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so im sitting in the wendys parking lot last night, dining on the new wild mountain spicy chicken sandwich, minding my own business, and im approached by a colombian man in a new exterra.

 

so he starts whispering to me from within the car, but i cant hear him so i get a little closer, and it tirns out hes asking me if i can sell him any marijuana. being fresh out, i couldnt help him out, and i question whether or not i would have sold him any in the first place, but thats besides the point.

 

anyway, we get to talking somehow, and he ends up telling me about this girl he knows whos a porn star. whatever, he's going on about this party at hotel near there he had attended over the weekend, and all the porn girls he knows. then the talk turns to money, and i comment that there isnt much to be made as a male... actor. thats when he smiles, "ah, you dont know do you? how would you like to make 375 dollars an hour?"

 

turns out. he is an operative and recruiter for a company that sends bootleg pornos to south america. filmed in a house not far from mine, in a room full of cameras, are low budget porn films. after filming, they're copied to vhs, and sold on the streets of latin countries.

 

im interested, for 375 an hour, im very interested. he gtes on his cell phone and calls a girl over to the wendys where we are. shes looks me up and down, and aknowledges that i would be fine. they're supposed to be in touch, and if they arent, im supposed to call them.

 

now. whats your opinion? would you star in low budget south american bootleg pornos?

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im assuming they dont carry up-to-date test results on their person at all times though.

 

they promote condom use, and i saw the pics of the girls. so i think i might go for it.

 

if i do it for 2 hours a week, im making 3000 dollars a month. let alone if i make it part time, lets say, 6-10 hours. the idea of this much fuckmoney, is mindboggling.

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yeah. i was waiting for the screenname comment. i thought it was funny too.

 

anyway, apparently that dont film with a room full of people anymore, instead, theres cameras on the four ceiling corners, and they tell you what to do through a microphone in your ear.

 

i gotta do it at least once, to see what its like. but for 375 an hour. once might turn into way more then once.

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so the guy called me tonight, wanting me to work on friday night. i told him we needed to talk about some details. he said he hates to speak on the phone, so we're meeting for coffee sometime this week to discuss business.

 

i wonder if i can get him to up the price... and is anyone else as amused by the term 'fuckmoney' as i am?

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well this is great and all. but hows that new chicken sandwhich? somebody told me it was pretty good..

 

and why doesnt shit like this happen to me? im going to start hanging out in fast food parking lots more often..

 

and yeah man.. just do it. but teh only thing is. your first 200 bucks has to go directly to an 8-ball and a pair of aviator glasses.. trust me. you will feel ULTRA cool..

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I dunno man....you never know where life will lead and a past making porn has a way of ALWAYS getting back to haunt you.

 

But hey, money talks.

 

If I got an offer and it was to make a porno with hot asian girls (threesomes) then yes, i would. Threesome with asians alone would be payment enough.

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If thats what your into, do it...

 

Obviously since you went on the internet to discuss this choice in life, you are not prepared to handle the consequences of it if you cannot comprehend them with your own logic.

 

 

Are you anatomically gifted for porn?

 

Not to be prejudiced but perhaps you should look further into this man's 'columbian' backround.

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