BluntedMonky Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 im really scared.....i dont know how this could of possibly happened........i went to sleep without socks and woke up with socks?......wtf shits freaky......i need an explanation..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 i came to your house and had an orgasm putting on your socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLESHEATER Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 stay away from the kiddie porn web-master slumber parties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 You put em on while you were half asleep because your feet were cold last night I do shit like that all the time. http://www.notmydesk.com/henchmen/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted December 26, 2002 Author Share Posted December 26, 2002 ^^^^^oh ok thats good.......i thought EVERYWERE put em on after sucking my toes.....but i guess not.....tanx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 you heard a knock in your dream.... so you answered the door, sleep walking. It was your next door neighbor. He said if you suck his dick he'll put some socks on your feet and tuck you in. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!CEBERG Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 :lol: nice play on my reply, has the whole Twilight Zone narrator delivery down quite nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 sometimes i wake up on the other side of my bed :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 You ever have that dream where you're dreaming of eating some pudding and then you wake up with a spoon in your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 maybe some big fat prison escapee came in and manhandled your snakey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 SHUT THE FUCK up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 angry: this isn't about the underscore is it? for real man, you're carazay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted December 26, 2002 Author Share Posted December 26, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT you heard a knock in your dream.... so you answered the door, sleep walking. It was your next door neighbor. He said if you suck his dick he'll put some socks on your feet and tuck you in. The end. (yawn)........that didnt even make sense.....cmon you can do better than that cant you?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Dirty_habiT's responses are hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 i fucked your mother in the ass so she put socks on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted December 26, 2002 Author Share Posted December 26, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- i fucked your mother in the ass so she put socks on you ow....gee im hurt....um my mom is like 50 so.......ahhh ewwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 i woke up today wiht some lint in my mouth... oh god no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Ahhh fuck, this is a funny thread. I like Moe Lester's response, and thanks for the support Mang..... ok, here's another possibility: You were really drunk at some tuperware party last night and you started doin all this crazy shit like dancin up on the table with your shirt unbuttoned.... anyway, at the end of the night you ended up with some hooker because she told you she was santa in hopes of stealing your wallet later. So, she turned out to be so bad ass of a hooker that she could put your socks on your feet WITH HER MOUTH!!!! Now, go check for your wallet and we'll know if this is what really happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 haha damn! how old ARE you habit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PHYNE Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT You ever have that dream where you're dreaming of eating some pudding and then you wake up with a spoon in your ass? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 OH NOOOOO.......my wallet is gone......fucking hooker.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Originally posted by most_blunted ow....gee im hurt....um my mom is like 50 so.......ahhh ewwwww assholes dont have age, except like really old ones cus its dry up in there and causes major chaffing on my johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 this thread reminds me of something that has happen to me before..... on time when i was going to europe.....my fucking plane got delayed and i had to stay at the airport foe the day and i alredy was traveling for like a day and i had no sleep at all....so i was sitting on the really uncofortable chairs and i started to fall asleep...but i kept getiing woken up by the people walking by so i barley could rest.....but then all of a sudden i just blacked out in a deep sleep.....when i woke up there were like 3 girls infront of me looking ta me......so i was looking back at them and all (they were hot...i felt like a pimp with them looking ta me and all:D )....so then this guy next to me goes "Are you okay".....i was like yea y.....he goes "well you were screaming and cusing at people while you were resting"....i go "Nooo"....he goes "Yeaaa"....im like "Shit"....nowonder those girls were loking at me.....:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialrocka4sho Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 a buncha times i woke up shirtless cus i musta got hot in my slumber ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 SOMETIMES I WAKE UP IN MY BED WITH MY DICK REALLY HARD ACTUALLY THATS EVERY MORNING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 that also reminds me of a story.. so then the girl said got milk and i said i do... and you all know the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 Originally posted by EveryWhere that also reminds me of a story.. so then the girl said got milk and i said i do... and you all know the rest you got her some milk from your fridge?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 THATS WHAT I WOULD OF DONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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