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some fucking mungoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, May 22, 2006.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    who the fuck does that? more importantly who let this person into a kitchen in the first place? i wish i would have know this ahead of time. i probably would have gone with a sandwich or maybe a fresh piece of dog shit.

    awesome

    p.s.-this is what comes up when you google image "crappy salad"

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    i agree. watching baseball is very much like eating a crappy salad. what a shitty sport.
     
  2. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    BOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO
    who the fuck eats salads anyways
    pussy
     
  3. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    i had a chicken ceasar salad wrap at kfc

    what a waste of money, that shit was like 95% withered lettuce and the little chicken it did have didnt look natural, it was cut up into these almost too perfect cubes, oh and they didnt have enough dressing

    that shit was dry as a motherfucker, ya feel me?
     
  4. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    I found a long ass red hair in my ceasar. I almost swallowed that shit TWICE. /no deto
     
  5. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    salads are deal for more reasons than i have time to mention.
     
  6. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    well played.

    im going to bring back the golf clap for that one.
     
  7. LIVERWURST*

    LIVERWURST* Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 10, 2001 Messages: 3,590 Likes Received: 66
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    Baseball is the best sport you can ever go to see live but hate on TV - outside in the sub, drinking beer and screaming curses at players with families 5 feet away from you...
     
  8. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    yes yes yes


    truly the only time i ever really enjoy baseball is in person



    on t.v. it is boring as shit
     
  9. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    Well..You're not alone.

    I just got back from getting my lunch (open faced meatloaf sandwich) and the fuckin hamburger is still a little pink..

    I'm going for the kill anyway, because I'm fucking starving.

    Pray for me.
     
  10. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    [​IMG]

    this is what comes up on google when you type in "fucking cry baby"
     
  11. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....


    Co-signed.
    Someone post that "Waaah-bulance" flick.
     
  12. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    Those of us that don't want to die from heart disease at 40, that's who.



    Salads are so good....esp with avocado, feta, cherry tomatoes and cumcumber over a bed of fresh greens with some homemade mayo/olive oil/balsamic dressing.

    wonk saggin----------------->Lens5-10
     
  13. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    seriously. i dont see a lot of obese people tearing into salads on a daily basis.


    i will definitely eat a meduim steak like its my job but im not going base my diet around it.


    you guys probably wreck bathrooms.
     
  14. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    I have to have at least some form of vegetable everyday....like today, which will consist of a big bowl of pho liberally dosed with basil and bean sprouts.....uhmmmmmmmmmm
     
  15. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    Re: some fucking mongoloid put iceberg lettuce in my caesar salad....

    Only lettuce I ever get is in my taco bell
     
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