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sooooo, what am i doing right now?


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im lying here with a sweet, innocent girl asleep in my lap like a kitten, and im on the laptop talking to this friend of mine, about her getting fisted.

 

life is strange.

 

+not scorpion+

if you could lace this with something special, id be stoked.

thanks.

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Originally posted by seeking

im lying here with a sweet, innocent girl asleep in my lap like a kitten, and im on the laptop talking to this friend of mine, about her getting fisted.

 

Those words don't seem to go together too well.

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I am finishing off the night with a Pabst Blue Ribbon. I drank a hal-pint of Bacardi Dark to the head and 2 captain and cokes. Started the night off with 5 pabst's out the fridge. I was hanging with this chick and it fucked up my game with this short tight puerta rican hottie. So I ditched the stupid cock-blocking hoe thinking I'd see honey again. After 3 bars, I finaly gave up. I couldn't find honey. So I'm at the final bar and this Sea Donkey-scallywag-booger-wolf bitch is bugging me. I can't be that drunk, so I ditch her. The night ends with some stupid fuck asking me if I'm the herb man, like I have dreads or a Bob Marley shirt on or something. I say nah, I dont have herb, go find the herb man. Everytime I walk past him he keeps asking, and honstly guys I don't smoke. So I say I can get you such and such for $20. He gives me the money, I walk out the back, go to Jack In the Box, and put $15 in the gas tank. Dude should have left me alone! Fuck him! :lol:

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