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so when i said i was an accountant, yall thought i was bullshit'n right?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Sep 20, 2003.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    seeks dont lie. infact, i get promotions after only three weeks wiith the company. holler. today they gave me an office. shits hillarious. i sit there with my books, going over numbers, deciding who get's literally 100,000 bonuses and shit. well, i dont decide, but i impliment them. if you were a broker for my company, i could add thousands of dollars to your monthly income, just 'on the love' as they say.
    but you're not, so i wont.
    this coming week i'll begin 'operation congo' where i try and order as many plants as i possibly can, to fill up every piece of unused space in the office.
    i'll keep you posted.

    ps, i won 50 bucks at the casino playing roulette tonight.
    always bet on black.
  2. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14

    hahaha nice
  3. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    Dude, seriously, you gotta let me in on this whole "easy-career" thing. Shit's rediculous.
  4. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    You're like Kramer. I'm willing to pay for you to be my mentor....
  5. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    jesus christ, seeking...you've got alot of backed up work piled on your desk...see what 12oz does to you? do you see?

    haha. nice office. "can i please have my stapler back?"
  6. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    nice little cage you've got there, with window and everything. . so people can watch you work.
  7. TresOne

    TresOne Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 447 Likes Received: 2
    ^^ Hahahahaha

    That's some fine office-furniture you've been handed. But you're right - plants would be bangin'.
  8. keep

    keep Guest

    i think id try and figure out a way to add that shit to my check, just have a plane ticket ready in case they catch on
  9. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    so do you have a door? if i was in my own office id lock the door all day so no one could bother me, i can only work when no ones bugging me. although id probably end up loading counter strike on the computer and play that for hours.

    how can you stand having stacks of paper like that, just towering around you. that shit would depress me to no end. how long does it take for you to get through a stack like that?
    are you ever gonna stick with one job for life?
  10. MagatsuTaito

    MagatsuTaito Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    wow, thats amazing. now lets look at something else.
  11. MagatsuTaito

    MagatsuTaito Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    who really does. i dont understand why someone would feel that they need to make a thread about how they said they were an accountant and people thought he was lying. just to prove that he's an accountant i mean who really cares? what a waste.

    Seeking, i ask you. Do you feel so worthless in your life that you have to seek reassurance or get props from a bunch of dudes on the internet.
    If so, i feel sorry for you.

    peace, Magatsutaito
  12. ^
    Starting several threads on blowjobs like you did is alot better, right?

    Seek you rock in that box... Get that paper.
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    europe did you delete my post?
  14. MagatsuTaito

    MagatsuTaito Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2003 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    Well lets see now. I was asking a question to see if people liked blowjobs more than sex not trying to get reassurance from a bunch of guys on the internet that im cool coz i have a career as an accountant. so yeah, i guess if you really think about it. it is a lot better especially since im not trying to prove anything
  15. $360

    $360 Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 2, 2002 Messages: 2,600 Likes Received: 1
    nice cube seeking, but seriously. you need some images on youre wall there.

    blank walls=blank minds

    *i cant spell*