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So Yesterday i Pissed off a hippie

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Aug 16, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    I was at a day party in San Francisco up in the cutties and after an afternoon of beverages and pipe-weed, I needed to go take a whizz.
    I made my way through some bushes and into a grove of trees where I made a drunken decree to myself that "this tree here will make a suitable receptacle for my hot torrent of urine!"

    Next minute, some hippie who was pissing behind another tree closeby pokes his head out and says

    "Hey man, that tree is a valuable piece of life. Don't harsh on it."

    You know those little retorts that pop up in your mind an hour later that make you go "shit, i wish i had thought of that then!" ? Well, i got one right then and there. I tell the hippie...

    "You're right, that tree is valuable. I bet it would make a great banister for my staircase at home."

    Ha ha ha, Hippie got all worked up and stormed off.
     
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  3. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 2
    hey did ya go to the art show on capp on sat? i didnt go. i didnt even leave the house! there was a house party down the street that i was invited to....a homegirl but i didnt want to even go. i felt so anti-social on sat. PEZ's art was shown though, i ran into him last week and he tried to make me go but ehhhhhhhhhh.........
     
  4. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

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    YOUR DA BOMB EXPLOSION
     
  5. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

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  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    3 out of 4 doctors agree that 1 out of 4 doctors is an idiot
     
  7. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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    Close please.
    http://fusionanomaly.net/christopherwalkenbrainstorm.jpg'>
    this man would agree.
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    good job. i didn't know hippies had the DNA required to be pissed off.
     
  9. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    hahahaha definatly kewl
     
  10. crave

    crave Veteran Member

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    what about what he was pissing on??
     
  11. This story would be great if:

    and pee on the hippy
     
  12. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

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    I think because I lurched up to my tree and yelled at it before i started to whizz.
     
  13. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Re: Re: So Yesterday i Pissed off a hippie

    This would have been the way to go, unless you were on a balcony of some sort and would have been able to shit on the hippy.
     
  14. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
     
  15. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

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    "Don't harsh on it." heh
     
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