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who the fuck does that? more importantly who let this person into a kitchen in the first place? i wish i would have know this ahead of time. i probably would have gone with a sandwich or maybe a fresh piece of dog shit.

 

awesome

 

p.s.-this is what comes up when you google image "crappy salad"

 

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i agree. watching baseball is very much like eating a crappy salad. what a shitty sport.

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

i had a chicken ceasar salad wrap at kfc

 

what a waste of money, that shit was like 95% withered lettuce and the little chicken it did have didnt look natural, it was cut up into these almost too perfect cubes, oh and they didnt have enough dressing

 

that shit was dry as a motherfucker, ya feel me?

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

Baseball is the best sport you can ever go to see live but hate on TV - outside in the sub' date=' drinking beer and screaming curses at players with families 5 feet away from you...[/quote']yes yes yes

 

 

truly the only time i ever really enjoy baseball is in person

 

 

 

on t.v. it is boring as shit

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

Well..You're not alone.

 

I just got back from getting my lunch (open faced meatloaf sandwich) and the fuckin hamburger is still a little pink..

 

I'm going for the kill anyway, because I'm fucking starving.

 

Pray for me.

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO

who the fuck eats salads anyways

pussy

 

Those of us that don't want to die from heart disease at 40, that's who.

 

 

 

Salads are so good....esp with avocado, feta, cherry tomatoes and cumcumber over a bed of fresh greens with some homemade mayo/olive oil/balsamic dressing.

 

wonk saggin----------------->Lens5-10

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

seriously. i dont see a lot of obese people tearing into salads on a daily basis.

 

 

i will definitely eat a meduim steak like its my job but im not going base my diet around it.

 

 

you guys probably wreck bathrooms.

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

I have to have at least some form of vegetable everyday....like today, which will consist of a big bowl of pho liberally dosed with basil and bean sprouts.....uhmmmmmmmmmm

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

seriously. i dont see a lot of obese people tearing into salads on a daily basis.

 

 

i will definitely eat a meduim steak like its my job but im not going base my diet around it.

 

 

you guys probably wreck bathrooms.

 

i see many fat people eating salads. except they are those huge jumbo salads. or that salad from wendy's that has chile in it. its usally those fat teacher lookin women who are self consious cause some black student called them fat.

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

I love the title of this thread.

 

 

and the only salads i ever see fat people eating are buried in meat, dressing, croutons and more meat. It's as if they are terrified of actually having to taste the lettuce

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Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

 

how is'a cobb an chef salad not a

fucking salad????

 

hahaha....outrage!

 

i guess technically they are salads. as far as what i think of when picking up a salad (healthy and light) those fuckers arent even on the radar.

 

ill rephrase the salad statement.

 

"in the wild world of boogie hands there three salads that do not count as salads.

 

cobb

chef

steak"

 

i mean...technically McShakers are salads too.

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