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Some assistance with my Halloween costume

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Oct 13, 2004.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I need help with my Halloween costume. I really didn't want to describe the entire thing, but I suppose I have to in order to get help constructing it.


    Here's the idea: the costume is for two people. My woman wears a hospital gown and puts something underneath to make her look pregnant. I wear a tight, little kid's shirt and a diaper I make [out of white bed sheets, maybe?] That part we can take care of.

    Here's the tough part, though: we want to use a 10-foot length of tubing to connect us - an umbilical cord. The tubing will connect with my stomach through a small hole I cut in my shirt; the tubing will connect with my woman up her hospital gown, preferably coming from in between her legs [see attached image; we have no arms].

    A few things to take into consideration:
    • it has to be easily detachable. We're going to be drinking a lot in a public place, so going to the bathroom together over and over is out of the question.
    • since she'll be wearing a hospital gown, the tubing has to be connected to her in such a manner that it won't constantly be lifting the gown upwards. Maybe her connection will need to be angled downward and connected to her thigh somehow?
    • I want the tube to connect to me through a hole in my shirt directly over my belly button. That said, my shirt is going to be really tight, so whatever I wear underneath will likely be visible. Thus, whatever I use to connect the tube can't be too bulky or oversized. *edit -- ilovedrunk just told me to wear a shirt so small that my midriff is exposed, thus working the "gay baby" angle. This sounds fucking awesome, but how would I connect the tube to myself? Something else to take into consideration.
    Any help would be appreciated. And, yes, I thought of this on my own.
     
  2. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

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    this thing sounds incredibly sexual being connected to someone through a tube? yea!
     
  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    The name of the costume is "The Miracle of Life."
     
  4. FreightHunter241*

    FreightHunter241* Junior Member

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    depends on what kind of tube your using ford the cord...
     
  5. trackstand

    trackstand Senior Member

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  6. sarahyoulose

    sarahyoulose Senior Member

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    ^^^^^
    actually .. for a guy... thats really nice printing...
    unless of course.. that was FORCED neatness....
     
  7. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    No, that's about normal. I have nice handwriting.


    Re: the kind of tubing - any ideas? I live near a Home Depot, so I was planning on walking over there and strolling around the store to see what they have. It obviously has to be rather flexible, i.e., the walls of the tubing can't be too thick.
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    clothes dryer exhaust hoses are flexible, but about 6" diameter
     
  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

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    Potential idea from ilovedrunk --

    Connect together 10 feet of panty hose leggings, run a rope through the middle, and stuff the panty hose. It'd look realistic and I wouldn't have to worry about the tube being too stiff/lifting up her gown.
     
  10. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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    how about a vaccumn cleaner hose, i think i've seen them in bulk somewhere, like in a spool, you could put a wire inside for the straight portion
     
  11. FreightHunter241*

    FreightHunter241* Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 172 Likes Received: 0
    "you could put a wire inside for the straight portion "
    yea i was thinkin it would be easy to just put a close hanger or somethin inside it to keep it straight.
     
  12. Kablam!

    Kablam! Guest

    yah bro! Sick handstyle! i like those characters, give them some more features though, and take some more time on your shading. Also, arrows are played out.
    P.S. fuck the cord dude, it is way too complicated. People are going to be tripping over it and running into it and stuff, good idea though.
     
  13. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

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    :lol:
     
  14. ilovedrunk

    ilovedrunk Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2003 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 1
    i still think you need to work on the attatchment idea... having the cord go through a shirt and into your belly is uber unrealistic...
    if anything you need to wear some kind of tights yourself and have the cord attatch to the tights... skin colored tights (although im not sure they make "ultra pastie" fleshtone tights) and have the cord attatch to them... that OR you could have the diaper come above your belly button... and wear some kind of harness and attatch the cord to that... or just wrap it around your pee pee and everyone will be pulling on the cord and your peepee and it will be yours and mealzies secret... well and mine too.... im thinking you need a HUGE passey, bottle, bonnet, bib, and how sweet would it be to figure out some idea for a carriage or stroller... some velcro or something is in order for the costume also... seeing as one of you is going to have to go pee/poo at somepoint in the night..

    emily got her sword a pair of sai and a chinese star this weekend...
     
  15. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

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    This is funny because at first it thought Kabar had posted this.
     
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