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I thought about it for a while and decided I don't even know what they mean. Write my name on my heart? What is that a metaphor for?

Anyway I ate a lot of chinese food, which got the mail moving, and I dropped the fortune in the bowl and defecated on it.

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the hand of god is calling you. i know what will happen......in 20 years you will discover the true meaning of this fortune cookie and say WHY DIDNT I REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

hahaha ohhhhh get it repent!!! haha ohhh inside joke with 4th chair clarinet player.....yea

go with the grace of the madonna

 

 

 

 

 

im not catholic

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I really think he was giving you a metaphorical answer instead of a logical one... and he repeats himself because he gets lost, closer analysis reveals that his logic goes in a straight line... out into nowhere...

 

but he usually means well...

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it means get a tattoo across your stupid chest man(ace stanly would be tough)! god you can't even get a stupid fortune cookie, and write on less walls even the asians hate the walls!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE BREASTS ON MY BACK ARE AT FULL ATTENTION

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