Cracked Ass Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 My fortune cookie this evening advised me to quit writing. "Write your name on your heart, not on the wall" Spooky. :twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 "in bed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 hahaha... :lol: my fortune really captured me and my winning ways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Methodz Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Is that true?:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 i dont think ive ever had a fortune cookie before ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted April 14, 2003 Author Share Posted April 14, 2003 I thought about it for a while and decided I don't even know what they mean. Write my name on my heart? What is that a metaphor for? Anyway I ate a lot of chinese food, which got the mail moving, and I dropped the fortune in the bowl and defecated on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted April 14, 2003 Author Share Posted April 14, 2003 I'm just hoping the wrong cookie was placed with my food order, and across town some stupid toy is cutting a lo mein belch and reading "Soon you will be showered with riches." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 "You will find a new love on Flag Day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 the hand of god is calling you. i know what will happen......in 20 years you will discover the true meaning of this fortune cookie and say WHY DIDNT I REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha ohhhhh get it repent!!! haha ohhh inside joke with 4th chair clarinet player.....yea go with the grace of the madonna im not catholic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted April 14, 2003 Author Share Posted April 14, 2003 Your logic is circular and rather unenlightening. I'm not going to love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 I really think he was giving you a metaphorical answer instead of a logical one... and he repeats himself because he gets lost, closer analysis reveals that his logic goes in a straight line... out into nowhere... but he usually means well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 you all got gunz and i aint havin no fun, i feel like a hotdog wrapped in a bun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 78% of all city workers say "hip hop" graffiti is the illest. http://www.graffitihurts.org/graphics/facts/pie.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 i say MC'in and freestylin f0 sh0 mai niggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president :( i thought before i replied to this :o :GASP: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH oohhhhh mercy ::insert skinner impression:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted April 14, 2003 Author Share Posted April 14, 2003 I'm just playin. And you're right that I yam who I yam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 yams sound soooo damn good right now i remember when i was a wee tot my town had these carts that would come around with fresh roasted yams nowadays i relive that with nice yams and butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~DeNtOnE~ Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Re: 78% of all city workers say "hip hop" graffiti is the illest. Originally posted by FilthyPraxis http://www.graffitihurts.org/graphics/facts/pie.gif'> haha so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by the A squad you all got gunz and i aint havin no fun, i feel like a hotdog wrapped in a bun isnt it ..."i feel like im the hot dog and yall be the buns"? dont you hate when you get the fortune "eat more chinease food" what a rip off :hatred: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 nah im pretty sure im right at least i hope cuz ive seen the commercial lotsa times......... i like orange chicken and if thats what cancer tastes like i dont wanna be healthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 it means get a tattoo across your stupid chest man(ace stanly would be tough)! god you can't even get a stupid fortune cookie, and write on less walls even the asians hate the walls! THE BREASTS ON MY BACK ARE AT FULL ATTENTION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLSATAN Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 i got one that said "chinesse food is good" what the hell kind of fortune is that ? its not one thats what kind it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president you idiots.... its: yall all gots gunz, and im not havin no fun, i feel like im the hotdog and yall be da bun.... or something to that effect... :lol: oops my mad tease i added an "s" at the end of "bun" :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 this thread just turned into what did the malibu most wanted guy say in the commercial thread Chinease Fortune: "Go see Malibu's most wanted" ^you know trying to keep the original theme going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 har i have a fortune in my wallet from my meal tonite... 'your wisdom shall always keep you from danger' -peking noodle company- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 My fortune told me to "shoot up large crowds" ...but maybe that was my subconcious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame My fortune told me to "shoot up large crowds" ...but maybe that was my subconcious... that was me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by When that was me Im glad your there to guide me...i just chewed through a pen...ink is now running out of my mouth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 any one collect them...like if you get a good one you keep it......maybe im lame but i got some in my wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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