SilentBob Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 I was walking home from university, sleep deprived and bitter, when some random young girl stopped me infront a bunch of her friends. Our conversation went roughly as follows her: Hi me: hello her: how are you? me: ok thanks her: so um how old are you? me: 20, why ? do you want me to buy you some ciggerettes or something? her: no, I'm just saying hi me: well... hi her: so , will you fuck me ? me: :eek: her: :D ;) me: its a nice thought, but no, not right now her: well, can I atleast suck you penis? please? me: I'm pretty small, the chances are your already sucking my penis and just don't know it * phone rings* her: is that your girlfriend ? me: no, actually its my dad... so shut up while I talk to him her: *shuts up* me: *finishes talking and hangs up* her: so um, can we atleast swap numbers so I can suck your penis another time? me: look, this has been fun, but I'm really tired and this joke is getting old.. I'm going to go, have a nice night. her: I CAN"T BELIEVE YOUR LEAVING ME !!! AFTER ALL WE"VE BEEN THROUGH *pretends to cry* me: *laughs and walks off* I'm used to being the one doing random and immature things. It was a pleasant change being the victim. If any of you have similar stories where you have done / been subjected to random behaviour feel free to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 you snoozed asshole. *just kidding. most men would probably have given in to it. how old 15? 14? if you were mexican you would marry her. but when will you ever get the opportunity again to have a girl offer you a bj? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifesuksdie Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 .................no comment:nope: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 u suck dude...turnin down sum pussy and tellin her u got a small penis http://forumspam.articblue.nl/user_related/fag/images/0163.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 that girl probably had a horrible std, better to have just walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 i find it hysterical that she was refering to it as penis and not cock or dick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-J.Handsome- Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 :nope: should of got the hummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackSeatBebe Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Originally posted by Gat:Bush how old 15? 14? if you were mexican you would marry her. HAhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahhahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 too funny. it would have ended one of these ways: a) you pull it out and she yells somehting like 'BUUURN!' and all her friend laugh. B) you pull it out and her actualy 28 year old hick boyfriend beats your ass. c) you pull it out and the cops sting you d) you pull it out, she does the deed, then stalks you untill you're dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARSdealer Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE that girl probably had a horrible std, better to have just walked away. are you kidding, thats all the more reason to stay, i mean you only live once.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy E Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Originally posted by SARSdealer are you kidding, thats all the more reason to stay, i mean you only live once.. herpes for all! *edit* herpes for some, miniture american flags for others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 i would have pulled it out and been like "do your thing girl..." :huh?: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E i would have pulled it out and been like "do your thing girl..." :huh?: :lol: swonk esaet</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 on a related note : walking home from this jam , some guy , yes guy was walking with what i thought was his gf , and i was with my gf . when as we passed each other the GUY was like ill suck ur cock . needless to say i was disgusted and embarassed and just continued walking . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED u suck dude...turnin down sum pussy and tellin her u got a small penis http://forumspam.articblue.nl/user_related/fag/images/0163.jpg'> lololol :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Once when i was partying in L.A. this fag came up to me and said "You wanna come back with me to my place, fool around, do some coke?" "Ah......no." and walked away I think i subject folks to far more random behaviour than i actually recieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED u suck dude...turnin down sum pussy and tellin her u got a small penis http://forumspam.articblue.nl/user_related/fag/images/0163.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 not long after i'd returned to melbourne i was walking home half drunk from a freind's place. there was 2 girls and a guy chilling drunk on latrobe street. i walk past and one of the chicks comes up to me like "uuggghhh" all drunk and shit. i laughed and kept walking. she runs up behind me and says "i just wanted to show my friends that i can be reckless, so how's about giving me a kiss for old times sake". i was like "ok" thinking it would just be a peck or something and then she lunges at me and we go at it hammer and tongs for a few minutes, then we stop and she goes "ok thanks, see ya!". and that was that. pretty strange, but i was happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARSdealer Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 abc, she was probably a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 you should have said i have a dick like a rottweiller tail..stumping and wide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by SARSdealer abc, she was probably a guy. well, not likely considering the bangin rack she was sporting in her low cut top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 "i have 2 inches of hard dick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED "i have 2 inches of hard dick" how high. opps, my bad this isn't the moie quotes thread... ;) </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 I wish this happened to me more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 thats truely fucked up sir.......she probly needed money to support her family man.....but fuck it.....you did the right thing.... YOU SAID NO TO THE BITCH.....CAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE THE ITCH.....i tip my cap to you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 eleventeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 i was once talking to a chick i hardly knew and she offered to suck it out of the blue:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 my friend was crossing the street once and a guy asked to "suck him off", well, my friend ended up breaking the glass heineken on the guys head and walked away like nothing, but pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 LOSER How could pass up an oppurtunmity like that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 the police use 14 year olds as bait now? damn, better get em younger then. you can never be too safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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