some one translate

someone please translate this into english

i said please

Una de las cuadrillas con mayor número de integrantes se hace llamar ‘BFS’ (cuyas siglas se desconocen), a la cual pertenecen aproximadamente 600 personas, y regularmente se localizan en el cruce de las calles Anémona y Tapioca.

A esta la sigue ‘La Quinta’ con 150, ‘SWK’ con 140, ‘Barrio Calaveras’ con 130 y los ‘Cobras’ con 100, de acuerdo a los datos emitidos por la corporación.

Las pandillas detectadas en algunas colonias de la ciudad tienen entre sus integrantes a un promedio de seis mujeres menores de edad, según las autoridades policiacas, y portan armas para defender lo que llaman su territorio.

El pasado 25 de marzo del 2002, Miriam Soledad Sáenz Acosta, de 14 años, fue asesinada a balazos aparentemente en un enfrentamiento entre grupos rivales de la zona.

Los pandilleros se disparan a distancias cortas, el motivo es la disputa por el territorio donde distribuyen drogas.

Los más involucrados en estas actividades ilícitas son las gangas conocidos como ‘Los Leones’, ‘Los Cacos’ y los ‘K13’, y cada uno recluta a por lo menos seis mujeres menores de edad, además, las pandillas ‘Labio Seco’ y ‘El Papalote’, dieron a conocer.

It's worth a shot....

One of the cuadrillas with greater number of integrantes is done to call ‘BFS’ (whose acronyms do not know), to which 600 persons belong approximately, and regularly are located in the crossing of the streets Anémona and Tapioca.

To this it follows it ‘The Fifth one’ with 150, ‘SWK’ with 140, ‘Neighborhood Skulls’ with 130 and the ‘you Collect’ with 100, according to the data emitted by the corporation.

The pandillas detected in some colonies of the city have among its integrantes to an average of six women under age, according to the authorities policiacas, and behave weapons to defend what call its territory.

The past 25 of March of the 2002, Miriam Solitude Sáenz puts to bed, of 14 years, was murdered to bullets apparently in an enfrentamiento among rival groups of the zone.

The pandilleros shoot to short distances, the motive is the dispute by the territory where distribute drugs.

The most they involved in these illicit activities are the known bargains as ‘The Lions’, ‘The Cacos’ and the ‘K13’, and each one recruits to at least six women under age, besides, the pandillas ‘Dry Lip’ and ‘The Papalote’, they brought to light

How long have you enjoyed sucking cobra cocks at the La Quinta Inn in Barrio Calaveras where all the thugged out kindergarden-grade 13 kids are?

your welcome.

tu mange merde rouge. et les ecreuilles c'est dans la poisonnaire. fu toi.

5 years of french in high school and thats all i learned. bless you madame belle. bless you.

actually that was in spanish

i found it at a newspapers web page

and

i kinda

found it

incredible

that a crew

would have more

than 600 members

how about babel.altavista.com?

One of the groups with greater number of members is made call BFS. (whose abbreviations are not known), to which approximately 600 people belong, and regularly Anemone and Tapioca are located in the crossing of the streets. This it follows La Villa with 150, SWK. with 140, Barrio Calaveras. with 130 and Cobras. with 100, according to the data emitted by the corporation. The gangs detected in some colonies of the city have between their members to an average of six minor women, according to the police authorities, and carry arms to defend what they call his territory. The past 25 of March of the 2002, Miriam Solitude Sáenz Acosta, of 14 years, was assassinated to shots apparently in a confrontation between rival groups of the zone. The gang members go off to short distances, the reason is the dispute by the territory where they distribute drugs. The most involved in these illicit activities Lions are the gangues known like Los, Los Thieves. and K13., and each one recruit to at least six minor women, in addition, the gangs Labio Dry. and El Papalote., presented.

translated it means.....

someone thinks youre gay....

sorry its my stupid gay joke for the day

Originally posted by dahighlifdhl

actually that was in spanish

i knew that, i just felt like flexing my french muscles.

no you didnt

dont lie

Originally posted by dahighlifdhl

Thank you Dirty, good job.

Oh, no problem, glad to help.

i didnt say that

wait

it was

a joke

to remind me

that i didnt thank you

for translating right?

No, what's sarcasm?

TRANSLATE THIS!

El seguidor de las carretas sigue solamente las cuales estan llenas de estiergol humano. Si no fuera por el gato de los palillos, todos estariemos riendonos de el hermitano que vive en mi oreja.

las ovejas tambien andan en bicicletas.

English (improper works best):

The smart are those who study hard and copy off of the smart kids papers which is a wise choice.

Translated to Chinese then back to English:

Intelligent is these studies is difficult and the duplication intelligent child paper is one wise choice.

Translated to Chinese, English, Korean, then back to English:

The indication study is difficult and duplex indication the child paper one is the selection which is wise.

Ok this is a very fun thing to do when you get bored, God knows that will never happen.

1. Make up a statement/question whatever, improper English and runons work best.

2. Translate it to another language then back to English using babel.

3. Laugh uncontrollably at your new proverb.

4. Optional: post it here.

El seguidor de las carretas sigue solamente las cuales estan llenas de estiergol humano. Si no fuera por el gato de los palillos, todos estariemos riendonos de el hermitano que vive en mi oreja.

las ovejas tambien andan en bicicletas.

The road travler follows the one which are of full of human shit.

If not for the cat with the toothpicks, we would all be laughing at the hermit that lives in my ear

sheep travel in bicycles too

Originally posted by dahighlifdhl

El seguidor de las carretas sigue solamente las cuales estan llenas de estiergol humano. Si no fuera por el gato de los palillos, todos estariemos riendonos de el hermitano que vive en mi oreja.

 

las ovejas tambien andan en bicicletas.

 

 

 

The road travler follows the one which are of full of human shit.

If not for the cat with the toothpicks, we would all be laughing at the hermit that lives in my ear

 

sheep travel in bicycles too

close but no cigar,

the follower of wagons follows on the ones wich are filled with human excrament. If it wasnt for the the cat of the toothpicks, we would all be laughing at the hermit who lives in my ear.

sheep also go on bicycles.