just drink a lot now to forget about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 13, 2003 Share Posted October 13, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo you do both. do they need to do both ? or can you just do one ? oneeightyone, go get that shit checked brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 i think by "you do both" he meant you personally do both...i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by snk509 i was young, horney and drunk busted a fat nut up in this hoe and caught the clap. the cheese discharge from my pecker was lovely the doc hooked me up with some penicillan. i got tested for everything else that shits scary waiting for results. just be glad you didn't get the slut knocked up... quit whining moron... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 That swab feels like it's made of brillo pad up in thar urethra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AevOne718 Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 You should try masturbation. Or get a dog. I only say this because it's obvious that there is no girlfriend involved. I also agree with the suggestion of CONDOM. On the other hand some people always complain. Either it's evil phallic discharge, or horniness, or you got some fat prossie pregnant, or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
causinpanic Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 whoa that sounds painful i would slap a ho. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by oneeightyone The other day im taking a shit and i look down at my member, and there's this white foamy shit there, i thought is was nut, maybe from thinking about a girl or something, then it happened again, and then my member started hurting,......i just drink a lot now to forget about it. fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by krie do they need to do both ? or can you just do one ? one or the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 my one friend had sex with this guy once and now she has herpes. i mean she didn't do anything wrong, dude didn't tell her and now she's tainted. bad luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 bad karma on him, but for real...thats all it takes...one time. one of my friends got warts from a girl he slept with...once. that shits forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 my bro has herpes and he hates it like you wouldn't believe. this guy talks up EVERY chick and his whole adult life was getting down with women, then one day he went to the doctor and cried his face off. now the party is on perma recess. so now he talks up EVERY chick and gets nothin' but a tortured look on his face when fine girls tell him they like it in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Yeah I know I need to get checked, my shorty caught crabs and I shaved my shit and had nothing. She caught some other shit like little bumps down there and I had nothing. Weird but I haven’t got checked but after she got cleared up and checked again she was all clear. Sounds like shorty got burned but I didn’t unless I burned her or im a carrier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotofixface Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by Jackson "Gettin' STDEEEZ" - UK heads name the Task Force choon? -a clue - "Alkies lookin' 10p!" JUNKYARD! "...an' Cash Convertors was invented for junkies..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 cheese, holy crap thats scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 1 in 4.... 1 in 4. I used to be all about sticking my dick in anything with a pretty face, tight body, and a pulse (optional)... but after hearing that I slowed down my vagina intake to a near stand-still.. fuck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I was quite the whore awhile back. I straightened myself out though... and I am STD free. <3 for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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