ETHREADZNY Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 http://totallyabsurd.com/keg_head.GIF'> US Patent 5,966,374* / Issued 1999 Do you yearn to be the life of the party, the person that everyone wants to hang out with? Is being the center of attention your deepest desire? If so, then you need the Keg Head! This new indispensable dispenser of your favorite beverage is part hat and part keg, combined for your pleasure. Once the party begins, prepare to position yourself near the front door so you can greet thirsty guests with a big smile and a cool, quenching refreshment. Not for the timid, the Keg Head will keep you encircled with a parched party population all night long. But don't let that go to your head, they aren't there to get to know the inner you, it's the beer stupid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 CRACK GOES YOUR NECK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 25, 2002 Share Posted November 25, 2002 ETHREADZNY you are a genius... dude i need one of these.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted November 25, 2002 Author Share Posted November 25, 2002 nothing like going out with a bang. My neck has been supporting much weight anyways, because my mother says my head has been full of marbles.. yes sir, yes sir three bags full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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