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STD tests you need one

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Mar 14, 2004.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i havent been to the doctor since that time i was dying in arizona. so today i met my own personal doctor. i went in for flu symptoms, that and the fact that i woke up late for work and decided not to go.

    anyways..she looked pretty hot and she asked all about the flu i had.
    i thought on asking her about std testing and if i could get that done. i kinda just wanted a blood test, but she told me to take my pants off and that she was going to swab me. i was kind of embarrassed since this is my first time meeting her and the first thing between us would be my dick..that and the flu;)

    so she felt around, touched my balls and then she was preparing the swab...i looked away to feel one of the most God aweful pains i had ever felt in my life. i cried out and luaghed at the same time..i couldnt believe it. the pain was just too unreal. she was saying sorry and i was just rubbing my dick in front of her.
    i got a shot in the ass and blood taken from my arm. it was a good thing to wake up to.

    i look foward to my results and i think i'll do it again in another 6 months. that pain was just too unreal.

    i had to share..you guys should go for it
     
  2. cmeup

    cmeup Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2001 Messages: 9,485 Likes Received: 0
    i got checked out awhile back, everythings good to go and im aids free...

    and that swab thing in your "dick hole" test didnt hurt that bad you pansy...

    it stung sure, but i was more worried about it going in than how bad it actually felt...

    teaser/aids free and disease free in 2004 :smiles:
     
  3. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    maybe if i watched her it wouldnt have hurt that bad
     
  4. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    i wouldnt even want to see the evil smirk on her face
     
  5. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

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  6. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    i seen on the news ticker on msnbc that there is something even condoms cant protect, its called the "human pampillona virus." "pampillona " i dont believe is the correct spelling but it was kinda crazy i thought bout sumthin even condoms cant protect.
     
  7. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    i go every 6months, almost religiously.
    and occasionally in between if i've banged some dodgy broad while on the road.

    i've actually quite got used to the feeling of a qtip bring rammed up my cock ... as weird as that sounds.



    the first time i went and got checked (when i was around 16) i got stuck with this big fat old hairy bitch. type of grandma that looks like she's never got a longdicking in her life ... she shoved it so far up and twisted it so badly, it hurt for me to piss for the next 2days.

    never went back to that clinic
     
  8. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Uh... AIDS is smaller than the pores of a condom guy....
     
  9. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,344 Likes Received: 670
    if you only ever have sex with virgins then problem solved
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i have to get an std test soon. noone told me about hot pokers up the dickhole though. i'm skurred
     
  11. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    yeah. i need to do this.

    its been almost a year since my last test.
    since the last test, ive slept with one guy
    kind of regularly (with and without a loveglove),
    and (one) one night stand with a condom.
    i dont know how many ladies the boy has
    slept with in the past year, but if its somebody
    he's only fucking a few times or having a one
    nighter with i think he wraps his shit up fo sho.
    at least he did when we were on that steez. no
    babies for him!
     
  12. spectr

    spectr Guest

    hey stds are good for you, and girls think they are sexy and you can trade them with your friends. i mean seriously who doesnt want to give thier girl something like the ass clap.
     
  13. krie

    krie Guest

    isnt there any other way around a swab getting jammed down there ? i rekin that shit would hurt.
     
  14. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    i didn't know you were a chicky babe
     
  15. NOTTS1

    NOTTS1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2003 Messages: 1,043 Likes Received: 0
    your lucky its a swab now days, way back wen it was like an umbrella wat they rammed down there then they opened it up inside ya and pullled it out imagine that:cry2: so next time wen u get one done think about that.....
     
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