Guest chicken bone Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 hey check it out brotha- make sure to do this when a girl is ALONE (this hightens the chance of her catching your subliminal messages)..in the room with you, you can also practice in the mirror. i call it the pipping pecker. so unzip your pants and let your penis hang out. now either fold your arms Mr. T style or put your hands on both sides of your waist jolly green giant style. now sharply jut left to right as fast as you can (begginers should start slow and build up moment) so that your balls make that floppng sound (you know when your running around in your boxers it goes flop flop)and your penis is sort of shaking around. by now this girl should notice and get the idea and proceed to either offer to perform oral sex on you or ask if you want to "make fuck". its a mega turn on too. thanks for listening and i hope you try it. ------------------ chicken bone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsel.ufd Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 thanx playa ,play on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 pimp strong till the reason gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofu Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 So THAT'S why I'm still a a virgin!!!!!! Alllllriiiiiight!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 yeah i tried that today! court in two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 hahahahahahaHA That's sometimes what my boyfriend does when I'm being stubborn, and he hasn't gotten any in a few days. hehehehe oh the mental image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 man, sometimes i'll do that when im alone, just to practice ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*mojo-jojoh * Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 ha!just suck your own and they flip... ------------------ its better than jacking off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 someone else try it first and tell us if it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by *see-phore*: yeah i tried that today! court in two weeks. hhahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahaqhaa ghahahahhaha gghghahhahahahaa nyah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 that was awesome seephore... you beat me to it... wait that doesnt sound right... http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//eek.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 my girlfriend loves that move...another good one is to get totally butt naked and hang your shirt off your penis then just chase her around...if that doesnt get her dripping nothing will ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 youre right boogie, your girlfriend does love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 ha ha...brick brick brick...how mask be against your girls ass... just jokin boogie.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 you beat me to it... wait that doesnt sound right... hahahahahahahahadfarhah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 yes. very arrousing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 11, 2001 Share Posted August 11, 2001 Originally posted by maskoner: youre right boogie, your girlfriend does love it. damn you....rat bastard ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyHofa Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 the best girl advice i ever got was to trick them into fingering them selves in front of you. that's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 flap around kids style.fuck the sluty ass hoes. i like to do something called frapping. thats were you get them on they knees and smack them in the cheecks with my cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 guyvin! ------------------ http://www.angelfire.com/ri/misc01/images/animatefrink.gif'> WITH AN EDGE SO STRONG IT CAN'T BE BROKEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 http://www.wfu.edu/~berryl/005_2a_1.jpg'> "sounds like a bad plan" ------------------ $$$666MAKROS666$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest goreguts Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 This is kind of off the topic, but still works well. When someones passed out unzip your pants and hang a hot dog out of it(hopefully you have some ft. long weiners in the fridge). proceed to slap em' in the face with it until they wake up. Results vary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted August 12, 2001 Share Posted August 12, 2001 just walk up to her to talk to her and if she walks away or spits in your face keep talking so if anyone saw it theyll just think you nuts and they wont make fun of you cause you just got rejected.(ps.screeming,swearing,jumping jacks,dancing all help make you look crazy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 13, 2001 Share Posted August 13, 2001 Paint a happy face on the head of the dick, then wake up your sleeping girlfriend by slapping her face with it. She'll open her eyes and freak out when she sees your dick staring at her, then she'll laugh and give you a blowjob. I swear, it works like a charm, and I don't have the slightest idea why. Oh, and rub off the ink before she gets down. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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