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so my ex messaged me online today. and we argued for 3 or 4 hours about how much each other sucks and how ... eh nm. basically, what it comes down to.. is she just bought a ticket to fly here .. she departs in 3 hours.. and arrives in 8.

 

is this a bad idea? probably. lets see what happens

 

**breaking news**

 

she doesnt have enough money for a return ticket home. so she has to wait 2 weeks for her paycheck to go through. oh man. oh fucking man.

 

I will keep you updated on how everything goes through her stay.

 

 

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I probably should clean up.. but wont.

 

 

One thing that kind of freaks me out about this is she'll be here for 6 hours during the week while im not here. i dont know. i feel like she is going to go through my stuff. i dont like that. hm. what to do.

 

I mean, i dont have to worry about her finding porn.. i dont watch it.. but i dont want her going to certain things that i do go to. i cant think of anything.. but im sure there is something.

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i might be mistaking you for someone else but is this the crackhead chick?

 

if it is, shame on you buddy for letting yourself get cocksmacked.

 

if it's not.

 

then make explanations for all the shit she will find, but what's it really matter anyway, she's an ex. and we all know that we have "ex's" for a reason.

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Originally posted by EarMuffs

dood i have two words for you only.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HATE FUCK

 

 

there you go. the cure all end all.

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take all of the shit you dont want her to see and put it in the trunk of your car. if you have ALOT of stuff you dont want her to see, dig a hole and put it in there. and just for shits and giggles, put up a fake videocamera in your appt. house, room, whatever you own, so she knows shes being watched. if she asks why its there, just say for secuirty reasons cause your house got robbed or something.

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You're a true american visionary.....why i am calling you that, it's anyone's guess.

 

But now is no better time than to enjoy the fruits of single living. Set a goal for yourself to make man love to her in each room in your new place. Double 12 Oz points if you can pull it off out on your balcony.

 

Like everyone else has said, keep us updated

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

and we argued for 3 or 4 hours about how much each other sucks and how ... eh nm.

 

is this a bad idea?

 

oh fucking man.

 

i feel like she is going to go through my stuff. i dont like that. hm. what to do.

 

. but i dont want her going to certain things that i do go to.

 

 

well, sounds like a match made in, uh, hell.

good luck.

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Sounds like she's psycho.

 

"Yeah, I hate you so much, but I'm coming out to see you and uh, I don't have enough money to fly back so rather than wait until I do, I'm just going to crash at your place for 2 weeks until my paycheck goes through, even though I pretty much won't be working during the time I'm with you so I'll be in even more money trouble if I don't move all my stuff in with you after 2 weeks."

 

Well, at least you got a month of living by yourself..

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Originally posted by alure

my baby's father is coming on thursday.. we hate eachother...this should be interesting..and no i'm not giving him any. the end.

 

oh yeah..

 

ps. give her a donkey punch

 

yea right. he'll say "baby, i love you.."

 

and the legs shall open.

 

:lol: ;)

 

/i dont really care either way, just thought that was funny.

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Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E

yea right. he'll say "baby, i love you.."

 

and the legs shall open.

 

:lol: ;)

 

/i dont really care either way, just thought that was funny.

 

tease.shutup. you know most of the time i laugh at your shit..and i'm a good sport about it..but god..lay off sometimes. grrr:mad:

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Originally posted by WEAK NIGGUH

MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD GO BUY SOME NEW PAIRS OF THICK RIMMED GLASSES TOGETHER AND THEN GO CRY

 

 

AHahhaha... funny..

 

 

 

 

And why does anyone find teases post even remotely funny?? They are the weakest sauce on the face of the earth..

 

Im gonna quote the hippie thread and say.. "i hope you get harshed on tease"...

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