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space adventure continuos story

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -MOE LESTER-, Sep 1, 2002.

  1. -MOE LESTER-

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    space adventure continuos story

    Discussion started by -MOE LESTER- - Sep 1, 2002

    aboard the mothership, two commanders share alien alcohol and get drunk, one perceedes to brag about how his snawser can pick up beer cans. the other says.."ohh that small snawser? i kno.........." the first commander frowns and thoughts race through his head "does he know" as hel slumped in the chair...(potatoe chip binge break)..."meet me in the other room he replies....later that night after intense nogations of operator women, he thinks. should he reveal the first commanders secret" it is an intense question, so he sits on the brig and looks out the window at earth, which is bornw and blue becuase of sumthing, the "fire switch" is in his hand, shoukld he press the button and unleash the missle against the earth, killing millions of starving bapsitmal camels?? he sighs, and makes his desicion........
     
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    sneak - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    then he sees the operator woman in the food part of the ship having a drink. he says:

    "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

    ..........
     
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    -MOE LESTER- - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    so they engage in a lap meld, but then accidently it comes out of control and tehy land on the FIRE SWITCH....the missle fires, and the commander is horrified, he had decided to not shoot the missle, but he says fuck it and gets back to the operator....
     
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    A flying chunk of earth full of anerobic bacteria nails the space ship, and fucks up the melding. It bursts the hull of the ship, and the operator woman jumps up and stiff arms the commander while engaging her ion charged propulsion pack. She makes the dash for the last personal oxygen generator aperatus. Only seconds remain before commander's oxygen cache that was fed from the ships ambient oxygen supply runs out. The other commander had already been turned into anti atomic matter when the vacuum of space rapidly expanded the configuration of his biological matter, reacting with the cells caused ultimate dehydration(he was eating a peanut butter and space alovera jelly sammich with his air tight sealed helmet off). So the commander, still in the ship, still alive, fumbles in the weapon depo for a hopefully unused deoxygenated modular space vacuum capable teflon piercing tranquilizer dart..... and his black karate belt....... loading the module in his electron accelerated auto aiming blow gun, he looks up to see the operator woman flying across space to reach the other side of the breached ship..... where the self powered escape vehicle is..... and she's got his wallet........
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Sep 1, 2002

    Yeah, I may have been as bored as Moe.
     
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    kodak - Replied Sep 2, 2002

    and she takes a dump...
     
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    :eek:
     
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    REGULATOR - Replied Sep 2, 2002

    yes, but were you as stoned as moe?
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Sep 2, 2002

    Hahaha, I'm not even going to say "I wish." I don't participate in those extracurricular activities anymore.
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Sep 2, 2002

    ^^Good example of someone who contributes nothing.^^

    I know this is what you want to hear, but you're a loser, nobody listens to you. Did you ever consider the fact that you're wasting your time posting about nothing? Go ahead and say something stupid......
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Sep 2, 2002

    Did you hear that, amidst bad grammar and incorrect spellings, I ended up being "perfect."
     
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    Dance hard or die.
     
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