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I thought this was funny... These are actual signs that people have caught .....

 

 

1. TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

 

 

2. In a London department store:

 

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

 

 

3. In an office:

 

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

 

 

4. Outside a secondhand shop:

 

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOURWIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

 

 

5. Notice in health food shop window:

 

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

 

 

6. Seen during a conference:

 

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

 

 

7. Message on a leaflet:

 

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

 

 

8. On a repair shop door:

 

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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Originally posted by beer me

3. In an office:

 

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

 

 

4. Outside a secondhand shop:

 

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOURWIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

 

 

5. Notice in health food shop window:

 

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

 

8. On a repair shop door:

 

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 

All funny, there is this segment on a radio show I listen to it's called captain obvious and it points out all the stupid and obvious things that have been written on labels etc etc.

 

fucken pisser.

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