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if you care to hear a story read on, if not oh well.

 

so two friends and myself head down to newport friday night

i drive the ghetto van i purchased a few days ago

we get some food, hit some bars and when last call comes up we head home

 

well anyway, we get to fullerton

and the stupid van runs out of gas, in the fast lane of the freeway

not good. i cant get it to move,

and my one friend has already gotten out and ran to the other side of the freeway

leaving me trying to start the van

and move it over to the other side with my other friend passed out in the back

cars are zooming by not more than a foot away

honking at me like i can do anything about the situation

 

i say fuck it, grab my friend out of the back and run to the side of the freeway.

 

we called the police and then

we then played the waiting game for the next few minutes as cars zoomed swerved and skidded by the van

finally a brand new civic went right into the back of it going about 80

the whole front end of her car breaks apart as it goes spinning across the freeway

just then another car hits the van and spins off to hit the civic too

both girls get out of their cars amazingly not injured

 

then the cops show up.

they start questioning everybody

and they put me through all the dui tests, i pass them all with flying colors

but when i take the breatalizer it reads .08

still legal but barely

my friends get to go home, as well as the two girls

(im pretty sure one of them was shit faced drunk)

but anyhow i get cuffed and thrown in the back of the cruiser

 

long story short, i spent the weekend in LA county jail

only to be released tonite with a charge of reckless driving

how i got that, i have no fucking idea

i wasnt even driving the damned van when it got hit

 

so now i have to go to court in a few days

and have no more van, seeing as how its totaled

 

what a fun life i lead.

r.i.p ghettostar

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Originally posted by When

i was suppose to go see kill bill v2 this weekend

but even if i hadnt of been locked up,

i still havent seen the first one

so seeing v2 might be kind of pointless

 

Yeah well get the DVD. You'll ruin it if you see part 2 first.

 

People who see part 2 first should be slapped repeatedly.

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Originally posted by Pinup

 

What do you suppose your chances are in court ?

 

i know my names not when, but from what he said he wasnt driving so chances are he will get off scout free, i have a feeling the wreckless driving charge was just "red tape" i mean the cops had to charge him with something and theres no charge for having your car break down.

 

he passes all the tests including the breath test, once the judge heres all these factors he should be off scout free, its just all the hassles thats a pain in the ass.

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yea im very glad no one was injured

 

and as fat bastard said

they couldnt just let me go

so thats why i got jailed and charged with reckless driving

 

it should all get dropped

or reduced to pretty much nothing

 

i doubt im at fault for the other accidents either

i mean shit, if they couldnt see my hazards from over 400 feet away,

thats just fucking rediculous

 

i didnt have full coverage, so the van is a wash

but oh well, ill buy a new project

have my eyes on a 60's imperial

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That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous. It's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

 

Jackie's your man.

Glad to hear you're ok holmes. I hate to say it, but since no one was hurt....I wish you guys had a video camera and had taped the whole scene. That would have been spectacular!

 

That shit should get dropped pretty easily. I got a C & I (careless and imprudent)...that shit got dropped so quickly it wasn't even funny. I think maybe I spent two-fitty gettin it fixed.

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-Went swimming

-Had delicious Italian dinner

-Drank with my best-friend

-Went to a fancy bar with my best-friend

-Met a really cute guy. I lost him and forgot what he looked like. Oh well.

-Drank some more.

-Had 3 hour sleep. Went on a boat ride.

-Went swimming again.

-Got an awesome tan.

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-Impromptu party at my house on Friday. Drank heavily till sunup.

 

-Watched the Klitschko/Sanders fight at my house with a couple of homies. Funniest goddamn fight I've seen in a long time. Drank a bit.

 

-Went to the races at 8:00 AM, had first Heineken at 9:30 AM. My friend somehow duped security into believing he was one of the drivers, so we snuck in the car and an ice cooler loaded to the tits with beer. By 5:00 PM I had eighteen beers in my stomach, by 7:00 I was hungover as fuck.

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Originally posted by When

if you care to hear a story read on, if not oh well.

 

so two friends and myself head down to newport friday night

i drive the ghetto van i purchased a few days ago

we get some food, hit some bars and when last call comes up we head home

 

well anyway, we get to fullerton

and the stupid van runs out of gas, in the fast lane of the freeway

not good. i cant get it to move,

and my one friend has already gotten out and ran to the other side of the freeway

leaving me trying to start the van

and move it over to the other side with my other friend passed out in the back

cars are zooming by not more than a foot away

honking at me like i can do anything about the situation

 

i say fuck it, grab my friend out of the back and run to the side of the freeway.

 

we called the police and then

we then played the waiting game for the next few minutes as cars zoomed swerved and skidded by the van

finally a brand new civic went right into the back of it going about 80

the whole front end of her car breaks apart as it goes spinning across the freeway

just then another car hits the van and spins off to hit the civic too

both girls get out of their cars amazingly not injured

 

then the cops show up.

they start questioning everybody

and they put me through all the dui tests, i pass them all with flying colors

but when i take the breatalizer it reads .08

still legal but barely

my friends get to go home, as well as the two girls

(im pretty sure one of them was shit faced drunk)

but anyhow i get cuffed and thrown in the back of the cruiser

 

long story short, i spent the weekend in LA county jail

only to be released tonite with a charge of reckless driving

how i got that, i have no fucking idea

i wasnt even driving the damned van when it got hit

 

so now i have to go to court in a few days

and have no more van, seeing as how its totaled

 

what a fun life i lead.

r.i.p ghettostar

 

 

hey dawg... you live around my way... the 57 is a hell hole of a freeway... i gotta drive that every morning... ppl are fucking nuts on that freeway

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i left work late friday, after 9...i went to the bar...

 

apparently ....

 

i passed out in front of the opera house.

the police took me to the er where i was unruly.

at about 5 am i broke out of my restraints.

the nurse told me my blood alcohol was 2.40

wtf.

 

saturday i went to look for my bike and wallet

i found the bike

and ran into some friends who were going to paint

i left the bike again and joined em.

 

after, i returned to the bike and went to the last bar to look for the wallet

which had been recovered by the bartender in the bathroom.

then i finally ate some food

and went home to sleep.

 

nothing planned.

a weird combination of incredibly lucky, horrible, and awesome

 

one for the memoirs.

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Sounds like When and !@#$% had some crazy weekends....

 

 

I had some fun.

 

  • Made pink cupcakes that looked like boobies for friends Birthday party
  • Drank juice on the beach
  • Wore toga and drank wine at the hotel party
  • Filmed "Shiek v.s Greek" wrestling match ( TT Boy in a pillowcase turban vs. friend in sheet toga)
  • Went to some lame bar
  • Relaxed at home/ bought bread and oranges
  • Went to a pretty cool bar
  • Drew some pictures

 

I need to get a tan...

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worked overtime all weekend due to the fact that our new store is 2 weeks behind on the setup and we open in 3 days.

 

Sunday night: picked up my associate at 1130 and proceeded to get retarded drunk, invite the party back to his house and pick fights with the random strangers at his place.

sleep for 2 hours, wake up and drive home thinking, "Damn, its 11:30 a.m. and i'm still drunk"

 

Oh yeah, altercations outside the bar also took place. I think i punched a bouncer in the face.

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Originally posted by When

if you care to hear a story read on, if not oh well.

 

so two friends and myself head down to newport friday night

i drive the ghetto van i purchased a few days ago

we get some food, hit some bars and when last call comes up we head home

 

well anyway, we get to fullerton

and the stupid van runs out of gas, in the fast lane of the freeway

not good. i cant get it to move,

and my one friend has already gotten out and ran to the other side of the freeway

leaving me trying to start the van

and move it over to the other side with my other friend passed out in the back

cars are zooming by not more than a foot away

honking at me like i can do anything about the situation

 

i say fuck it, grab my friend out of the back and run to the side of the freeway.

 

we called the police and then

we then played the waiting game for the next few minutes as cars zoomed swerved and skidded by the van

finally a brand new civic went right into the back of it going about 80

the whole front end of her car breaks apart as it goes spinning across the freeway

just then another car hits the van and spins off to hit the civic too

both girls get out of their cars amazingly not injured

 

then the cops show up.

they start questioning everybody

and they put me through all the dui tests, i pass them all with flying colors

but when i take the breatalizer it reads .08

still legal but barely

my friends get to go home, as well as the two girls

(im pretty sure one of them was shit faced drunk)

but anyhow i get cuffed and thrown in the back of the cruiser

 

long story short, i spent the weekend in LA county jail

only to be released tonite with a charge of reckless driving

how i got that, i have no fucking idea

i wasnt even driving the damned van when it got hit

 

so now i have to go to court in a few days

and have no more van, seeing as how its totaled

 

what a fun life i lead.

r.i.p ghettostar

 

57 or the 91? and if it was fullerton why did you go to la county and not theo lacy? sucks either way...

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I'm sorry When... our legal system sucks pretty bad. Just be glad you or your friend weren't in the van when it got hit.... and I don't think a little jail ever hurt anyone, hell, maybe it even did some good, did you learn your lesson about wreckless running out of gas?

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Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

did you learn your lesson about wreckless running out of gas?

 

Yea, when you're on the highway runnin on E it's best to drive it

the right lane.

 

But that's definately some crazy shit When. Good to hear nobody

got injured in such a crazy situation...especially the people in that

Civic.

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Friday- Finished work straight over pub till 12ish, then proceeded to a club till 2am Got a munch then went to a next club till 6am..Got home zzzzzzzzzzzz..

 

Saturday- kinda lazy had a BBQ and relaxed..

 

 

Sunday-Saw Shawn Of The Dead, went bar then to this Aussie place the Walkabout then onto a club we`re mates sister got fucked on pills so we looked after her and her boyfriend who was also fucked talking to a brickwall for 2 hours..When she awoke 4 hours later went back to her boyfriends pub and proceeded to drink till 6am monday morning..Slept in pub woke up kinda late, managed to get into work for 2pm, boss wasn`t too happy as I start at 8am..Oh well

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responses in somewhat of an order

forgive me ive been drinking

 

-arcel- its nothing new, and i got respect because of who i know

 

-steve austin- jackie childs is the man

and please belive i wish it was on video

 

-kilo- the dali lama is a bitter bitch

 

-sarcasm- you know it

 

-!@#$%- word the fuck up

 

-ink loony- indeed.

 

-effyou- punching a bouncer is never a good thing, atleast around here

 

-johnny lode- i havent a fucking clue why they took me to LAC

 

-dirty- no, i plan on reckless running out of gas again

its my rebellion against gas prices

 

-360- yes the ghettostar died a horrid death

 

-tease- go suck a dick

 

-c4- bbqs are always a good time, what were the eats like?

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