Dr. Dazzle Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 Everyone loves when these supposed "best athletes in the world" actually show why we call them that. There's nothing better than seeing outrageous skill and the sheepish looks of those who just got beat by it. This thread is dedicated to just that. Post videos from any sports, as long as there's some stuff that just makes you go "daaaaamn". Not necessarily scoring, unless it's pretty spectacular, I'm talking dribbling, showboating, and all other general unsportsmanlike behaviour. A selection of dope soccer skills, takes a while to download but well worth it Spectacular hockey goal Kung-fu ping pong Rene Higuita's Scorpion save Yeah post up what you've got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 that hockey goal was the shitttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 daaaaaaaaamn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 hahaha, shit - the scorpion save is awesome. still downloading 'The Ultimate Showboat'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 The goalkeeper who did that save got put in prison for paying off some kidnappers who kidnapped his wife and kid right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 the hockey goal is crazy!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 Before I click the link - YOU GUYS MUST HAVE SEEN THE FUCK UP BY THAT POLITICIAN'S DAUGHTER BEFORE THE US/CANADA EXHIBITION GAME FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!! THE LADY MESSED UP THE AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM, LEFT THE ICE, CAME BACK ONLY TO SLIP AND FALL ON HER HEAD. Said Martin Brodeur: I hope she doesn't go on Canadian Idol. I saw this on FOX: Boston last night, so i know you Americans saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 I remember seeinng that Michigan goal the night it happened. It was a few years ago. That was awesome (because it was the tying goal), but I bet he was a marked man after that. Sydney Crosby of Rimouski did something similar a bit ago, and Don Cherry went on Coach's Corner and told kids not to do such things because it's hot dogging and you will be hunted down and dealt with accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 24, 2005 Author Share Posted April 24, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Apr 24 2005, 10:05 AM Before I click the link - YOU GUYS MUST HAVE SEEN THE FUCK UP BY THAT POLITICIAN'S DAUGHTER BEFORE THE US/CANADA EXHIBITION GAME FOR THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!! THE LADY MESSED UP THE AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM, LEFT THE ICE, CAME BACK ONLY TO SLIP AND FALL ON HER HEAD. Said Martin Brodeur: I hope she doesn't go on Canadian Idol. I saw this on FOX: Boston last night, so i know you Americans saw it. Quoted post Oh man I saw that on the news, she is going to be traumatized for life because of that. Absolutely hilarious.... I couldn't find a link to it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 24, 2005 Author Share Posted April 24, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Apr 24 2005, 10:12 AM I remember seeinng that Michigan goal the night it happened. It was a few years ago. That was awesome (because it was the tying goal), but I bet he was a marked man after that. Sydney Crosby of Rimouski did something similar a bit ago, and Don Cherry went on Coach's Corner and told kids not to do such things because it's hot dogging and you will be hunted down and dealt with accordingly. Quoted post That reminds me of this Brazilian kid called Kerlon, he does this trick where he flicks the ball up on his heard and runs with it. Pretty much the only way to stop him is to foul him. He might think he's hot shit now, but once he starts playing with the pros and they break his legs to shit for it, he'll think twice. Here's a link to him doing it. It's the top video on the list on the right. Check out the swift kick to the midrift. What now bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 that kid kerlon is bananas. someone should post some and 1 clips in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 HAHAHA that girl was by far the worse national anthem singer of all time. I stayed up just to watch it again. she seriously might need some counselling after that shit..............hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle+Apr 24 2005, 03:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dr. Dazzle - Apr 24 2005, 03:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Weapon X@Apr 24 2005, 10:12 AM I remember seeinng that Michigan goal the night it happened. It was a few years ago. That was awesome (because it was the tying goal), but I bet he was a marked man after that. Sydney Crosby of Rimouski did something similar a bit ago, and Don Cherry went on Coach's Corner and told kids not to do such things because it's hot dogging and you will be hunted down and dealt with accordingly. Quoted post That reminds me of this Brazilian kid called Kerlon, he does this trick where he flicks the ball up on his heard and runs with it. Pretty much the only way to stop him is to foul him. He might think he's hot shit now, but once he starts playing with the pros and they break his legs to shit for it, he'll think twice. Here's a link to him doing it. It's the top video on the list on the right. Check out the swift kick to the midrift. What now bitch? Quoted post [/b] i didnt see that anywhere in the video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 RONALDINHIO! That soccer am clip is the sex. Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 haha u no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 i remember watching the scorpion save live. i was astonished! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughoutloud Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 anyone who says the sex needs a slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 that save is such a classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 I read about that woman singing the 'Star Spangled Blunder' on google news this morning. I saw on some NBA recap show earlier this season where someone pulled one of those 'hotdog steet' moves where he bounces the ball off the defenders head and then runs past him to jam it in. The guy who 'got served' bitched about it for days to anyone who would listen because 'it's not how you do things in the NBA'. Guy was just mad that he was made a fool on tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Originally posted by type R@Apr 24 2005, 08:50 PM i didnt see that anywhere in the video Quoted post you should watch the right video clip fuck kerlon he should get yellow carded for running with the ball like that... so unsportsmanlike... he can't even look down the pitch when he's doing it GAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CamAlmighty Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 So Dazzle, where the boats at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Tracy McGrady embarrasing Shawn Bradley last night: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 If anyone watched this year's Rose Bowl, you'll know who Vince Young is - the QB for The University of Texas. In action: Sidestep/teleportation. Here's a backview of that sort of move against a WSU defender. At least he actually makes some attaempt to reach his arm out as Young, who also looks about a head taller than everyone else, telports to the right. Here's the same thing with blocker help, which he probably actually didn't need. Same thing against OU. Here, he incorporates a change of sprinting direction rightward with the sidestep. He runs toward the middle of a loose group of CU defenders, then hard cuts/sidesteps right and sprints around the rightmost of the group. Again embarrasing an OU defender. Someone else's description of him running: The worst part about that as a defender is that, even when a guy is lucky enough to lay their hands on him in the open field, without help, Young usually just runs through it. He also almost never goes down on ankle tackles. People also forget that he's really layed the wood on a few people at the end of runs, which is just odd to watch from a guy that seemingly willowy. I don't really think he thinks about the setup a lot. I think he kind of views other defenders as shorter sluggish things he's "running around" and looking over when he's out there. Like when playing keep away with 12-13 year olds. He just kind of runs at them then around them, through them, or whatever, until a bunch grab or trip him. Especially with his size, he really doesn't run like anyone else I've seen. He's cut a bit like Moss, but he's significantly bigger, stronger and, most importantly, runs much more loosely. Some similarities to a former shorter UT player, Roy Williams, in that he's a very long strider with a lots of elusiveness shorter stride guys usually have, but Young also regulates his stride length with surprising ease, even with those long legs. Along with all of that change of direction and start-stop stuff that Roy didn't have (at least to that degree). One of a kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 wait..... y'all think PMB is rootin' for Texas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 i was just thinkin of making a similar remark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Michael Vick would be the pro version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 Did he get drafted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 blah... fuck that guy!!! haha. he's still at texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 The ultimate sports montage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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