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somebody, help me fall asleep!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Oct 11, 2002.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    this insomnia is killing me..

    i heard of drinking a cup of warm milk, but i have no milk..i dont feel like cookin up some ramen and i have no sleeping pills..

    im about to eat a big ass meal cause i think it takes a lot of energy to digest food and im usually tired after eating, but i have seariously been tossing and turning all fuckin night.

    "what is it?", i ask myself. while laying in bed i think of this girl i wanna hook up with or the dream i had the night before [hopin that i can return to that dream]. it just doesnt work..i dont like my bed for some odd reason..its comfortble, but im stickin to the couch tonight..

    so plaese, if there is some sort of scientifical way to knock my ass out, build the list..

    i need sleep.
  2. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 112
  3. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    listen to talk radio -- works every time
  4. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    "my computer is trying to kill me"
  5. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i need a fan or something that makes a constant relaxing/boring ongoing sound..

    radios just fuck it up for me
  6. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    just leave your comp on then (if its in your room). but if you turn on the talk radio and turn the volume low it'll work
  7. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    the problem isnt the computer.... i have been tossing and turning for hours and im still wide awake.

    i lay in bed with all these thought saying "think of me, think of me."

    shit is irratating..talk radio just adds to the noise in my silent room.
  8. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    maybe just shoot yourself in the head then, i'm out of ideas.....

    FIST2CUFFS Member

    Joined: Sep 18, 2002 Messages: 454 Likes Received: 0
    i wouldn't know about sleep right now because of these hippies outside the federal building this morning. don't they know a bother is trying to sleep?
  10. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    just take nyquil. thats what i do.

    warm milk is good too. so is sex.
  11. Hank Parker

    Hank Parker Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Messages: 1,902 Likes Received: 0
    1/4th Rubbing Alcohol
    3/4ths Cranberry juice.

    You will go blind. But isn't that like sleeping, it's always dark!

    Try my other alternative...
    1/2 Turpintine
    1/2 Orange juice
  12. B_As_In_Bot

    B_As_In_Bot Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 7, 2000 Messages: 3,840 Likes Received: 11
    Drink some beers, swim some laps, chill in the spa, smoke a fat blunt to your head, call me in the morning.
  13. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    oh, believe me..........i believe you.
  14. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    Write something. "Free association writing" is what its called, right?
    Where you just sit there and write and write and write until your
    whole head is spilled on the paper? That works for me. Also turning some music on low and trying to write some poetry or something of
    that sort works. It may seem strange at first but it tires my mind enough
    for my body to follow.
  15. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Rub one out. Then it's sleepy time.

    i don't want to to end up like that dude that spent 86 hours online.