casekonly Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Squirrels on crack Oct 7 2005 South London Press NATURE lovers fear that squirrels could become hooked on crack cocaine plundered from addicts' hidden stashes. The furry animals are thought to be behind a new drugs turf war in Brixton - stealing rocks of crack hidden in front gardens. Tough police action to rid the town centre of dealers and addicts has seen crackheads abandon their usual drug stash hideouts. Story continues Continue story But the blitz has displaced some dealing into nearby residential streets. Drug addicts are known to be hiding small stashes of crack rocks in people's front lawns late at night. Squirrels have been spotted in the same front gardens, seemingly hunting out the buried narcotics. The discovery has led some residents to speculate that the squirrels are already in the grips of addiction. One resident, who asked for his name to be withheld, told the South London Press. "I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash. "An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds. "It looked like it knew what it was looking for. "It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging. "It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks." Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US. They are known to live in parks frequented by addicts in New York and Washington DC. The squirrels have attacked park visitors in their frenzied search for their next fix. An RSPCA spokesman said he was unaware of the squirrels taking crack in Brixton. http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk/0100n...-name_page.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirty_habiT Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Wow, just wait until they're rockin their own shit up... then the real squirrel dollars start rollin in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Oct 15 2005, 03:34 AM Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US. They are known to live in parks frequented by addicts in New York and Washington DC. Quoted post Is this true? I never heard this before. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 One time my girlfriend and I fed Blizzards to gophers. We thought it was cute until they started going buck wild and shaking and running in circles and banging their heads in to the dirt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Brainfreeze!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 in brixton even the squirrels are crackheads. Fuck south of the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 haha..dude..haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Casek, you are the man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 where the fuck do you find this shit casek? I've seen pics of squirrels smoking cigarettes, but this is something else completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 I wish my crappy city had crack addicted squirles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 wow...that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 straight drop nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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