Gunm Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 I was at a day party in San Francisco up in the cutties and after an afternoon of beverages and pipe-weed, I needed to go take a whizz. I made my way through some bushes and into a grove of trees where I made a drunken decree to myself that "this tree here will make a suitable receptacle for my hot torrent of urine!" Next minute, some hippie who was pissing behind another tree closeby pokes his head out and says "Hey man, that tree is a valuable piece of life. Don't harsh on it." You know those little retorts that pop up in your mind an hour later that make you go "shit, i wish i had thought of that then!" ? Well, i got one right then and there. I tell the hippie... "You're right, that tree is valuable. I bet it would make a great banister for my staircase at home." Ha ha ha, Hippie got all worked up and stormed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 wow that's cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Originally posted by LENS "You're right, that tree is valuable. I bet it would make a great banister for my staircase at home." hey did ya go to the art show on capp on sat? i didnt go. i didnt even leave the house! there was a house party down the street that i was invited to....a homegirl but i didnt want to even go. i felt so anti-social on sat. PEZ's art was shown though, i ran into him last week and he tried to make me go but ehhhhhhhhhh......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 YOUR DA BOMB EXPLOSION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 KeWl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 3 out of 4 doctors agree that 1 out of 4 doctors is an idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Close please. http://fusionanomaly.net/christopherwalkenbrainstorm.jpg'> this man would agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 good job. i didn't know hippies had the DNA required to be pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE KeWl hahahaha definatly kewl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 what about what he was pissing on?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 This story would be great if: Originally posted by LENS "You're right, that tree is valuable. unlike you" and pee on the hippy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 16, 2004 Author Share Posted August 16, 2004 Originally posted by crave what about what he was pissing on?? I think because I lurched up to my tree and yelled at it before i started to whizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Re: Re: So Yesterday i Pissed off a hippie Originally posted by Tesseract pee on the hippy This would have been the way to go, unless you were on a balcony of some sort and would have been able to shit on the hippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Originally posted by ODS-1 Close please. http://fusionanomaly.net/christopherwalkenbrainstorm.jpg'> this man would agree. u realy gotta change that sig. with all those colors...its the most gayest thing i have ever seen.... http://fusionanomaly.net/christopherwalkenbrainstorm.jpg'> this man would agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 "Don't harsh on it." heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 hahaha....yeah,well I went downtown and pissed off the whole "skater crew" by making fun of thier no style tight jeans wearin' Jim Greco wannabes.....this one kid got heated and started talkin' shit to me and then I threw my 32oz Mountain Dew in his face....he just stood there and none of his friends did shit either. I swear,everyone around here looks like the 1,898,687,475,354 member of The Ramones-no wonder Krylon made a color called "Stonewashed Denim"---I'd like to hang 'em from tree by thier white-spiked belts.....and if this comment offends you for some reason---good...cause I don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Shit......... I'm military so I just stand next to a hippie and stupid arguements start flying me.... and maybe an random hacky sack now and then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 Originally posted by 455 I threw my 32oz Mountain Dew in his face hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 You should of harshed all over his leg.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT THREAD IF IT WAS TITLED: 'SO YESTERDAY I PISSED ON A HIPPIE' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 pissing on, and pissing off hippies is highly amusing, however, i cant seem to find enough hippies to piss off/on. damn. arizona is not a hippie rich environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/IIPlakata/%caLisitski1.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 dood i hate fuckin hippies should have curb stomped him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doesntcrush Posted August 17, 2004 Share Posted August 17, 2004 haha theres only a few places you get fuckin hippiers like that. berkeley and sf. ferhser i know all bout those fucker. i wish i could burn there greasy ass mop haircuts and woven ponchos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trampled Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Maybe it was just me, but when I was in sf, i didn't see alot of hippies except in that big park that i cant remember the name of at the end of haight. but then again i was blindingly drunk for most of the time. so who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 i like to sell drugs to hippies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by GamblersGrin "Don't harsh on it." heh *edit, Forgot to mention, I liked the story. Lens one, championof blacks, opposer of sandal wearers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 i thought hippies werent supposed to get pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 18, 2004 Share Posted August 18, 2004 I just remembered a couple of years ago when I was at this rich kid’s house. I got all drunk and pissed off, so I made fun of the kid’s biological mother for being an alcoholic native lesbian that killed herself. Haha, this guy just politely asked me to leave, even though he was a fucking prick that outweighed me by a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 18, 2004 Author Share Posted August 18, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob *edit, Forgot to mention, I liked the story. Lens one, championof blacks, opposer of sandal wearers. Ha ha, champion of blacks? Look, all i did was kick some ass and they were down with watching me do it. But yeah, the sandal wearer was a douschebag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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