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SOMETHING I WISH I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR: Keg Head

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ETHREADZNY, Nov 24, 2002.

  1. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    http://totallyabsurd.com/keg_head.GIF'>


    US Patent 5,966,374* / Issued 1999
    Do you yearn to be the life of the party, the person that everyone wants to hang out with? Is being the center of attention your deepest desire? If so, then you need the Keg Head! This new indispensable dispenser of your favorite beverage is part hat and part keg, combined for your pleasure. Once the party begins, prepare to position yourself near the front door so you can greet thirsty guests with a big smile and a cool, quenching refreshment.

    Not for the timid, the Keg Head will keep you encircled with a parched party population all night long. But don't let that go to your head, they aren't there to get to know the inner you, it's the beer stupid!
     
  2. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
  3. mikro137

    mikro137 Guest

    ETHREADZNY you are a genius...

    dude i need one of these....
     
  4. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    nothing like going out with a bang. My neck has been supporting much weight anyways, because my mother says my head has been full of marbles.. yes sir, yes sir three bags full.
     
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