Guest willy.wonka Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 i havent been to the doctor since that time i was dying in arizona. so today i met my own personal doctor. i went in for flu symptoms, that and the fact that i woke up late for work and decided not to go. anyways..she looked pretty hot and she asked all about the flu i had. i thought on asking her about std testing and if i could get that done. i kinda just wanted a blood test, but she told me to take my pants off and that she was going to swab me. i was kind of embarrassed since this is my first time meeting her and the first thing between us would be my dick..that and the flu;) so she felt around, touched my balls and then she was preparing the swab...i looked away to feel one of the most God aweful pains i had ever felt in my life. i cried out and luaghed at the same time..i couldnt believe it. the pain was just too unreal. she was saying sorry and i was just rubbing my dick in front of her. i got a shot in the ass and blood taken from my arm. it was a good thing to wake up to. i look foward to my results and i think i'll do it again in another 6 months. that pain was just too unreal. i had to share..you guys should go for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmeup Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 i got checked out awhile back, everythings good to go and im aids free... and that swab thing in your "dick hole" test didnt hurt that bad you pansy... it stung sure, but i was more worried about it going in than how bad it actually felt... teaser/aids free and disease free in 2004 :smiles: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 maybe if i watched her it wouldnt have hurt that bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Originally posted by willy.wonka maybe if i watched her it wouldnt have hurt that bad i wouldnt even want to see the evil smirk on her face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 im so clean:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 i seen on the news ticker on msnbc that there is something even condoms cant protect, its called the "human pampillona virus." "pampillona " i dont believe is the correct spelling but it was kinda crazy i thought bout sumthin even condoms cant protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 i go every 6months, almost religiously. and occasionally in between if i've banged some dodgy broad while on the road. i've actually quite got used to the feeling of a qtip bring rammed up my cock ... as weird as that sounds. the first time i went and got checked (when i was around 16) i got stuck with this big fat old hairy bitch. type of grandma that looks like she's never got a longdicking in her life ... she shoved it so far up and twisted it so badly, it hurt for me to piss for the next 2days. never went back to that clinic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin i seen on the news ticker on msnbc that there is something even condoms cant protect, its called the "human pampillona virus." "pampillona " i dont believe is the correct spelling but it was kinda crazy i thought bout sumthin even condoms cant protect. Uh... AIDS is smaller than the pores of a condom guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 if you only ever have sex with virgins then problem solved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 i have to get an std test soon. noone told me about hot pokers up the dickhole though. i'm skurred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 yeah. i need to do this. its been almost a year since my last test. since the last test, ive slept with one guy kind of regularly (with and without a loveglove), and (one) one night stand with a condom. i dont know how many ladies the boy has slept with in the past year, but if its somebody he's only fucking a few times or having a one nighter with i think he wraps his shit up fo sho. at least he did when we were on that steez. no babies for him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 hey stds are good for you, and girls think they are sexy and you can trade them with your friends. i mean seriously who doesnt want to give thier girl something like the ass clap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 isnt there any other way around a swab getting jammed down there ? i rekin that shit would hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by rental yeah. i need to do this. its been almost a year since my last test. since the last test, ive slept with one guy kind of regularly (with and without a loveglove), and (one) one night stand with a condom. i dont know how many ladies the boy has slept with in the past year, but if its somebody he's only fucking a few times or having a one nighter with i think he wraps his shit up fo sho. at least he did when we were on that steez. no babies for him! i didn't know you were a chicky babe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTTS1 Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 your lucky its a swab now days, way back wen it was like an umbrella wat they rammed down there then they opened it up inside ya and pullled it out imagine that:cry2: so next time wen u get one done think about that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Unfortunately, I have been immune to STDs for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 :lol: every time I hear someone got the swab test I have to laugh my ass off. Real saggins wonk about the piss test instead of the swab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Originally posted by villain Uh... AIDS is smaller than the pores of a condom guy.... Do the words Bull and Shit meen anything to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Condoms don't protect against all STDS...The G.W.Bush will get you, and many more apply.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 God I wish Kabar were here to drop the real knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Its fairly easy, what do you need to know? GW, crabs, basically any STD not dealing with the immeadiate transmision of fluids still apply... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Yeah but this dude's thoughts on AIDS some how slipping through the tip of a condom is just ludicrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 i've never had the swab... piss tests and blood tests... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutlips Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 haha i had this shit done a few times im a paranoid fuck i hate how they make u wait for a while for the results.....as soon as i get the aids test i prepare for the worst and how im gonna deal with it it fucking sucks i wish this were like it was in the 60's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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