Spiders

lets here some opinions in here, what would you do if you had a pretty big spider in your room and it runs really fast and you wanna sleep in a few hours?

a; search forever for the spider and kill it

b; just go to sleep and if the spider crawls on you, just sleep some more

c; sit around and wait for the spider to come out from its spot

or d; [insert what you want]

and while your at it..post some flicks of spiders

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fuck it, it wont hurt you.

i have no probs with spiders, my roommate though, is a girl from canada, and they must not have spiders there or something. she is fucking terrified of them like they are gonna eat her.

we have some rad spiders here in australia, i have photos of this one that was on out verandah one time, its legspan was about the size of your palm, and on its back were tons of little spiders, no shit.

for some reason they scare the shit outta me....but imma just go to sleep..fuck the spiders

spiders only attack when they feel thereatened. it is very unlikely it will crawl into your bed and bite you for no reason.

trust me, i come from the land of redbacks... where a single bite can have you in hospital. dont fret.

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# Camel spiders can grow to be as large as dinner plates.

# Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.

# Camel spiders can jump several feet in the air.

# Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels, hence the name "camel spider." (Legend includes the detail that camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out. In the former case they supposedly jump up from the ground and grab onto camels' bellies from underneath; in the latter case exactly how spiders allegedly as large as dinner plates get into camels' stomachs intact remains unexplained.)

# Camel spiders are venomous, and their venom contains a powerful anesthetic that numbs their victims (thus allowing them to gnaw away at living, immobilized animals without being noticed). U.S. soldiers were said to have been attacked by camel spiders at night but remained completely unaware of their plight until they awakened in the morning to find chunks of their flesh missing.

^^^^ Wo4zerZ! itS lukcy c4m3lz & spidaz cna't hvae sX 2getha lololololol !!!!!

Originally posted by fermentor666

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# Camel spiders can grow to be as large as dinner plates.

 

# Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.

 

# Camel spiders can jump several feet in the air.

 

# Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels, hence the name "camel spider." (Legend includes the detail that camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out. In the former case they supposedly jump up from the ground and grab onto camels' bellies from underneath; in the latter case exactly how spiders allegedly as large as dinner plates get into camels' stomachs intact remains unexplained.)

 

# Camel spiders are venomous, and their venom contains a powerful anesthetic that numbs their victims (thus allowing them to gnaw away at living, immobilized animals without being noticed). U.S. soldiers were said to have been attacked by camel spiders at night but remained completely unaware of their plight until they awakened in the morning to find chunks of their flesh missing.

All of these facts are indeed FALSE. Look it up on national geographic's website or in this month's issue. I believe they refer to them as wind scorpions or sun scorpions. Thanks.

wait to kill it

i hate spiders

Whatever, I got it from urbanlegends.com.

i would sleep in another room

My answer would be B - sleep.

But my girl would either cry, go sleep in another room until someone came who could get the spider, or go and get one of the neighbours to come around and get the spider.

My girls sister actually phoned the police once and got them to come around when there was a spider in her house.:rolleyes:

spiders dont bother me at all, infact i reckon there mad creatures!

and would love one for a pet but yeah i wouldnt kill it, just let it do its thing and you probly wont ever see it again....allthough it could crawl up your nose,ears and lay eggs....mwahwahwahwah!!!!

but...if its a roach kill it!!!! those things are fukt up!!

I hate spiders.

The story of how my boss became an arachnophobiac:

He was seven years old, and living at home in the countryside in England.

There was a huge spider on the wall, like stupidly big, size of your hand type thing.

Anyway it was on the wall, but it only had seven legs, which kinda made it look a bit weird or whatever, he was a bit taken aback. So he said to his dad that it wuld be great if it was gone and to do the honours. So his dad approaches the spider with a handkerchief, he wasnt going to kill it, just chuck it out the window. So he lunged for it and missed and the spider fell onto the ground and 'squeaked'! He told me it was certainly the spider which squeaked and he didnt think they had a voice box or ...eurgh. Anyway.

I hate spiders too, I had one crawl over my face one when I was at a music festival, needless to say I killed it.

Oh yea and another thing apparently humans eat an average of 8 spiders in their lives by them crawling into our mouths when we are asleep and we eat them up.

:lick:

I don't mind spiders that much as long as they don't bother or get too comfortable with me. But a large insect can creep the fuck out of me. The other day I walked into my bathroom and saw this big jap bug scurrying around, and I jumped out of there and slammed the door like I had seen Michael Jackson nude and eagle-spread on the floor in there. But I went back in there with my stompin' shoes and killed that bug like nothing. And I ain't seen none since. Little cocksuckers.

the uk is pritty lean 4 spiders we dont have any dangerous 1'z you get sum meantal 1 is aus went there last year, pritty fukin scary

Once i was having a toss in the shower, sitting down and a huge spider fell on my stomach. It was near 15 cms across and i got scared.

Originally posted by printscreen

the uk is pritty lean 4 spiders we dont have any dangerous 1'z you get sum meantal 1 is aus went there last year, pritty fukin scary

wat eye wann kno iz wut u gonna do when sum 1 asks u 2 kil 3 or four of th5m?

what you mean?

most dangerous spider? isit the black widow? dont they cotch in household bathrooms?

Originally posted by WhiteOx

Once i was having a toss in the shower, sitting down and a huge spider fell on my stomach. It was near 15 cms across and i got scared.

Whats a toss?

well...i had a succesful night of sleeping without spiders, i still havent seen the mother fucker, and i didnt wake up and see anything on me so its okay..even if it was on me while i was sleeping, i dont care as long as i dont know...thumbs up

find it and kill the bastard.I hate spiders with a passion..

^ me too,. but after 2 hours of searching for it, i gave up and figured im bigger then him

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sick thread...be like me and RAID them shits.

i aint scared of spiders but i hate em anyway, just for the reason they are nasty lookin things, and i hate the way they run across floors n shit:mad:

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from the babble thread

sleep with your mouth open always....

heard there's such a thing as a bird eating spider, wouldnt mind c-in how big the fucker is.:D